HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF UNEMPLOYABLE

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Donna
Donna
June 29, 2015 10:00 am

I recently talked to a head nurse for surgery. She said she would never consider hiring anyone with a tattoo. Considered it trashy.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 29, 2015 10:04 am

But that would be discrimination.

harry p.
harry p.
June 29, 2015 10:10 am

Outside of being a rock star it really is up there as the stupidest fucking thing you can do.

If you are going to tat your face you might as tat it with thefollowing
“I plan on never making in excess of minimum wage.”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 29, 2015 10:14 am

I wouldn’t hire that dumb cunt to work a cash register at Taco Bell. She’s literally too stupid. Who the fuck is that supposed to be, Ben Bernanke? I hate Ben Bernanke.

harry p.
harry p.
June 29, 2015 10:23 am

Iska,
its probably her babys-daddy (well one of them at least).

Billy
Billy
June 29, 2015 10:32 am

Congratulations. You have failed as a parent.

What a nasty-assed skank…

gm
gm
June 29, 2015 11:18 am

see applicants all the time like that , um they don’t get a job . when you look at the demographics of running a business you hire people that are representative of your CUSTOMERS . if you piss off your customers they go elsewhere and you cut hours and jobs . kinda like mcdonalds doing the black 365 ads . um they in a pretty serious decrease in sales . why ? pissed off their white customers lol and they don’t know why . I do and so do millions of former customers . don’t get me wrong if a city is mostly black or Hispanic um the employees should be also . but if mostly white well it works the same way .I think it was ann ryand that said you can ignore reality ,but you cant ignore the consequences of ignoring reality lol good lord if mcdonalds would do a white 365 ad spot their sales would go off the chart . people that are marginalized will not support the ones doing the marginalzation cant speelll friggen beer lol

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
June 29, 2015 11:26 am

God that’s ugly.

If that’s a picture of her sweetheart, why not just keep a normal picture of him where she can look at it, instead of sticking it to the side of her face where she, um … can’t see it?

Oh never mind. I give up.

Dutchman
Dutchman
June 29, 2015 11:32 am

Don’t forget those with the ‘gauge’ earrings (tunnels). At least you can tell they’re a fuck up without speaking to them.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 29, 2015 11:36 am

What makes you think people of her kind are interested in employment???

She can just squeeze out a few puppies with her baby daddy and get all the benefits that she and the rest of the FSA are entitled to. THOSE PEOPLE don’t care if they are unemployable, THEY have a huge safety net………..DO YOU??? I know I don’t.

Rise Up
Rise Up
June 29, 2015 11:50 am

Maybe she’s projecting her future trans-gender self. he, he…

dc.sunsets
dc.sunsets
June 29, 2015 12:13 pm

People get tattoos as a part of living their lives externally, i.e., through the eyes of those surrounding them.

I can’t think of a clearer indication of shallow, almost imperceptible thought. Also, the only way to imagine a sign of higher time preference (I want it, I want it now, I don’t think about the future at all) is for someone to intentionally jump off a cliff in order to feel like they’re flying.

We are in a mania of unprecedented scale.

It is inducing the Hiveminded among us to do astonishingly self-destructive things.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 29, 2015 12:20 pm

dc

That female is beyond just suffering “Hiveminded” madness, she is just plain fucking stupid.

Stucky
Stucky
June 29, 2015 12:25 pm

Google “3d facial tattoo”. You will be amazed.

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Stucky
Stucky
June 29, 2015 12:29 pm

OK …. there are people that are just fucking freakoids.

But, what was this normal looking, attractive young person THINKING????
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Bea Lever
Bea Lever
June 29, 2015 1:08 pm

I’m thinking of having ” FUCK OFF ASSHOLE ” tattooed in the palm of my hand. That could come in handy for all kinds of situations:

Visits from the JW or salesman at your front door.

People who collect money at busy intersections around town.

The Census Man Etc, Etc, Etc.

Hey, tattoos can be fun!

Stucky
Stucky
June 29, 2015 1:36 pm

“I’m thinking of having ” FUCK OFF ASSHOLE ” tattooed in the palm of my hand.”

Why??? The NJ Official Sign Of Friendship serves the same exact purpose.

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ASIG
ASIG
June 29, 2015 1:45 pm

Psychologist will tell you that some children will display negative behavior knowing they will get into trouble but they do it just to get attention. They crave the attention, even if it leads to some form of punishment.

