Must be a REALLY old story. If it happened nowadays, grandma would be arrested, and would obviously resist arrest. The cops would “fear for their lives and safety”, brave public servants they are, and therefore grandma would require a generous beating accompanied by a bit of pepperspray or a good taser shot.
IndenturedServant
October 8, 2015 5:38 pm
A police officer stops an elderly lady for speeding, her asks for her driver’s license, registration and proof of insurance. The little old lady gives him the information, along with a concealed pistol permit. Surprised, the officer asks her if she has a weapon on her presently. She tells him she has a .45 in her glovebox. The officer is impressed, and asks if she has any other firearms on her. The little old woman calmly lists the 9mm in her center console and the .38 special in her purse. Shocked, the officer asks her “What are you afraid of ma’am?” Without missing a beat, the woman calmly responds “Not a goddamn thing.”
EL Coyote
October 8, 2015 9:06 pm
Stop it, I work with this bitch. It isn’t funny or cute when she pulls this shit continually.
My buddy Alan says, are you two..?
Then he offers some helpful advice, see this? He shows me his palm, it never says no, it’s always there and it satisfies me every time.
I’ll only do her if you’ll do her first, Alan, I say.
He flips me off, thinks about it and says, deal.
OMG. That is me in a few years.
Must be a REALLY old story. If it happened nowadays, grandma would be arrested, and would obviously resist arrest. The cops would “fear for their lives and safety”, brave public servants they are, and therefore grandma would require a generous beating accompanied by a bit of pepperspray or a good taser shot.
A police officer stops an elderly lady for speeding, her asks for her driver’s license, registration and proof of insurance. The little old lady gives him the information, along with a concealed pistol permit. Surprised, the officer asks her if she has a weapon on her presently. She tells him she has a .45 in her glovebox. The officer is impressed, and asks if she has any other firearms on her. The little old woman calmly lists the 9mm in her center console and the .38 special in her purse. Shocked, the officer asks her “What are you afraid of ma’am?” Without missing a beat, the woman calmly responds “Not a goddamn thing.”
Stop it, I work with this bitch. It isn’t funny or cute when she pulls this shit continually.
My buddy Alan says, are you two..?
Then he offers some helpful advice, see this? He shows me his palm, it never says no, it’s always there and it satisfies me every time.
I’ll only do her if you’ll do her first, Alan, I say.
He flips me off, thinks about it and says, deal.