Eating tofu turkey at my libtard seester’s house. It tastes just like REAL turkey! She says.
Playing with her cockatoo.
Coming home. Eating real turkey.
harry p.
November 23, 2015 9:25 am
Eating a large meal with just about anything i can think of with the family while not having to deal with the bullshit of presents that is modern christmas.
Dutchman
November 23, 2015 9:37 am
Free range turkey with real cornbread and biscuit stuffing. Stuffing is the best when cooked inside the bird. My wife will make extra stuffing, freeze it, and we can have some stuffed Cornish hens later this winter.
card802
November 23, 2015 9:45 am
Watching others stress out trying to prepare, and present the Norman Rockwell perfect dinner.
Then watching everybody eat, laugh, drink and forget about the previous drama, until Christmas dinner…..
bb
November 23, 2015 10:10 am
Having thanksgiving dinner with my mom .Just the two of us.(and little bb )
Lysander
November 23, 2015 11:10 am
Cooking a 12lb turkey for my ladyfriend and myself with all the trimmings. I love the smell of turkey roasting and all the other smells mingling with it, of turnips, potatoes, corn and corn bread.
The turkey and stuffing sandwiches that we’ll have later in the week are pure bliss as well.
Turkey for Thanksgiving, Ham for Christmas.
Dutchman
November 23, 2015 11:24 am
Best left over turkey sandwiches: Slice breast meat very thin. Spread one side of bread with cream cheese, then turkey, spread some brown mustard on turnkey, top with your favorite cheese. Broil in toaster oven – till cheese melts. Add lettuce / tomato / sprouts / Shed’s sauce.
Dutchman
November 23, 2015 11:33 am
Wife says they don’t make Shedd’s sauce anymore. Here’s what she does:
Shedd’s Sauce Clone
Ingredients:
1/2 cup good mayonnaise
2 tablespoons horseradish
2 teaspoons good ketchup
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon dried oregano
Dash black pepper
Dash cayenne pepper
Bea Lever
November 23, 2015 11:42 am
For me it would be the food…..followed by a second helping of all the food……topped off with just one more little morsel of turkey. Rarely eat the desserts.
Then I sleep in the big leather chair in the corner for several hours while the grandkids make fun of me. Happens every year.
kokoda
November 23, 2015 11:49 am
Visiting family members, friends, and the young’uns.
But since I am on atkins for 5 weeks now POTATOES and BREAD.
KaD
November 23, 2015 1:30 pm
Going over to the SO’s parents house for great food and conversation as well as board games and Mexican Train!
EL Coyote
November 23, 2015 1:54 pm
KaD, I knew I had heard of the game here, I just didn’t know who mentioned it. We have a naughty Santa game coming up at work and I saw the game (there were several boxes so I guess it’s not a well-known game) and bought one as my anonymous gift. I hope whoever gets it enjoys it as much as you do. Might even grab it myself.
IndenturedServant
November 23, 2015 3:21 pm
The annual eating of the Three Cities of Spain Cheesecake!
What kind of INTJ’s are you? We look forward to it being done and everyone leaving, taking comfort in the quiet routine of doing the dishes.
EL Coyote
November 23, 2015 5:13 pm
I would prefer that the church lady bring me back a plate from her sister’s house. I would stay here and bullshit, er, discuss politics and theology with little bb is nobody else is available.
Back in PA Mike
November 23, 2015 5:14 pm
Tropic, Intj, but the I is near the line.
gm
November 23, 2015 8:04 pm
After absolutely complete turmoil in my life , I look forward to a wife and family that accept me.
Been married 17 years and no matter how bad I fuck up , wife , family is there .
In case you all missed it , I can be a very opinionated asshole lol .
Wife accepts me and loves me for who I am . I don’t think I can ask for more than that . My children love me . Again , Way more than I deserve .
I will walk into a burning house for them every single day ,even knowing I will be consumed .
Nuff said.
Peaceout
November 23, 2015 8:12 pm
Leftovers, leftovers and more leftovers. Like Dutchman we are constantly trying to perfect the leftover turkey sandwich. One of these years we will just cut to the chase and serve turkey sandwiches for the main course in the first place.
polecat
November 23, 2015 8:57 pm
“sanity”!!!
VietVet
November 23, 2015 9:44 pm
The perfect Leftover Thanksgiving sandwich:
White bread
Mayo one side, real butter on the other
Thinly sliced turkey breast
Cranberry (made from fresh, NOT out of a can)
That’s it
javelin
November 23, 2015 10:14 pm
Family and friends ( we have 4 or 5 fiends without family in the area ho have now become part of our annual family/feast).
Plus the dessert table must have at least 6 pies and various cookies and sweets–we always tell those who ask what to bring, “just bring your favorite dessert”–this ploy usually works for at least 3 rounds of after dinner desserts during cards, Wii or board games
javelin
November 23, 2015 10:15 pm
Friends–not “fiends”…too funny
EL Coyote
November 24, 2015 12:18 am
Happy ghetto Friday, everybody.
