WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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When you wake up from a night full of Rumple Minze shots…

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Whew! I thought that said ‘Pappy’s Playground’ for a second. Awkward…

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Looking like Sully’s long lost daughter over there.

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The 90’s WWF wrestler haircut is still good in my book!

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Sometimes pedophiles are easier to spot than you think…

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Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Seriously though I wish a purple Grimace or red Kool-Aid Man would come in and make this a real party.

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Once you go Walmart, you’re gonna need a wheelchair…

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Meet Mario. He is a plumber in northeast Indiana. When he meets someone new, they laugh at him and think he’s messing around. Mario to this day doesn’t understand why…

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Considering men will pretty much stick their penises in anything, you better watch your tailpipe with a sticker like that…

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I’m going to assume that little fanny pack is filled with unicorns, rainbows and lots and lots of weed.

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If you paid more than 20 cents for those Ramen noodles ma’am, then you need to find a new stylist.

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Ain’t nobody got time to hold their phone with all of these low prices!

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Oh I hope we can get a shot of her in every color of the rainbow! That would be truly magical. Make it happen minions!

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I think it’s time to put away the flip flops and sandals…for the rest of your life.

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Your guess is as good as mine here…

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The adult pajama game is getting more and more intense. Do you reach for pizza or donuts when you have the late night munchies?

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Nothing goes together like weed and breast milk! Amirightoramiright?!

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That look though! What is that old man thinking? Funniest caption wins a copy of our newest book, People of Walmart: State of Emergency! Have fun kiddos!

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Apparently ‘parenting’ is on a rollback special today at Walmart…

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The baggy jeans and chain wallet immediately brought be back to middle school 15 years ago. The little rail tail thing you have going on there brought me to a place that I never, ever want to be again.

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TE
TE

Yet more proof that low saturated, God given, fats from healthy plants and animals, and constant chemical onslaught from our water to our doctor’s office to the grocery store, has truly damaged our brains.

There is truly no other explanation for the vast percentage of our population that is this severely, and obviously, brain damaged/emotionally impaired.

Wowza, what have we become? Eat real food and find health in nature, not Wallys or Walgreens. How much more proof does an intelligent person need.

Brian
Brian

T4C, try striking the “https//” in the address and replace it with a “www”. That is what I do when it gets wonky.

Brian
Brian

Excellent! So it isn’t just myself that has this issue on here and Denninger’s site. That seems to fix it most of the time.

Skip
Skip

Interesting collection, and Salute!

I almost never go into a Walmart anymore;it is simply too bizarre for me: The hugeness of the space, the cameras everywhere, the bad reputation of some Walmart goods (They tell their suppliers with what parts and how the products they will sell will be made. Any Electronics guy can tell at a glance if a piece of electronic equipment was sold through Walmart: Any number of components will be of cheaper grade than in the (ostensibly) exact same product sold elsewhere.)

But just yesterday it fell to me to go in there (a bathroom rug), and it was a real shock to my sensibilities. Not only were there plenty of people like the ones you depict above, but, with just a little attention, I seem to be confronted with what is going on in their emotional systems and minds. I do this automatically by reading gestures, eye movements, temporary and permanent facial features, etc.

And seeing all that… it was like I had entered into a world crafted by Kafka.

I am sure I would like your book. But I simply can’t look at that picture for any length of time to form a sub-line for it. I can see a racial contempt in the older man standing next to him, and looking at the man himself the things I see I cannot write, for they would be seen as racist, and I don’t want to promote, nor risk the danger of legitimatizing, the thinking of people in a judgmental manner.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED

The Wal-Mart freaks are proof that GMO food destroys your brain and DNA .

James the Wanderer

The white guy doesn’t have to be a racist at all. He might be thinking something like,

“I stormed ashore on Omaha Beach to protect this …. “

James the Wanderer

Or perhaps,

“That poor bastard can’t even afford a shirt to wear, should I give him mine?”

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