bb, I think we drove Maggie away. I might stop trolling and go legit. But then we couldn’t hang out. This is a good time to reinforce the bros before anybody else rule.
Econman
bb:
“Econman once asked, ‘How can bb have his head so far up his own pass, yet not see shit clearly?’ Well, let me try someone else’s ass!”
Econman
bb:
“Econman once asked, ‘How can bb have his head so far up his own ass, yet not see shit clearly?’ Well, let me try someone else’s ass!”
Econman
My computer seems to have “politically autocorrect”, fucking up my comments.
EL Coyote
Somethings are worth repeating, Economan
justsayin
This is a hell of a time to be a zombie, I don’t smell brains at either end!
A remarkable milestone —– 50 comments and ZERO thumbs down as of this writing. Woohoo!!! Any thumbs down received forthwith do not count …. you spiteful cocksucker!!
Russia Is Strong (economic recovery) is the Official Winner!!
AC (Hillary’s missing emails) gets a STRONG Honorable Mention.
RIS, please track down bb, and Kick His Ass!!
Also, a slight modification to the winning prize. EVERYBODY who got at least one thumbs up, get’s to kick bb’s ass. Yeah!!!
bb, report to the October festivities in NYC!! Bring some anal lube.
EL Coyote
I-S – This is a crappy telescope. Stupid salesman told me, “You’ll be able to see Uranus clearly.”
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“This straw gives a funny taste to the water.”
“Lift your head up a little bit Rex. I think I’m getting mud from the bottom of the puddle.”
I smell bb in there.
Who are you again?
I love the smell of ass in the morning.
Yes, yes….I can see it now.
Let’s see the savior and reggie try that!
Hillary still can’t find those missing emails.
Man I sure loves me some hope and change.
“No sweat, Ralph, your prostate is in fine shape.”
or
“Didn’t they tell us this was fun when we sat through that instructional lecture at school? I must not be as hip as I thought I was.”
Larry……are you sure?
Open your mouth, its dark in here.
Relax a little more, I’m halfway in.
Anal & Doggie style at the same time
“Whoa, that gerbil is really STUCK!”
If I do this for you, I get the job….right?
modern politics, in glaring accuracy.
Stop farting, that makes me wanna throw up.
Mi butthole, es su butthole.
The Jenner family dogs. No explanation necessary.
Hold on….almost…there.
So can’t you just shit her wedding ring out like normal?
If I’m not back in an hour….
Bibi Netanyahu: “OK, Huckabee, you can get your head out of my ass now!”
I-S to Maggie, Thanks for letting me blow smoke up your ass, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Admin’s ass tastes mm-mm good!
Lookin for love in all the wrong places.
(Ok let’s try this end) Hello! Is there anybody in there?
(No caption offered, but that little one is EXACTLY like our Chihuahua-Jack Russell terrier mix named “Peanut”.)
“Wait a minute Mr. President …yes! …NOW I see the economic recovery you were talking about!”
Oh Oh!!!!
I think Russia Is Strong just submitted the winner.
RIS- That’s a winner. I don’t want to find the recovery that bad…….do you?
“Fifi come out, right this second!”
San Francisco dog, thinking he was to get a taste of strap-on, instead getting some jump-in.
Or, “if you tell someone to ‘jump up my ass,’ be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.”
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Boehner (little dog): “Congress, the reason I called this meeting today…”
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the nose again.
Michael Mann to Obama – I found the missing heat Pres. and its not in the oceans.
I still can’t see the fly you swallowed.
Hey Spike….I saw a furry animal go in your butt….sniff,sniff….yep I smell mole asses.
One picture proving the power of the .01% mission statement:
“When one has control over the ‘information chain’, who needs leashes?”
Cheers, S. Rex
Looks like bb and El Assclown to me.
“Well I’ll be damned…..the shit throwing monkeys on TBP were right………..Nope, no brains in here either!”
or
“bb’s voicebox”
bb spreading his wisdom:
“I can see a bright, bright, bright sunny day.!!!” (Lyrics from the song)..
MA
“Caption this. Winner gets to beat the shit out of bb for 5 minutes.”
Yay! I won! Now bring me BB and a broken stopwatch!
I give you all thumbs up just for playing.
bb, I think we drove Maggie away. I might stop trolling and go legit. But then we couldn’t hang out. This is a good time to reinforce the bros before anybody else rule.
bb:
“Econman once asked, ‘How can bb have his head so far up his own pass, yet not see shit clearly?’ Well, let me try someone else’s ass!”
bb:
“Econman once asked, ‘How can bb have his head so far up his own ass, yet not see shit clearly?’ Well, let me try someone else’s ass!”
My computer seems to have “politically autocorrect”, fucking up my comments.
Somethings are worth repeating, Economan
This is a hell of a time to be a zombie, I don’t smell brains at either end!
Voting is officially OVER.
A remarkable milestone —– 50 comments and ZERO thumbs down as of this writing. Woohoo!!! Any thumbs down received forthwith do not count …. you spiteful cocksucker!!
Russia Is Strong (economic recovery) is the Official Winner!!
AC (Hillary’s missing emails) gets a STRONG Honorable Mention.
RIS, please track down bb, and Kick His Ass!!
Also, a slight modification to the winning prize. EVERYBODY who got at least one thumbs up, get’s to kick bb’s ass. Yeah!!!
bb, report to the October festivities in NYC!! Bring some anal lube.
I-S – This is a crappy telescope. Stupid salesman told me, “You’ll be able to see Uranus clearly.”