Whose Head Is Up Whose Ass?

Caption this.  Winner gets to beat the shit out of bb for 5 minutes.

 

Author: Stucky

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TJF
TJF

“This straw gives a funny taste to the water.”

TJF
TJF

“Lift your head up a little bit Rex. I think I’m getting mud from the bottom of the puddle.”

klyde
klyde

I smell bb in there.

harry p.

Who are you again?

Administrator

I love the smell of ass in the morning.

Tommy
Tommy

Yes, yes….I can see it now.

Tommy
Tommy

Let’s see the savior and reggie try that!

AC
AC

Hillary still can’t find those missing emails.

JIMSKI
JIMSKI

Man I sure loves me some hope and change.

DC Sunsets

“No sweat, Ralph, your prostate is in fine shape.”

or

“Didn’t they tell us this was fun when we sat through that instructional lecture at school? I must not be as hip as I thought I was.”

Tommy
Tommy

Larry……are you sure?

Tommy
Tommy

Open your mouth, its dark in here.

DC Sunsets

Relax a little more, I’m halfway in.

Administrator

Anal & Doggie style at the same time

DC Sunsets

“Whoa, that gerbil is really STUCK!”

Tommy
Tommy

If I do this for you, I get the job….right?

Tommy
Tommy

modern politics, in glaring accuracy.

Tommy
Tommy

Stop farting, that makes me wanna throw up.

Tommy
Tommy

Mi butthole, es su butthole.

Tommy
Tommy

The Jenner family dogs. No explanation necessary.

Tommy
Tommy

Hold on….almost…there.

Tommy
Tommy

So can’t you just shit her wedding ring out like normal?

Tommy
Tommy

If I’m not back in an hour….

Southern Sage
Southern Sage

Bibi Netanyahu: “OK, Huckabee, you can get your head out of my ass now!”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

I-S to Maggie, Thanks for letting me blow smoke up your ass, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever

Lookin for love in all the wrong places.

justsayin
justsayin

(Ok let’s try this end) Hello! Is there anybody in there?

Rise Up
Rise Up

(No caption offered, but that little one is EXACTLY like our Chihuahua-Jack Russell terrier mix named “Peanut”.)

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong

“Wait a minute Mr. President …yes! …NOW I see the economic recovery you were talking about!”

Bea Lever
Bea Lever

RIS- That’s a winner. I don’t want to find the recovery that bad…….do you?

Westcoaster
Westcoaster

“Fifi come out, right this second!”

DC Sunsets

San Francisco dog, thinking he was to get a taste of strap-on, instead getting some jump-in.

Or, “if you tell someone to ‘jump up my ass,’ be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.”

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill

Boehner (little dog): “Congress, the reason I called this meeting today…”

Member Account
Member Account

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the nose again.

kokoda
kokoda

Michael Mann to Obama – I found the missing heat Pres. and its not in the oceans.

Zarathustra

I still can’t see the fly you swallowed.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED

Hey Spike….I saw a furry animal go in your butt….sniff,sniff….yep I smell mole asses.

Spartacus Rex
Spartacus Rex

One picture proving the power of the .01% mission statement:

“When one has control over the ‘information chain’, who needs leashes?”

Cheers, S. Rex

IndenturedServant

Looks like bb and El Assclown to me.

“Well I’ll be damned…..the shit throwing monkeys on TBP were right………..Nope, no brains in here either!”

or

“bb’s voicebox”

bb spreading his wisdom:

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MuckAbout

“I can see a bright, bright, bright sunny day.!!!” (Lyrics from the song)..

MA

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong

“Caption this. Winner gets to beat the shit out of bb for 5 minutes.”

Yay! I won! Now bring me BB and a broken stopwatch!

bb

I give you all thumbs up just for playing.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

bb, I think we drove Maggie away. I might stop trolling and go legit. But then we couldn’t hang out. This is a good time to reinforce the bros before anybody else rule.

Econman
Econman

bb:
“Econman once asked, ‘How can bb have his head so far up his own pass, yet not see shit clearly?’ Well, let me try someone else’s ass!”

Econman
Econman

bb:
“Econman once asked, ‘How can bb have his head so far up his own ass, yet not see shit clearly?’ Well, let me try someone else’s ass!”

Econman
Econman

My computer seems to have “politically autocorrect”, fucking up my comments.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Somethings are worth repeating, Economan

justsayin
justsayin

This is a hell of a time to be a zombie, I don’t smell brains at either end!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

I-S – This is a crappy telescope. Stupid salesman told me, “You’ll be able to see Uranus clearly.”

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