Students at Lena Dunham’s college offended by lack of fried chicken

Via The NY Post

Students at an ultra-liberal Ohio college are in an uproar over the fried chicken, sushi and Vietnamese sandwiches served in the school cafeterias, complaining the dishes are “insensitive” and “culturally inappropriate.”

Gastronomically correct students at Oberlin College — alma mater of Lena Dunham — are filling the school newspaper with complaints and demanding meetings with campus dining officials and even the college president.

General Tso’s chicken was made with steamed chicken instead of fried — which is not authentically Chinese, and simply “weird,” one student bellyached in the Oberlin Review.

Others were up in arms over banh mi Vietnamese sandwiches served with coleslaw instead of pickled vegetables, and on ciabatta bread, rather than the traditional French baguette.

“It was ridiculous,” gripes Diep Nguyen, a freshman who is a Vietnam native.

Worse, the sushi rice was undercooked in a way that was, according to one student, “disrespectful” of her culture. Tomoyo Joshi, a junior from Japan, was highly offended by this flagrant violation of her rice. “I f people not from that heritage take food, modify it and serve it as ‘authentic,’ it is appropriative,” she said.

Oberlin’s black student union joined in the fray this month by staging a protest outside Afrikan Heritage House, an on-campus dorm.

The cafeteria there wasn’t serving enough vegan and vegetarian options and had failed to make fried chicken a permanent feature on the Sunday night menu, the school newspaper reported.

Those students started a petition that also recommends the reduction of cream used in dishes, because “black American food doesn’t have much cream in it,” according to the Review.

The Nevada-based Universal Society of Hinduism joined the food fight last week after students discovered that the traditional Indian dish, tandoori, contained beef.

“Consuming beef was considered sacrilegious among Hindus,” blasted society president Rajan Zed, the Chronical-Telegram reported.

Campus dietitian Michele Gross told the Review this week the first meeting between college officials and dyspeptic students went well, and changes are being implemented to address all concerns.

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Bostonbob
Bostonbob
December 19, 2015 7:35 am

Where’s the little green onion.
Bob.

flash
flash
December 19, 2015 8:02 am

Obviously, the answer is more safe places who cater to proper ethic food protocol..

http://uncabob.blogspot.com/2015/12/bring-back-dowry.html

Feminism doesn’t need to be slain. Just take away government support from it (that’s how it got going in the first place). It’ll die a natural death, if you can consider a vampire evaporating in the sunlight a natural death.

In the meantime, women are going to continue in the frustrations, ending up as bitter spinsters with cats or big male dogs, blaming all their problems on men, and never understanding what the problem is.

Stucky
Stucky
December 19, 2015 8:31 am

On Drudge today is an article about a new Super Condom.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/new-supercondom-will-fight-hiv-and-increase-sexual-pleasure-scientists-claim-a6778746.html

I am offended that they are all too small for me.

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Maybe one of you lessor endowed men here (Admin, Llpoh, Bea, flash, my god the list is endless) can buy it and let me know how it works.

Desertrat
Desertrat
December 19, 2015 8:58 am

Can’t help but wonder if those kids get cheese with their whine.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
December 19, 2015 9:16 am

Pretty sure this is a troll article.

Blacks demanding fried chicken? C’mon.

Maggie
Maggie
December 19, 2015 9:33 am

I HOPE it is a joke because otherwise we are all Damned if we do and Damned if we don’t. So screw it. Damn it all.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
December 19, 2015 10:02 am

Oreo’s mother/grandparents last name Dunham which is bloodline to the Bush’s and Princess Diana to name a couple of his relatives. (Interesting tidbit)

There is a good documentary in Netflix “General Tso”s Chicken” that is very good and informative and the chef who invented that yummy dish has a meltdown about people using fried chicken clumps in that dish. People in China make a terrible face when told about the recipe for General Chicken as they have never heard of it.

Never serve blacks chicken that is not fried or barbequed….they get uppity.

Billy
Billy
December 19, 2015 10:07 am

Well, the link does indeed take you to the NY Post and this article is indeed there…

One just sits back and marvels at it all… in the same way that you drive reaaallll slooooowww past a very bad car crash…

overthecliff
overthecliff
December 19, 2015 12:16 pm

Your complaint has been duly noted. Now, go fuck yourself.

BEA LEVER
BEA LEVER
December 19, 2015 12:20 pm

Jeebus H. Krist Stuck, are you almost finished ? I don’t have anybody to fight with and all of this nicey- nice is driving me crazy.

BTW- We all know your schlong is bigger than your head if that is possible. A condom that size would look like a 30 gallon garbage bag. 🙂

suzanna
suzanna
December 19, 2015 12:40 pm

Maggie,

Ditto

I thought they were complaining fried chicken was racist.
No, the c/o is there is no fried chicken. Yikes.

KaD
KaD
December 19, 2015 1:30 pm

Cry bullies! Tell them if they don’t like the food they can bring or make their own.

David
David
December 19, 2015 3:33 pm

When I was in school all of the food was offensive to any culture. My kids’ college food is far superior. All of these various food stations has given these idiot kids something beyond a first world problem. Take them back to the 70s food like mystery meat and other crap, then tell them to shut up.

destroyerofsolesnikesales
destroyerofsolesnikesales
December 19, 2015 9:47 pm

I read the whole demands list article admin samples at zero hedge. If you dare, go read it. Caution, your head may explode. Cissexist heteropatriarchy complaints and requests for a 4 percent increase in black female identifying players in the jazz band each year til 2022, for a total 40 percent increase. Wtf.Alot of whining and nonsense. Requested segregated black only safe spaces, prison to college bridge program, bussing for the high school paid by the college. Insane.