Here is why I don’t go out shopping on Black Friday. If it comes down to it and I have to go up against someone like this for what I want, I’m gonna lose 10 out of 10 times. I’ll pay the extra $20 for my Keurig machine and not have to shit my own pants, thank you.
Well now. I see the buns are all warm and ready for Thanksgiving….don’t mind if I do.
You pass out with your shoes on and you get shamed. That’s a fact. But did his friends take it too far with the Walmart shaming? Not sure he can ever recover from that.
Oh thank God, seeing all that white meat reminded me I have to take my Thanksgiving turkey out today to thaw.
Jake from Walmart is like waaaay different than Jake from State Farm.
That’s it. It’s over! The selfie era is now officially done. Nobody anywhere in the whole world will ever be able to have a better selfie than this dude with the legend Willy The Pimp! Somebody contact Apple and tell them they can get rid of the reverse camera now. LEGEND.
I go to Wal-Mart to buy my blood pressure medicine but never see misfits like this.I live in a conservative state that still respects traditional society.Maybe that’s the reason.
SRV…top 5 all time guitarist.
Stevie Ray…RIP
Classy people in a classy place! Winter is a fun time of year to go to chinamart around here, so you can see the people shuffling into the store in their PJ’s and wearing flip-flops despite the fact that it’s 20F outside. Plus the males wearing shorts in winter so that everyone can see their leg tats and know that they are losers. Murika!FuckYeah!