Sorry Flash, It’s #1.. This way, one of us will be right..
You’re up early!
MA
flash
November 28, 2015 7:09 am
MA, like you, I’m an early riser.. 4:30am usually. If you put more thought into than I did , you’re most likely right.
Back in PA Mike
November 28, 2015 7:16 am
Is the monkey pulling or pushing?
Left a comment
November 28, 2015 7:26 am
2. Last night’s dinner conversation:
“Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.”
skinbag
November 28, 2015 7:39 am
1
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November 28, 2015 7:41 am
I have no fucking idea. It’s shit like this that made me switch from an engineering major to a business major after my first year at Drexel.
On the Lonely Libertarian blog it seems the consensus is #2, unless the government is involved. Then the gears become clogged and the entire contraption falls apart, the monkey goes on the dole, and you pay for it.
skinbag
November 28, 2015 7:44 am
Every other gear turns the oposite direction, except those connected by the belts – they will turn the same direction, unless the belt is flipped top for bottom.
skinbag
November 28, 2015 7:47 am
I’m tired – every other gear turns the same direction
Stucky
November 28, 2015 8:29 am
“Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.” ——- Left a comment
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, “why do airplanes fly?” on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
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“First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
—1) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
—2) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, “that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you” and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true…Thus, hell is exothermic.”
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The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
flash
November 28, 2015 8:55 am
Excellent Stuck. That kid has a great mind..
JC
November 28, 2015 9:15 am
2
destroyerofsolesnikesales
November 28, 2015 9:44 am
2 damit
Anonymous
November 28, 2015 10:31 am
Actually neither side will turn.
That Monkey’s getting ready to fall off the chair before he turns it.
thetruthonly
November 28, 2015 11:00 am
Two (2), unless I drank last night, or a trick question, then 1
bb
November 28, 2015 11:15 am
You all forgot , none of the physical ( natural laws , properties , rules ) apply in the spiritual world . So whole question is irrelevant. God says and I’m paraphrasing…. I owned your ass ,soul and everything else.
Maggie
November 28, 2015 11:15 am
In that Politics of Equality class I took long ago (with the “distance travelled” professor), we had a mid-term exam with one question on it.
What is the name of the lady who cleans this building’s restrooms?
Well, that may seem silly and it was, but it is how liberal social science professors think. Now, I happened to know, NOT because I am a libtard, but because I really am a nosy/inquisitive person and as an older student, I tended to spend more time in the bathroom than most of the young female students. LOL. Her name was Rosita and she was an immigrant from Venezuela. She had two children with her and had been granted a work visa for which she was effusively grateful, but her oldest son was still in Venezuela and refused to leave. I didn’t know her last name. I got an “A” too.
I simply was nosy, not interested.
Araven
November 28, 2015 11:25 am
2
IndenturedServant
November 28, 2015 11:26 am
The final cog is turning counterclockwise so 2. The cogs with the parallel belts turn the same direction. Those with crossed belts turn opposite directions. Simply label each cog clockwise or counter clockwise starting with the one with the red arrow. Easy peasy.
Iska Waran
November 28, 2015 12:04 pm
2
Gubmint Cheese
November 28, 2015 12:26 pm
2.
ASIG
November 28, 2015 12:34 pm
2
Wip
November 28, 2015 1:41 pm
1?
Westcoaster
November 28, 2015 2:22 pm
Both. See, I’m being “inclusive”, politically-correct and shit.
Left a comment
November 28, 2015 3:15 pm
Stucky, we discussed it before reading that 🙂
nedludd
November 28, 2015 3:53 pm
Is the pointer attached to the axle or does pivot around it?
suzanna
November 28, 2015 4:40 pm
first impression = 2
M.I.A.
November 28, 2015 4:52 pm
Neither – The pointer will be hung up between positions 1 & 2. The last two gears will not mesh because the larger gear has 13 teeth and the smaller one also has 13 teeth. Note the interference at the 1 o’clock position of the smaller gear [narrow space between teeth] with larger gear [large space between teeth]. This will keep the entire drive train from moving to either the #1 or #2 positions.
BEA LEVER
November 28, 2015 5:23 pm
I was going with 2, but I did not count the teeth in the gears so MIA could be right with NONE.
IndenturedServant
November 28, 2015 5:28 pm
Westcoaster says:
“Both. See, I’m being “inclusive”, politically-correct and shit.”
Both. See, I’m demonstrating that liberalism is a mental disorder.
I’m going with 2.
Sorry Flash, It’s #1.. This way, one of us will be right..
You’re up early!
MA
MA, like you, I’m an early riser.. 4:30am usually. If you put more thought into than I did , you’re most likely right.
Is the monkey pulling or pushing?
2. Last night’s dinner conversation:
“Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.”
1
I have no fucking idea. It’s shit like this that made me switch from an engineering major to a business major after my first year at Drexel.
On the Lonely Libertarian blog it seems the consensus is #2, unless the government is involved. Then the gears become clogged and the entire contraption falls apart, the monkey goes on the dole, and you pay for it.
Every other gear turns the oposite direction, except those connected by the belts – they will turn the same direction, unless the belt is flipped top for bottom.
I’m tired – every other gear turns the same direction
“Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.” ——- Left a comment
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, “why do airplanes fly?” on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
======================
“First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
—1) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
—2) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, “that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you” and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true…Thus, hell is exothermic.”
======================
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
Excellent Stuck. That kid has a great mind..
2
2 damit
Actually neither side will turn.
That Monkey’s getting ready to fall off the chair before he turns it.
Two (2), unless I drank last night, or a trick question, then 1
You all forgot , none of the physical ( natural laws , properties , rules ) apply in the spiritual world . So whole question is irrelevant. God says and I’m paraphrasing…. I owned your ass ,soul and everything else.
In that Politics of Equality class I took long ago (with the “distance travelled” professor), we had a mid-term exam with one question on it.
What is the name of the lady who cleans this building’s restrooms?
Well, that may seem silly and it was, but it is how liberal social science professors think. Now, I happened to know, NOT because I am a libtard, but because I really am a nosy/inquisitive person and as an older student, I tended to spend more time in the bathroom than most of the young female students. LOL. Her name was Rosita and she was an immigrant from Venezuela. She had two children with her and had been granted a work visa for which she was effusively grateful, but her oldest son was still in Venezuela and refused to leave. I didn’t know her last name. I got an “A” too.
I simply was nosy, not interested.
2
The final cog is turning counterclockwise so 2. The cogs with the parallel belts turn the same direction. Those with crossed belts turn opposite directions. Simply label each cog clockwise or counter clockwise starting with the one with the red arrow. Easy peasy.
2
2.
2
1?
Both. See, I’m being “inclusive”, politically-correct and shit.
Stucky, we discussed it before reading that 🙂
Is the pointer attached to the axle or does pivot around it?
first impression = 2
Neither – The pointer will be hung up between positions 1 & 2. The last two gears will not mesh because the larger gear has 13 teeth and the smaller one also has 13 teeth. Note the interference at the 1 o’clock position of the smaller gear [narrow space between teeth] with larger gear [large space between teeth]. This will keep the entire drive train from moving to either the #1 or #2 positions.
I was going with 2, but I did not count the teeth in the gears so MIA could be right with NONE.
Westcoaster says:
“Both. See, I’m being “inclusive”, politically-correct and shit.”
Both. See, I’m demonstrating that liberalism is a mental disorder.
There. Fixed it for ya.