Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs?
Okay, I mean we all appreciate the extra care and attention you’re giving to not have us see your butt-crack, but even Lebron James would be jelly of the magnitude of this triple-double.
Ok bud, settle down. No need to make such a visual statement on your married life. We get it….we all get it.
Oh My Gawd, I can’t wait until they put a woman on some U.S. paper currency. I’m gonna be rocking the shit out of some Harriet Tubman gear!
It would probably be cheaper just to wear a shirt that says “Douchebag Bro” to let everyone
On a normal day he has trouble picking up his truck keys. When he puts that on I’ve seen him squat a school bus full of children…and I’m talking a full size bus, not one of the short ones. Murrica.
All aboard the Mesh Express. Dude looking like the CEO of the Jared Fogle Foundation…
Dis da (Sams) club girl. You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around.
You look like you’re pregnant with Walmart. Like little tiny Walmarts are gonna come out of you at some point and just pop up and then they’ll start reproducing Walmarts.
Queen said it best… Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.
Must be a music themed day, because that booty is trying to break on through to the other side.
Question (1) Who gets a Dolly Parton Tattoo? Question (2) Who gets a Dolly Parton tattoo that doesn’t even have giant breasts on it? Perhaps our pals at Wtftattoos.com can answer my wondering mind.
You’re either a shitty makeup artist or a serial killer. Judging by that Juggalo makeup, I’m not really sure which is worse.
The real question is how many times did you screw up before your wife resorted to this?
Sweet mother of mercy! I’d tell you not to get your panties in a bunch but it appears I’m waaaay late on that one. Yikes!
Thanks for the throwback look to remind us all that people in the 70’s also suffered from wedgies. The struggle has been real for a long time.
Just like a Nascar fence, that thong is built to be pushed to its limit of containment.
Sweetie, it’s never a good thing when you need to hire a lookout man to make sure nobody can see straight down your poop chutewhile shopping.
Shit. Is. About. To. Go. Doooown!
Man I’m glad I got invited to his 4th of July party!!!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
No adults crapped in their pants this week. Progress!
I’m sure she never has to remind anybody that her eyes are up here.