CAPTION CONTEST

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Caption #2

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John Angelo
John Angelo
August 16, 2015 7:54 am

Caption #1: Clinton: “Look, Obogey, a few years ago you would have been carrying my golf bag.”

Caption #2: Clinton: “No wonder your ball is closer to the pin. I’ve been hitting drives from the white tees all day while you’re 100 yards closer each time from the black tees.”

John Angelo
John Angelo
August 16, 2015 7:59 am

Caption #1: Obama: “…if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at the age of 16.” Clinton: “How was I supposed to know the drink cart girl on the last hole was your daughter?!”

John Angelo
John Angelo
August 16, 2015 8:12 am

Caption #2: Clinton: “Does that ball say En-Titleist #1?”

John Angelo
John Angelo
August 16, 2015 8:16 am

Caption #1: Clinton to Obama: “Did you leave your ball marker on the last hole? Never leave a ball mark! The last time I did something like that, Linda Tripp got me impeached!”

Stucky
Stucky
August 16, 2015 8:31 am

#1: “And then Building 7 fell at free fall speed. Just like that!”

#2: “They used exploding golf balls packed with thermite, like this one.”

Erasmus le dolt
Erasmus le dolt
August 16, 2015 8:47 am

So I says to Monica, “What da ya mean ‘wrong hole’?”

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
August 16, 2015 12:50 pm

#1….I got more booty than ANY other president in the Whitehouse !

# 2….So your skins black but your balls are white….cool. Now you better give them back to Moochele .

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 16, 2015 2:56 pm

My wife likes watching those zombie shows and I swear that clinton looks like a zombie in that first picture.

Caption for the first picture a la Jackie Gleason:

Why I oughta!

Russia Is Strong
Russia Is Strong
August 16, 2015 3:05 pm

#1: “And then my grandpa would whip his lazy nigras right on their backs just like this…”

#2: “Is it a Titleist?”
“Nah, it’s what’s left of the U.S. economy!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 16, 2015 3:28 pm

1. So what, at least I didn’t screw the economy stupid! 2. If their income is the size of Jupiter, this is what will be left after Obamacare.