WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

See, I can understand someone’s deep dark fear of clowns if they attended the Love Circus.

Girl you got one of dem asses people just want to follow around!!!….Oh, no I didn’t mean that in a good way. No, not at all. I meant they follow you around to take pictures to send in to us.

I’ve got nothing against people that need scooters, especially the elderly….What I do have a thing for however, is irony. Someone running into a glasses stand tickles me deep down inside and I enjoy it.

If you’re digging in a Walmart smoker’s post to find a cigarette….IT’S TIME TO QUIT!!!!

I can’t for the life of me think of anything that important at Walmart that I need to get there straight from the hospital without even changing. Like maybe if they said “We’ve kidnapped your family you better get your ass here!” I’d rush over, but I still like to think I’d grab my clothes back from the hospital. Nobody wants to negotiate with terrorist with an open-back gown on, ya know?

I couldn’t have said it any better blowjob.

Is it a tail? Or did a Wild Thing jump up into her ass? The world may never know.

Anyone else as excited for Thanksgiving as we are? I mean, we know the Holiday Man is, but we are super pumped to eat too much and drink too much and not nap enough.

Somebody alert Austin Powers. The super villain Fat Bastard has been spotted in the most obvious of hiding spots…Walmart.

Do we have to censor out inappropriate cartoon tattoos? Maybe our friends over at WTFTattoos.com can shed some light on the topic? I don’t know. What I do know is that is a very, very, very weird tattoo to have no matter how big of a Caitlyn Jenner fan you are…Ehh ohhh! Cause she has a wiener.

Ahhh children, nearly everything ridiculous in the world somehow makes perfect sense to them. Not sure where his parents are, but I guess that’s kinda obvious by the 1 shoe and the oversized hat he is struggling to breathe from.

Sure, everyone wants to get all offended by Starbucks cups but nobody in the media seems concerned about the big dildo hanging around the Christmas tree!

Saggin’ Level: Expert.

RedBum RedBum….See, so much more terrifying than redrum.

Ah yes, it’s that time of year that you only look 80% insane because we think you look like a character from Whoville instead of your usual weirdo look.

My initial takeaway from our Weed Savior – (1) Likes weed way too much (2) Likes Jesus and (3) Is very pro Calvin peeing on stuff. Almost too much actually. If I were to give my design notes on it, I’d say it almost takes away from the real message of weed and Jesus.

That is the most camel-toe looking ass I’ve ever seen. Like it for real looks like an actual camel’s toe reaching down the back of your shorts.

Walmart, dropping prices and women’s pants for years. #ClassyAss #PullUpYourPantsAndOpenAnotherCheckoutLane

I don’t waffle on topics so I’m gonna go ahead and let my stance be known on these fake hoverboard bullshit things. They’re dumb. You look dumb. They are not the future. You know that impression you get when you see a person on a Segway now? That’s the exact fate you have in store.

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