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Police say prosthetic penises and fake urine are being used by miners to fool drug tests. 

Sales are booming for products to beat drug testing, which are legally available on the internet. Some products can be purchased for $70 (£35) and come with accessories including heat pads and strap-on devices for men to wear during supervised testing.

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Bea, are you going to the bathroom or just a cheap date?

Paulo
Paulo

Now I know why I will never eat in another Dennys….ever again. Getting blown while taking a dump? Wow, classy stuff.

“If only you had washed your hands, you would be Mr. Perfect”, sigh.

I am pretty sure I didn’t need that vision lurking around the old cranium.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Paulio, two different establishments, two different cities. The second was a love at first sight story, he was taking a leak, not a dump. Now go wash your mind.

Spinolator
Spinolator

Wow…Part of my brain really hopes those craigslist posts aren’t real….

IndenturedServant

Not that I needed more reasons (PoWM creatures shitting themselves are enuff) to avoid public places but this just reinforces that position.

Just as a total economic collapse is needed to fix our monetary system, an extinction level event is need to fix our people problems.

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Dude, I sympathize with the sand in the cootchie lady, I suppose you don’t tend to your anal cleft. It is very easy to forget people can see when you are under the shower. Some dude in Santa Monica (not me) stripped off his shorts in full view of everybody.

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EL Coyote who's in love with too many white girls to count them all.
EL Coyote who's in love with too many white girls to count them all.

Don’t know the why of the pretty white girl with the pearl necklace but why ask why?

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