I see those that get tattoos motivated by that same need. They do it for the attention and in their delusional minds convince themselves that the attention is admiration.

Rise Up
Rise Up
June 29, 2015 2:20 pm

Stucky says: OK …. there are people that are just fucking freakoids.

But, what was this normal looking, attractive young person THINKING????
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Stucky, that is most like a temporary “skin decoration” on that girl. A link to the picture takes you here:

http://www.sheplanet.com/style/latest-party-mehndi-designs/

Mehendi is the most popular in Asian countries like Pakistan, India, Dubai, Saudi Sudia and others. Women are crazy about Mehndi Designs. Mehendi is also known as henna in the western world though they use it as a temporary form of skin decoration. This is one of the most significant tributes on the any functions like wedding ceremony, religious events and more other. These events are not complete and enjoyed without applying on mehndi design on your foot hand and arm.

Rise Up
Rise Up
June 29, 2015 2:21 pm

Typo… “most likely a temporary skin decoration”…

Stucky
Stucky
June 29, 2015 2:22 pm

Rise Up

ahhhhh …. makes a little more sense now ……… thanks for the research and post.

dc.sunsets
dc.sunsets
June 29, 2015 2:22 pm

@ Stucky,
“But, what was this normal looking, attractive young person THINKING????”

She was thinking, “It will wash off.” It’s a henna “tattoo.” It will fade out in a couple days.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
June 29, 2015 2:31 pm

Greetings,

I have a different view of this. Tats are fine if they can be covered up by, say, wearin’ normal clothes. I have 5 and none of them are visible even if I wear a short sleeve shirt. I have an entire back piece which is Edvard Munch’s The Scream except that I replaced the background with Van Gogh’s Starry Night. I’ve always thought that those two painting belong together.

My best friend owns a tattoo shop in the upscale part of Scottsdale, AZ. Her work is amazing and her clients get to become a living canvas for art. That crap on that woman’s face is not art. Oh yeah, my friend wont do tattoos on anyone’s face or anything too retarded.

Of course Kunstler wouldn’t approve but I’m ok with it.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 29, 2015 2:52 pm

Nickel,

Nothing personal, but whenever I’m boning a guy in the sphincter, it kinda creeps me out if he’s got The Scream on his back.

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
June 29, 2015 3:19 pm

“HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF UNEMPLOYABLE”

….AND unapproachable AND unlikeable AND unfuckable !

Persnickety
Persnickety
June 29, 2015 3:49 pm

I’d put about a 99.999999999999999% chance that the woman at the top of the page is a weak-willed person who is being abused and used by the guy depicted in the tattoo.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
June 29, 2015 3:50 pm

I don’t get it. Why deface what God gave you and expose yourself to Hep C, HIV, and other blood diseases.

Persnickety
Persnickety
June 29, 2015 3:51 pm

As for tattoos generally – my interpretation is that it’s about the only thing of quasi-property that can’t be readily stolen from someone, and they seem to be popular among people who are at constant risk of losing their belongings to theft, due to a combination of poverty, lifestyle, and often just plain stupidity.

With the exception of rock stars and certain athletes, you don’t see wealthy people getting tattoos, and you basically never see highly intelligent people getting them (even if they are a rock star or athlete).

Of course I’m probably over-thinking this.

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
June 29, 2015 7:32 pm

95% of the times I see a tattoo when out in public I find it’s NOT a well-placed, discrete little job on the body of a well-toned, good-looking person but rather a very-badly placed, oversized billboard style hack job on the body of a morbidly obese human land whale. If not half a dozen. More is better seems to be the norm nowadays. In Amerika’s race to the bottom, the morons are now even starting to tat their faces and eyeballs too!

Normally I’d say that that makes you kinda unemployable for life, but who gives a shit anyway in a country that no longer has any decent jobs left to offer, right?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 29, 2015 8:44 pm

Boning a guy in the sphincter is about as personal as you can get and saying it’s nothing personal won’t cut it. I guess this is the new national dialogue, shopping for man-skirts and favorite sodomy positions.

Lysander
Lysander
June 30, 2015 5:25 pm

People have asked me why I don’t get a tattoo. I tell them that you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Rolls Royce. 😉

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
June 30, 2015 8:11 pm

I can’t understand why so many American’ts spend so much of their hard-earned money on getting expensive tattoos, when very soon the U.S. government will be doing them on everyone for FREE!

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