WHERE ARE ALL THE AMERICANS?

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It’s 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!”

The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally.”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America.”

The person says, “I not American, I Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that expired two years ago.”

The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, “Thank you for wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via Arizona.”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an American?”

She says, “No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10 years ago.”

Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”

The African lady checks her watch and says: “Probably at work.”

Via Knuckledraggin


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TC
TC
October 30, 2015 10:18 am

Sad but true.

flash
flash
October 30, 2015 10:26 am

RRRINNNNNNNGGG …Hello America?

So Solly … America has been outsourced…call back in 2016.

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Stucky
Stucky
October 30, 2015 10:35 am

flash’s pic above of The Donald is one of the things that scares me about him ….. specifically, his propensity/likelihood of ruling by diktat, AND thereby expanding the powers of the Federal Government.

Of course, I do HATE that companies outsource. Disney is uniquely reprehensible for this … amongst other reasons.

But, the FedGov has no business dictating to individual companies whom they MUST hire, or re-hire. You don’t want to give them that kind of power … but, The Donald thinks he’ll get it if elected.

Seriously, would you want the government calling YOUR business and telling you who to hire? Yeah, I know about about all the laws & regs, such as Affirmative Action. Nevertheless, my point stands. Without gratuitous Trump-bashing … I honestly believe in my heart that The Donald has all the makings of a dictator.

Dutchman
Dutchman
October 30, 2015 10:38 am

As a software developer I can tell you this shit has been going on for over 20 years.

Once the employer starts hiring ‘dot heads’ it’s over. Once one of them becomes a manager they hire only curry.

How the law reads is you can sponsor H1-B’s if you can’t find qualified american candidates. The key word is ‘qualified’ – it’s so easy to write a job description that is so specific than nobody on the planet is qualified. The thing is, most any decent programmer could do the job – just with a little training / introduction to the software they need written / modified.

Dutchman
Dutchman
October 30, 2015 10:49 am

@Stucky: First you say “Of course, I do HATE that companies outsource. Disney is uniquely reprehensible for this … amongst other reasons.”

Then you say: “But, the FedGov has no business dictating to individual companies whom they MUST hire, or re-hire. You don’t want to give them that kind of power”

We’re talking about IMPORTING labor and screwing US citizens out of jobs. Telling Disney that they must rehire those they laid off is the right thing to do. Myself, if they fucked me like that, I would never go back. I’d prefer to make Disney pay each employee (that was treated like this) $250k.

Make an example of these H1-B dot head importers.

flash
flash
October 30, 2015 11:01 am

Stuck ..the governments job is serving the interests of the American people and it is not in the interests any employed American to face wage competition from imported nigh slave labor.
Stop the H1-Bs and the corporate influence via govenrment diktat in free market enterprise will end as well. That’s all Trump is saying

Stucky
Stucky
October 30, 2015 11:10 am

Dutchman / flash

Let me restate with emphasis on the key word —– ““But, the FedGov has no business dictating to INDIVIDUAL companies whom they must hire, or re-hire.”

Perhaps I’m making a mountain out of a molehill. If Trump meant doing away with, or greatly reducing, the H1-B Scam …. then bravo (!!!) for him.

I DESPISE that program. Not only because of its affect on American workers, but because it infuses the USA with that truly despicable dot-head culture.

flash
flash
October 30, 2015 11:27 am

For clarity, I support Trump because the GOP, DNC and Corporate Media hate him with gusto…the old the enemy of my enemy cliche hold me to this…so do I think he’s a white knight if elected will save US from destroying ourselves ?.NO..only we as a united and soverign nation can do that and that’s not going to happen..The only long term hope I can imagine to save us from ourselves is divine intervention..but until then Trump is a entertaining diversion , even if as BL says , he;s controlled opposition.

Dutchman
Dutchman
October 30, 2015 11:27 am

Thanks Stucky!

I do feel sorry for some of these Millennials. Getting an Engineering / Comp Sci degree WAS (past tense) a solid way to an interesting / challenging career. Now I couldn’t recommend it to anyone.

flash
flash
October 30, 2015 11:30 am

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rhs jr
rhs jr
October 30, 2015 11:46 am

The government sets the wages for farm labor by giving our very generous Welfare; farmers cannot make a profit hiring people at Welfare “wages” and compete with the rest of the world. Why work at all when Welfare pays for all your needs better than any job you can get? There should be a survey every year to assure nobody working has a lower standard of living than any Welfare Maggots.

rhs jr
rhs jr
October 30, 2015 11:58 am

Actually I guess the Welfare Maggots are doing what they are paid for: sit at home and produce more “stupid” Democrat voters and get a pay raise and a basket of bonus grants and awards while causing workers taxes and costs of living to go up and up and social conditions to go down and down. White Liberals are just as stupid and guilty and someday the cost of all this stupidity will bite them in their asses in their Gated Communities too.

Dirtscratcher
Dirtscratcher
October 30, 2015 12:34 pm

Stucky,

I don’t see where The Donald has proposed using GOVERNMENT to force doing those things mentioned. He called on those people/entities to voluntarily do them, using only the ‘coersion’ of social stigma. Big difference.

KaD
KaD
October 30, 2015 2:06 pm
Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
October 30, 2015 2:09 pm

What Trump is doing is wielding political power in the form of the soapbox. Making demands that will be enforced by the electorate that votes/voted for him. That is exactly what the chief executive should be doing. Making demands, threatening to veto bills and giving speeches attacking his enemies and urging his supporters to vote against his enemies in the next election if they do not do as told. His use or misuse of executive orders while in office is still an unknown.

Rainwaterrunningdog
Rainwaterrunningdog
October 30, 2015 10:16 pm

We vote them in whether or not Dem or Repub. America receives the same crap each and every time. What they promise never happens and both politicians follow the politically corrupt rules and regulations. The corruption is deep and far. Trump, not innocent, but is not yet bought by the political whores. I hope he winds and “turns the American apple bowl over”.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
October 30, 2015 10:46 pm

What has changed in the last 523 years? The rich built this new world on the backs of Native Americans on both continents. You can’t make money hiring folks who demand a fair wage so you look for anybody willing to accept less pay.

You buy from the guy willing to accept a lower price. You marry a woman willing to accept a lower lifestyle in order to help you save for a better future. Unless your a dumbass and marry a ‘princess’.

You vote for a guy who won’t spend a dime on fucking walls, who will cut social programs to the bone, slash porkbarrel spending, avoid military adventurism, seize the fed, put single moms behind bars, reinstate the draft, send queers to the front in Syria, declare Ebonics a terrorist threat, is there such a unicorn politico?