Here are some reasons Trump stays so popular with his supporters:
- Highly relatable lack of qualifications for holding government office
- Americans’ appreciation for classic underdog story of man who started with only several hundred million dollars and went on to make several billion dollars
- Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again
- Exploits other Republican candidates’ weaknesses by allowing them to open their mouths and speak on issues
- Very, very handsome
- Voters eager to see presidential library with three infinity pools and rooftop driving range
- Bolstered by impassioned endorsement from Donald Trump
- Eccentric, megalomaniac billionaire still more relatable to average American than anyone willing to dedicate life to politics
- Appeals to widespread desire to see nation implode sooner rather than later
The Onion needs new writers.
The real news is better entertainment in the pseudo sarcastic category lately.
Here’s another reason why Trump is popular with all the Cheney worshippers:
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/donald-trump-ill-bring-back-waterboarding-to-stop-the-syrian-refugee-trojan-horse/
Voters salivating at the idea of a sexy FLOTUS, look forward to the president’s Christmas featuring the First Boobs.
“Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again”
And the assholes at The Onion don’t even pause in their hapless stumbling to ask how that’s not only un-funny but blisteringly true.
Trump after fumigating the white house, will bring dignity back to the position of president and First Lady.Hope he then fires all the m brotherhood and isis,puts them all on ocare
I’ve often wondered just how thorough he is going to insist that ‘fumigation’ job needs to be. Should be hilarious
Great post, tucci
Starfuck, The White House is not a Four Seasons, an incoming president gets a shell to redecorate, nobody wants the barbeque rib stained carpet in the Lincoln room. Remember that the Clintons took all their furniture with them.
Maybe that could be a selling point, if they get elected, voters can save on the furnishings. Unless they go for the old ‘two-fer’ deal they sold voters last time.
Why didn’t they document his undying support of Israel? Seems to me near everyone wants to support that.