She is probably pulling those shorts out for that sweet release. Those things are so tight I don’t think even a fart could escape.
I don’t think that’s what they mean when people say they can feel Jesus inside them.
Well that’s just great. You hear that Ed? Bears. Now you’ve put the whole station in Jeopardy.
With those fancy jorts on this dude looks like he would fit right in with Andy Samberg and the rest of Lonely Island on their boat.
I can’t tell if that’s a man or a woman, but what I can tell is whichever it is, he/she could rip me in half and break my manhood into pieces.
Thanks for illustrating why we call them Granny Panties. Now if you could please stop this horrific M. Night Shyamalan style plot twist to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show we would all appreciate it.
Yeah, you feel that uneasy feeling in your stomach guys? Doesn’t feel very good when the question is pointed back at you. The shoe is on the other foot now and you’re in for a wild ride.
Acadia Parish residents have mixed emotions about a photo featuring two educators at a costume party earlier this month.
Iota Middle School Principal Lee Ann Wall and her husband Jeptha Wall, who is a coach at Crowley High School, appear in the image.
Their costumes are described as “People of Walmart.” Jeptha can be seen wearing a red bandana around his waist with a gun tucked into his belt and money coming out of his pocket.
In front of Lee Ann is a basket full of black and white baby dolls and sign that read, “You wait on pay day, I be waiting for da first of da month!”
The photo was sent to KLFY by a viewer who called it a “display of classism and racism.” But not everyone thinks it should be taken so seriously.
Penny Fontenot lives in Iota and says sometimes a costume is just that: a costume. “If they’re teaching your children right from wrong in the schools, what does a costume have to do with it?”
We showed the photo to several other folks in Acadia Parish. They believe the costume choice crossed the line.
“Wow, okay. So what is she trying to depict? Somebody who’s on welfare? If that is what she was trying to depict that’s even worse.” Alan Honersucker told KLFY’s Dalfred Jones.
Nathan Kresge, who also live in Iota said, “To make fun of people that just can’t afford a better way of life, to make fun of them? That’s just ridiculous!”
Fontenot believes it just looks like a couple of people having some halloween fun, “It’s no big deal, it’s a costume, So, let them enjoy themselves while they still can.”
Ellan Baggett, the Executive Director of Operations with the Acadia Parish School Board, says it was a private party, not school related.
Bagget also said the school board has taken appropriate action, although she could not tell us what those actions were.
We made several calls to both Crowley High and Iota Middle for a comment from Lee Ann and Jeptha Wall. They have not returned our messages.
I’m honestly not sure what type of look you’re trying to pull off here but clearly it isn’t working. Like at all. I’m past confused and have hit the point of anger. In fact, I’m just angry at my confusion. If you’re gonna screw something up, at least be clear about what it is you’re failing at.
Listen bro, Halloween can’t be used as an excuse for all of your bad decisions. You wanna dress up like a lady, go for it. Girl power. But at least pick out a better outfit.
Ahh yes, the classic Pepper from American Horror Story look. Simple, elegant and slightly crazy.
No wonder Oscar is such a grouch. Having her inside you would be worse than living in a trash can.
For argument’s sake lets go ahead and assume it’s perfectly natural to want to just lay down and catch a few zzzz’s in the middle of shopping at Walmart. Why not go over to the pillow aisle instead of resting on a towel next to a pair of Sketchers?
Looks like cottage cheese that is just slowly dripping from out of the top of the container lid.
That looks both uncomfortable and impressive. Mainly because I have it on good authority that its a 6 foot pole.
The middle-aged lonely crazy cat lady costume now available….and it’s purrrrrfect!
Halloween is right around the corner, don’t forget to send us your best People Of Walmart inspired costumes. I’m sure for some of you it’ll just be another day of looking foolish, but at least you can use us as an excuse for your fanny pack & jorts on Halloween!
That’s weird, it looks more like you pounded 3 cases of beer before you picked out your outfit today.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I’m betting the couple dressed up as Wal Mart freaks with a basket full of babies are actually TBP readers. If they’re not maybe some one should send them a link?
I’m now seriously considering banning myself from PoWM and maybe Friday Fail after the PoWM addition there yesterday!
Damn! Damn Damn!
It’s kind of sad that wal-mart is just about the only retail store made fun of these days. I’ve found an eclectic group of people at k-mart as well, except they all look stoned. The people of the dollar store look haunted and the people of harbor freight just look like they’re being sent to the gallows tomorrow.
@Francis, doubt it, it also said they both worked for public schools. Doubt they could handle our brand of bashing and reality. I would be afraid of the unionists knowing I was here.
So, it dawns on me today, maybe it isn’t the chemical overload and public education driving this.
Maybe the Chinese have been replacing our mirrors with magic mirrors like Elaine found at Saks (Bloomies? I forget).
When I get dressed, I look in a mirror to make sure I look okay before venturing out. When I wear makeup, I have to look in a mirror to apply it.
If the mirrors aren’t defective/misleading, there are few explanations for millions of people dressing like these freaks and thinking, “damn! I look gooooooodddddd!”
My daughter just caught a piece of one of the ads running along the side of this page. It contained some “woman” (how would I know) with obviously surgically “enhanced” lips, clown makeup, half shaved head and a skull tattoo.
She took a good look, turned to me, and then asked, “doesn’t she have a mirror, mom?”
Chemically damaged with a side of Funhouse mirrors to boot. My mind boggles.
Hey, I resemble that remark (Harbor Freight)!
It’s not “being sent to the gallows tomorrow”, it’s a look of INTENSE CONCENTRATION. As is, “now how many toys can I buy before the budget breaks / I run out of garage space / wifey chains me to the railing to keep me home and from spending any more rent money”?
Yes, many of them are cheap Chinese tools that break the first time you use them, but a few are actually worth what you pay for them – typically the forged tools, simple instruments (levels, thickness gauges) and simple machines (spray guns, spring coilers). Most of the rest might last one project, but then, if one project is all you got ….
james, somebody noted that you learn to do a particular home repair once and it’s over, so the one-time use tools are smart, if wasteful.
In the past there was a wandering knife sharpener, an itinerant solderer, today it is all about the do-it-yourself videos, I keep looking for the self help brain surgery video.