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Posted without comment for the “Ladies” of TBP.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2374663/mexican-man-with-worlds-longest-penis-says-he-is-lonely-because-women-are-afraid-to-have-sex-with-him/

“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees. I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

Cabrera, a native of “Look where it is, it goes far below the knees. I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.”

Cabrera, a native of Saltillo in the northeast state of Coahuila, also wants his special “gift from God” to be recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records.
“Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.”

As part of effort to convince the authorities to register him as disabled and to have his special “gift from God” recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records, Cabrera has undergone medical examination and an x-ray at a health center in Saltillo.

According to Cabrera, who was reportedly deported from the U.S. in 2011, the x-ray proves that his penis is natural and not artificial.

Doctors said the x-ray (see image above) proves that Cabrera’s appendage is genuine. However, they pointed out that the main part of the organ was only six-inches-long and that the rest was mainly skin.

According to the U.K. Mirror, medical experts said it might be possible through surgery to reduce the size of Cabrera’s penis.

Cabrera is unemployed and lives alone. He receives assistance from relatives. He says he supplements the assistance by scavenging for waste materials. He laments that he has no friends and that people, especially ladies, avoid him.

If the Guinness Book of World Records recognizes Cabrera’s claim, he will supplant American John Falcon, who currently holds the record of the man with the world’s largest penis at 13.38 inches.

According to the Mirror, the story of Cabrera’s life will be published in a book titled “El Sordido Pudor”

Author: Roy

80 year old retired AF officer with VA combat related disability, educated beyond my intelligence with three at taxpayer expense Degrees. I am a Deist (hedged Atheist) who believes man made god in his own image and what we call god is what I call mother nature. I agree with Bertrand Russel that with all these different religions they all cannot be right but they can all be wrong, same applies to economic theories.

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Administrator
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Admin
September 1, 2015 11:16 am

I thought this was going to be about Smokey.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
September 1, 2015 11:20 am

Umm, no, I just don’t have the words. Yuck.

Ms. Freud
Ms. Freud
September 1, 2015 11:45 am

When Stucky decides to pleasure me, I usually have to ask him if he’s in yet.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
September 1, 2015 11:45 am

“The actual member was 6 inches…”

Im wondering if this guy is legit 7 inches of excess skin and wants to join the FSA.

AnarchoPagan
AnarchoPagan
September 1, 2015 12:03 pm

If it’s 7″ of just skin (no erectile tissue), I’d think it’d be more comical than fearsome when “ready for duty”.

Tommy
Tommy
September 1, 2015 12:04 pm

Two cowboys are taking a leak, first one says ‘waters cold’…..the second replies ‘deep too’.

Gayle
Gayle
September 1, 2015 12:13 pm

This pretty much takes the cake as a reason to collect disability instead of work. Next it will be women with ginormous bosoms who are disabled.

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  Gayle
September 1, 2015 12:22 pm
Administrator
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  Gayle
September 1, 2015 12:25 pm
Card802
Card802
September 1, 2015 12:28 pm

“Penis size has been the root of men’s anxiety throughout history, and the need to enlarge penises to improve self-esteem still exists today. A man in Germany who received silicone injections for a penis enlargement proves bigger isn’t always better. Micha Stunz, a 45-year-old from Berlin, shared with Vice the heavy price he must pay for his 7-pound, 9-inch-long, and 3-inch-wide penis, which is nothing short of amusing.

“After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things anymore. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it,” Stunz told Vice. “You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3033539/The-man-HALF-STONE-penis-45-year-old-enlarged-silicone-injections-big-struggles-sex.html

Stucky
Stucky
September 1, 2015 12:36 pm

Since when is 7 inches considered a problem? pffffft

Ms. Freud
Ms. Freud
September 1, 2015 12:42 pm

2 inches is the problem.

Gayle
Gayle
September 1, 2015 1:09 pm

There are the disabled and then there are the freaks. Those boobs are scary things. Let us be thankful for appendages that are normal.

Back in PA Mike
Back in PA Mike
September 1, 2015 4:25 pm

How did I know this article would make it on here?

Monger
Monger
September 1, 2015 8:31 pm

dude, he should contact the porn industry…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 1, 2015 11:17 pm

1. They say long distance relationships are for fools. But if your going to be separated from your love by a pair of boobs. Who’s to call you a fool?

2. This was a sad post. Maybe next time you can submit an article about the gigantic scrotum condition caused by a bacterial infection.
I almost missed being revolted by one of Stucky’s dreadful beastiality articles.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
September 1, 2015 11:19 pm

Monger says: dude, he should contact the porn industry…

Two points:

No woman would come near that disaster.

The porn industry is looking for a few good men like Stucky, who the fuck is going to pay to see a limp dick, sufficient with some assholes here on TBP.

cz
cz
September 2, 2015 9:04 am

Frank you for the article. Frank you very much…