WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

733

Well as long as your “girlfriend” said it’s okay I suppose we should all just pop a titty out for you. Then again who would have bet on a blow-up doll telling him he can’t see real boobs?

734

Okay, I mean we all appreciate the extra care and attention you’re giving to not have us see your butt-crack, but even Lebron James would be jelly of the magnitude of this triple-double.

731

Ok bud, settle down. No need to make such a visual statement on your married life. We get it….we all get it.

732

Oh My Gawd, I can’t wait until they put a woman on some U.S. paper currency. I’m gonna be rocking the shit out of some Harriet Tubman gear!

728

It would probably be cheaper just to wear a shirt that says “Douchebag Bro” to let everyone

729

On a normal day he has trouble picking up his truck keys. When he puts that on I’ve seen him squat a school bus full of children…and I’m talking a full size bus, not one of the short ones. Murrica.

730

All aboard the Mesh Express. Dude looking like the CEO of the Jared Fogle Foundation…

727

Dis da (Sams) club girl. You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around.

724

You look like you’re pregnant with Walmart. Like little tiny Walmarts are gonna come out of you at some point and just pop up and then they’ll start reproducing Walmarts.

723

Queen said it best… Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.

726

Must be a music themed day, because that booty is trying to break on through to the other side.

725

Question (1) Who gets a Dolly Parton Tattoo? Question (2) Who gets a Dolly Parton tattoo that doesn’t even have giant breasts on it? Perhaps our pals at Wtftattoos.com can answer my wondering mind.

722

You’re either a shitty makeup artist or a serial killer. Judging by that Juggalo makeup, I’m not really sure which is worse.

720

The real question is how many times did you screw up before your wife resorted to this?

719

Sweet mother of mercy! I’d tell you not to get your panties in a bunch but it appears I’m waaaay late on that one. Yikes!

721

Thanks for the throwback look to remind us all that people in the 70’s also suffered from wedgies. The struggle has been real for a long time.

716

Just like a Nascar fence, that thong is built to be pushed to its limit of containment.

718

Sweetie, it’s never a good thing when you need to hire a lookout man to make sure nobody can see straight down your poop chutewhile shopping.

717

Shit. Is. About. To. Go. Doooown!

712

Man I’m glad I got invited to his 4th of July party!!!

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan

No adults crapped in their pants this week. Progress!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

I’m sure she never has to remind anybody that her eyes are up here.

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