MEANWHILE….IN TEXAS

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Persnickety
Persnickety
October 11, 2015 10:18 am

Oh she got a shot all right…

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
October 11, 2015 11:34 am

Something FLU up her skirt.

Card802
Card802
October 11, 2015 12:07 pm

What does a 14 year old blond say when her mom claims she got pregnant from a flu shot?

Are you sure it’s mine?

M.I.A.
M.I.A.
October 11, 2015 12:16 pm

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“In my 26 years of practice, I have never heard once of such a thing as someone being impregnated by a vaccine, but I did some research and found out it is more common than most people think”.

“Vaccine technology is fairly recent in history so we hypothesize how they work, but as in this instance, why do some women fall pregnant from vaccines?” asks PhD student Alexa Goldberg, who is writing her doctoral thesis on the subject.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-14-year-old-virgin-falls-pregnant-after-flu-shot/

bb
bb
October 11, 2015 12:29 pm

Interesting . Wonder what the baby will look like ? It is possible. Christ didn’t have a biological father. Maybe you people don’t want to admit this could be a miracle child.

Penn head , was thinking about you yesterday.

bluestem
bluestem
October 11, 2015 2:01 pm

Oh, mercy, John

Desertrat
Desertrat
October 11, 2015 3:55 pm

I’ll believe that about the same time that I believe that Obama is a fine upstanding gentleman with the best interests of the nation in his heart.

Persnickety
Persnickety
October 11, 2015 4:31 pm

“Penn head , was thinking about you yesterday.”

And I have no idea whether I should be flattered or scared. 🙂

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
October 11, 2015 5:39 pm

The Heebs said Pantera, a roman warrior, was the father of Yeshua beebs.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
October 11, 2015 5:42 pm

And WTF is there a picture of some old women when the article talks of a 24 yr old student?

Oh. Wait. Its from World Nut Daily.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
October 11, 2015 6:01 pm

I’m surprised all the Bible-thumpers and bead-squeezers around here haven’t claimed it’s the 2nd coming. Hell, maybe it is?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 11, 2015 6:51 pm

You guys are missing the newsy part: 14 YO Texas virgin. Can it be true in the land of steers and queers?

Was there no snaggle tooth, brain dead, drunken, half-blind, pony tail, mountain cabin resident willing to marry this girl earlier?

starfcker
starfcker
October 11, 2015 9:30 pm

EC, that’s funny

flash
flash
October 11, 2015 9:37 pm

even a farce..a shit for brains rainbow New Yorker would still fall for this.

overthecliff
overthecliff
October 12, 2015 8:21 am

Are there any virgins at 14 in Texas?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 12, 2015 1:14 pm

There called old maids, like the kernels you find in the bottom of your Orville Redenbacker.

Lysander
Lysander
October 12, 2015 1:41 pm

@El Coyote….’Was there no snaggle tooth, brain dead, drunken, half-blind, pony tail, mountain cabin resident willing to marry this girl earlier?”

Laugh my ass off. I lived in Burnet TX for almost a year. I came back to CT a lot wiser for it. If I owned Hell and Texas, I’d rent out Texas and live in Hell.