Whether it’s heritage or hate, you still look like a jackass parading around the deli section with your Confederate flag.
If every person you know doesn’t call you mustache face then they have failed us all.
– Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating.
LIES! ALL LIES!!! DON’T FALL INTO THE TRAP!
Did I hibernate through winter and spring and it’s summer already? No? Well then what would look stupid in summer, looks even dumber in the fall sweetheart.
Looks like somebody wants to play ‘just the tip’ just to see how it feels…
Where da party at?….everywhere this guy shows up.
Listen bud, I applaud the effort but Pennywise from IT just isn’t the ultimate scary clown anymore. You’re barking up the wrong generation’s tree. You want me to poop my pants in public? Let me turn the corner into the freezer section and run into Twisty the Clown. I’ll leave a brown trail all the way out the door.
This person straight up doesn’t care. Just flashing the Kohl’s bag right in front of Walmart. “I’ll asphyxiate on my own terms and on another’s low prices!”
I call this masterpiece “The Many Angles of A Walmartian”. Very Andy Warhol-esque don’t you think?
Your back butt is just taunting me now. I want to put some baby powder on it and tuck it away where it will be safe and out of sight.
Not sure you’re going to be able to get that bad boy up to speed to send you back in time, but if it makes you feel better there isn’t a time period where that contraption would look normal anyway.
Nothing makes my heart smile more than seeing our fabulous fans look their absolute worst for Halloween. That’s one whale tail I can approve!
Hey bud, whatcha doing down there? Just finger blasting your girl’s booty hole? Awesome, keep up the disgusting work while other people’s kid try to pick out some new school clothes.
Kinda like how people put little bells on there cat, I see someone wants to make sure they know when you’re coming.
Can’t tell if this guy has on a bad Halloween costume or just a bad everyday outfit…or both?
Pants are always optional when you have neon pink braids to distract everyone.
Well this has crossed over sooooo many different lines of creepiness it’s not even funny. Like I honestly feel like some laws have been broken. No clue what those would be, but something here doesn’t seem 100% legal.
Remember kiddos, when you’re getting your swerve on at the club high on Molly, you’re more than likely bumpin’ and grindin’ on her and not the supermodel you think you’re mackin’ on.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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It is days like these when I consider trying self-trepanation.
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
That chick in the leopard print yoga pants, I gotta go masturbate now because I’m looking forward to feeling real bad afterwards.
I Love the Beautiful Patriotic Flag. However, the girl with pink hair looks indecent below the waist (except of course if she is in a state that bans the Rebel Flag).
Every time I look at the beasts from Walmart (or run into some at our local Wally’s World!), I just sigh and accept that the world is continuing the slow slide into depravity, stupidity and idiocy.
I’m thinking of toting a camera out there – saw a 300 pounder the other day in a tank top and a thong with high heels. Remarkable how I was able not to puke in the produce.
MA