OldeVirginian
November 25, 2015 10:10 am
Thinking back on the five decades of blessings God has bestowed on me to date. Thinking of loved ones who are long since passed. Thinking God i was born a Virginian. Trying to find residual good in this nation in 2015 still outweighs the bad. Despite the best efforts of evils many inimical minions.
Oh nd eang til i pass out.
OldeVirginian
November 25, 2015 10:12 am
Frickin touch screen. Thanking god not thinking him. I dont know who thought god but twerent i. And eating til i pass out. I gave up eaing some time ago…
Eating tofu turkey at my libtard seester’s house. It tastes just like REAL turkey! She says.
Playing with her cockatoo.
Coming home. Eating real turkey.
Eating a large meal with just about anything i can think of with the family while not having to deal with the bullshit of presents that is modern christmas.
Free range turkey with real cornbread and biscuit stuffing. Stuffing is the best when cooked inside the bird. My wife will make extra stuffing, freeze it, and we can have some stuffed Cornish hens later this winter.
Watching others stress out trying to prepare, and present the Norman Rockwell perfect dinner.
Then watching everybody eat, laugh, drink and forget about the previous drama, until Christmas dinner…..
Having thanksgiving dinner with my mom .Just the two of us.(and little bb )
Cooking a 12lb turkey for my ladyfriend and myself with all the trimmings. I love the smell of turkey roasting and all the other smells mingling with it, of turnips, potatoes, corn and corn bread.
The turkey and stuffing sandwiches that we’ll have later in the week are pure bliss as well.
Turkey for Thanksgiving, Ham for Christmas.
Best left over turkey sandwiches: Slice breast meat very thin. Spread one side of bread with cream cheese, then turkey, spread some brown mustard on turnkey, top with your favorite cheese. Broil in toaster oven – till cheese melts. Add lettuce / tomato / sprouts / Shed’s sauce.
Wife says they don’t make Shedd’s sauce anymore. Here’s what she does:
Shedd’s Sauce Clone
Ingredients:
1/2 cup good mayonnaise
2 tablespoons horseradish
2 teaspoons good ketchup
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon dried oregano
Dash black pepper
Dash cayenne pepper
For me it would be the food…..followed by a second helping of all the food……topped off with just one more little morsel of turkey. Rarely eat the desserts.
Then I sleep in the big leather chair in the corner for several hours while the grandkids make fun of me. Happens every year.
Visiting family members, friends, and the young’uns.
https://youtu.be/AnohHTLMs3Q
Well normally family and friends bla bla bla.
But since I am on atkins for 5 weeks now POTATOES and BREAD.
Going over to the SO’s parents house for great food and conversation as well as board games and Mexican Train!
KaD, I knew I had heard of the game here, I just didn’t know who mentioned it. We have a naughty Santa game coming up at work and I saw the game (there were several boxes so I guess it’s not a well-known game) and bought one as my anonymous gift. I hope whoever gets it enjoys it as much as you do. Might even grab it myself.
The annual eating of the Three Cities of Spain Cheesecake!
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/three-cities-of-spain-cheesecake-102595
To say it is good is to say HSF can write.
What kind of INTJ’s are you? We look forward to it being done and everyone leaving, taking comfort in the quiet routine of doing the dishes.
I would prefer that the church lady bring me back a plate from her sister’s house. I would stay here and bullshit, er, discuss politics and theology with little bb is nobody else is available.
Tropic, Intj, but the I is near the line.
After absolutely complete turmoil in my life , I look forward to a wife and family that accept me.
Been married 17 years and no matter how bad I fuck up , wife , family is there .
In case you all missed it , I can be a very opinionated asshole lol .
Wife accepts me and loves me for who I am . I don’t think I can ask for more than that . My children love me . Again , Way more than I deserve .
I will walk into a burning house for them every single day ,even knowing I will be consumed .
Nuff said.
Leftovers, leftovers and more leftovers. Like Dutchman we are constantly trying to perfect the leftover turkey sandwich. One of these years we will just cut to the chase and serve turkey sandwiches for the main course in the first place.
“sanity”!!!
The perfect Leftover Thanksgiving sandwich:
White bread
Mayo one side, real butter on the other
Thinly sliced turkey breast
Cranberry (made from fresh, NOT out of a can)
That’s it
Family and friends ( we have 4 or 5 fiends without family in the area ho have now become part of our annual family/feast).
Plus the dessert table must have at least 6 pies and various cookies and sweets–we always tell those who ask what to bring, “just bring your favorite dessert”–this ploy usually works for at least 3 rounds of after dinner desserts during cards, Wii or board games
Friends–not “fiends”…too funny
Happy ghetto Friday, everybody.
Thinking back on the five decades of blessings God has bestowed on me to date. Thinking of loved ones who are long since passed. Thinking God i was born a Virginian. Trying to find residual good in this nation in 2015 still outweighs the bad. Despite the best efforts of evils many inimical minions.
Oh nd eang til i pass out.
Frickin touch screen. Thanking god not thinking him. I dont know who thought god but twerent i. And eating til i pass out. I gave up eaing some time ago…