WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

693

Well Hello Kitty. I see you hiding in there…Probably the only pussy that’s ever been near those pants. Ehhhhh Ohhhhhh!

695

Some people should just have instructions for life with them at all times.

694

I feel like I should make this into one of those inspirational meme pics with something like “Training never takes a day off.”

692

What you don’t see are the 14 swimsuit models with moist panties behind him in line. Bitches be lovin’ hexagons…

691

Not sure why they cast Matthew Perry and Thomas Lennon for the Odd Couple reboot, I would have actually watched if they picked these two.

689

Black probably wasn’t the best thong color choice on that outfit, but to be fair I’m thinking any color would have come through on those pants made out of tissue paper.

688

I’d be taking this one back to the pound if I were you.

690

Whoa! You better watch out and make sure one of your kids don’t step on that enormous crack or you’ll be walking around with a severely broken back there momma.

687

This looks like the car version of The Hills Have Eyes.

684

Probably the best argument I’ve seen for actually keeping the Confederate flag.

685

Wow! You belong over at WTFtattoos.com with that gem. Although I will say that I can appreciate the location of the tattoo. It will be an extra insult to your backyard wrestling buddies when they have to stare up at the Hulk while doing his leg drop on them.

686

This is what happens when you pair the same pair of socks for 10 years without taking them off. #YOLO

681

With Jurassic World out right now you can’t be too safe. I’d use a stronger rope.

680

Ahhh yes, nothing like the cool feeling of a sweet summer breeze blowing magically through your side rolls.

683

I guess that’s one way to distract everyone from noticing those fly jorts you’re rocking as an adult.

678

Turns out you pre-released the world premiere of your butthole. Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t like it.

676

I don’t trust bottom biscuits with that type of discoloration. Can’t be healthy for you.

677

Take this dude out to California. He’ll end the drought in a day the way he makes everyone wet.

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EL Coyote who loves to watch California girls
EL Coyote who loves to watch California girls
June 27, 2015 2:39 pm

Are we voting? I vote for the black thong instead of the red box.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 27, 2015 3:41 pm

Rick Nielsen called and wants his hexagon suit back!

Well, no one shit themselves at Wally World this week. Anomaly or trend? You decide!

gator
gator
June 27, 2015 3:44 pm

@ indenturedservant: just because there isnt a picture of it doesnt mean it didnt happen….

Lulu
Lulu
June 27, 2015 3:57 pm

that couple with the collar and the leash are freaking me out someone needs to check their basement

Stackingstock
Stackingstock
June 27, 2015 4:40 pm

Indentured servant,

I was hoping for a good someone shit themselves pic, so I could do a recap of what this customer did last week. Let me know if you want the recap.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 27, 2015 4:53 pm

Don’t be coy, Stack, this is TBP not Ladies Home Journal.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 27, 2015 5:19 pm

Stackingstock, I think I’ll pass, thanks. The week was shitty enough already. To cap it off, at 5pm on Friday my 21 year old A/C took a shit. I figured my little fortress of solitude would be a sauna inside but thanks to techniques taught to me by my pappy when I was a wee sprout, it’s currently 109.4F in my backyard and 71.2F inside the fortress. I don’t think it will break 80F inside!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 27, 2015 5:27 pm

Oh yeah, cold, fresh gazpacho tonight for dinner with Greek salad and ice cold beer. Things could be worse. 🙂

Llpoh
Llpoh
June 28, 2015 3:13 am

What happened to common decency? The world is fucked.

Chish
Chish
June 28, 2015 7:32 am

#4, isn’t that the guy from Cheap Trick?