Why Didn’t The Bear Eat The Girl?

Maybe because she’s a square shouldered, super-fit, double marathon-running, tree-hugging, deodorant-refusing, whale-saving, hairy-legged, bike-riding, rail-thin vegan with an Associate degree in Buddhist philosophy ….. and a voice that makes Hillary sound sexy?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9p9bklwjqo&feature=player_detailpage


Author: Stucky

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kokoda
kokoda

The bear just doesn’t seem to understand the English language; must be an evolutionary branching. At least she was smart enuf to carry pepper spray.

TJF
TJF

I wonder if the audio is not a voice over. I made it about a third of the way through and then started rooting for the bear.

stucky
stucky

ARRRGGHHHH ..That’s a voice that will push a man teetering on the edge of homosexuality over the edge.

TE
TE

I’m laughing my butt off right now.

Let us all pray she doesn’t have dogs for kids.

“Why are you breaking my kayak?”

Dear gawd.

She’s talking to that bear the same way owners of out of control dogs do.

We humans are morons. Thanks for the laugh.

Dutchman

Bear didn’t like the smell of 3 day old tuna.

3rd Generatio n
3rd Generatio n

or she was a trasplanted San Francisco Liberal.

They all smell & taste like shit.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr

A Certified Liberal Pussy.

hardscrabble farmer

Who is Mike Hayek? Was that the guy from the movie Grizzly maze?

Persnickety
Persnickety

This might be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

Lysander
Lysander

She’s obviously empowered. She is womyn, hear her roar. She’ll do well in WROL.

nkit
nkit

Good one HSF….

Rise Up

What a whiny wimp. There was probably some food in that kayak. “It’s September, you’re supposed to be asleep!” Geez..

She could of thrown something at it. Better yet, a .45ACP bullet in it’s butt probably would have done the trick.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Stuck, good thing I’m not teetering on the edge of faggotry.

American women seem to have devolved into these infantile voices. I called our support people last week and the woman who answered had a little girl voice that made Melanie Griffith sound masculine.

I laughed because I could not understand her at all. I had to repeat what she said to make sure I understood correctly.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster

Interesting. (Mr. Spock, Star Trek)

IndenturedServant

The bear didn’t eat her because it was afraid the stupid might burn going down.

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