Silver lining – you sweep the floor as you walk so you save tons of money on cleaning supplies!
Perhaps next time you can provide everyone with goggles…I request mine to be blacked out so I can’t see a thing.
Looks like you need to increase the size of those black censorship bars
I’d give her sass but I’m afraid she always has a frying pan just ready to smack me upside the head.
Funny story, we’d probably rather see you being eaten by zombies.
What the heck lady? Stop accentuating those proportions. You look like a someone’s half eaten Go-Gurt!
Good luck to all your friends trying to explain why it’s okay to say your name out in public. Honestly, if it were me, we couldn’t even be friends because I know it would just eventually turn out terrible for my well-being.
Taking the selfie to an entirely new level of self-love with that bedazzled jacket! I mean, I hate seeing myself in people’s photos, I can’t imagine rocking my face as a jacket!
Perhaps instead of a ribbon and bow tattoo on your legs you should have used like some heavy duty chains and a vice-grip. Would have been more believable.
Somebody shut those blinds please…before I go blind.
Okie dokie. You wanna find out girl? Let’s find out. I’ll start the bidding at I have to pay you $100 to go away. Let the bidding begin!
Those booty covers are so see through that your underwear look like they are just part of the design. An awful, awful design, but part of it.
Granny looks like she about to ball some dudes at hoops and then show her friends what’s up on the tennis court.
Nothing going on here. Just gonna post up here at at Walmart, get my peep sucked and go back to not doing shit with my life.
Every man’s fear of what their bride is eventually going to turn into one day…
Honest Critics Review: worst ballet ever.
Thongs above the waistband is not a good look. What appears to be some sort of diaper or new tattoo protector thong is even less sexy.
What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.
Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
It gets better every week.
Progress – No one shit themselves.
I would hit 1-4, 6, and 8- all the rest. Too bad there were no goats.
This is more depressing than the worst doom and gloom article.
This “country” needs to be ended. Thankfully obombya is on it.
I’m with Ripley:
Noone shit themselves. Thank god for that. But that has to be the most disturbing group yet. Wow
How many middle age dudes here have gone full Caitlyn and are now wearing a summer dress to Wally World?
That’s four weeks in a row with no one shitting themselves! Next weeks gonna be bad isn’t it?
Right after the EL asteroid takes us humans out the planet is going to breathe a huge sigh of relief.