WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Well if this isn’t an editorial cartoon played out in real life. So is that dude just lazy or is Walmart that bad to work for? True art makes you question things….So I hear. I still think movie posters are decoration, so what the hell do I know?

851

It’s like you forget they don’t know they’re doing it. I mean, come on. If my socks aren’t covering enough ankle I know it, you can be damn sure if my ass cheeks were hanging out that I’m well aware of the situation.

854

Your little fupa protector there looks like a man being tortured to death with a bag over his head. Just suffocating all life out of him. Not good. Not good at all.

848

Quick question here folks. Which do you think there are more of, people that would lick it or people that have stepped foot on the moon?

849

I get ya girl; some days it just feels like you’re dragging ass…..aauuughhh, see what I did there? Yaaa you see.

850

Belly bumps are obviously the “in” thing right now, even though ironically the further out it is the more “in” it is. So which trendsetter pulls it off best?

847

True love means you’ll nunchuck the shit out of someone for your partner.

839

Well Cinderalla, if you’re gonna wear a bunch of rags you’re bound to have a titty or two poppin’ out.

840

Did you buy a magic eye shirt to distract me from your see-through white yoga shorts? You could be fighting an actual dinosaur right now and I’m still gonna be like “Holy sh*t that’s a dinosaur!! But why is that dude wearing yoga shorts?”

842

Social media is a great thing. It’s a constant train wreck that lets you know where you sit on the “how f*cked up are you?” chart.

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Got that fancy side window I see. It lets in a lot of natural light. Very classy.

835

Well there is the puff of smoke, so I guess we’ll just sit back and wait to see what this magician has up her sleeve…or other body area.

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I feel like I’m catching a glimpse of something naughty here. Like a wardrobe malfunction titty pop out. When in fact, even though your whole thing you got going on is one big wardrobe malfunction, it’s just some back titty. Disappointing.

833

They do always say you don’t want to look at what’s going on behind the curtains….boy are they right.

834

Yowzers! I wouldn’t want to be the unlucky bastard standing behind her when that gust came out like a tornado wrecking everything in its path.

831

Just getting his Walmart bronze on. Not too many days of summer left folks, gotta get that tanning in whenever, wherever.

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KaD
KaD
August 22, 2015 9:24 am

The people holding up signs aren’t usually ‘homeless’. They have an income from SS or SS disability and just want to supplement it; usually with money for booze, drugs, or lottery tickets.

In most countries the leading cause of real homelessness is poverty. That is not true in the US. In the US the leading causes are alcoholism, drug addiction, mental illness (who typically self medicate with drugs and alcohol), and choice, in that order.

I worked with a lady who told me she had a homeless brother. She invited him to sleep on her sofa until he could ‘get it together’. That worked for a few months until she found out he was getting a check for $3000 every month by mail. Now he’s sleeping on benches again.

EC
EC
August 23, 2015 2:49 am

What agency would send you $3000/mo for any reason?