Odds of you ever participating in something like this? 6%. Odds of you being the “center of attention” at something like this? Closer to 45%.
She neglected to cover that ass worse than she is neglecting that kid.
Hey little lady…paper or plastic?
Looks like someone caught a blurry photo of a goblin that just got done binge eating souls.
Must be movie #3, The Hillbillies Have Eyes.
Then turn around and walk in!!! Wtf?! I’d much rather give you money for booze or drugs anyway.
Quick reminder that there’s going to be a Dolly Parton made for TV movie coming out soon.
When you finally take that fresh selfie and want the world to see it…while also claiming your boo.
Just your typical everyday Wednesday at Walmart these days.
Solid choice on the see-through shirt there ma’am. You look like a female bounty hunter. Shows you mean business. Lets people know you’re not afraid to throw down and tussle right there in Walmart if you have to. Get some!
What in the world is that!?!?! Holy shit. I’d keep running my mouth but I have a feeling if you walk around with hair like that you’ve been in a scrap or two in your time and you could probably shank me and sneak out the door before I even finish my sentence.
Your ass looks like a teenager going through puberty who is trying to hide his terrible acne.
Your slutty back looks like a sleepy cartoon bank robber. Carry on.
My wife would probably be pissed, but I would 100% clear my entire bank account just to be inside the head of that dude in camo right now and hear his thoughts.
Blanket Monster vs. Fuck the USA. Now I’m not sure who the good guy is in this movie, but I’m thinking this is like a low budget Godzilla where you root for the creature destroying things.
Accessories make the outfit. Real talk right there.
Lady looks like she is about to explode up like a Pro Bowl caliber NFL guard….I fear for the safety of that shopping cart. Sandra Bullock probably gonna star in the movie version as the old lady though.
Couple of real f*cking role model type guys we got here. Maybe they can get together and f*ck each other? I don’t know, I’m just f*cking spitballing now.
Someone needs to talk to this girl about personal space. Like backing up from that person’s personal space and not showing us so that much of her personal space.
Sock and sandals – for when it’s chilly outside but you want to let everyone know you’re still chill.
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You can actually each lunch and view this post, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomers fucked up this country. They invented tampons and pampers and baby formula. Now the bitches want free government money to pay for these luxuries because they are basic rights.
Who the fuck puts their face on a chick’s back, like what? He likes to look at himself while doing the nasty? The expression ‘Fuck Me!’ never made sense until now.