If God had wanted mankind to have two cows he wouldn’t have provided us two built-in nipples.
Stucky
December 24, 2015 7:37 am
JFish-ism — you come across a herd of productive cows and shit on them. The farmer’s big dogs kill you.
destroyerofsolesnikesales
December 24, 2015 8:24 am
New age economy
You have two cows. You are a vegetarian. You eat the cows food. The cows starve and die.
destroyerofsolesnikesales
December 24, 2015 8:27 am
University economy
You have two cows. One identifies as a black female. The othe cow is a femenist who believes eating meat is a fabrication of cissgender hetero patriarchal dominence. You have no cows.
suzanna
December 24, 2015 9:53 am
My Mr.’s grandfather bought a cow so he would
have an excuse not to drive for overnight visits.
Homer
December 24, 2015 10:51 am
That about sums up the world’s situation in 17 pictures.
Andres
January 10, 2016 2:42 pm
These memes have a couple of mistakes.
Communism: you have to cows, the state takes both, the bureaucracy drinks all the milk, you’re forced to create a black bartering market so hopefully you can get your hands on a couple of drops of sour milk.
Socialism: you have two cows and the state forces you at gun point to give one to your neighbor, The bureaucracy takes 70% of the milk and the other 30 is given away as aide to foreign middle eastern tyrants
If God had wanted mankind to have two cows he wouldn’t have provided us two built-in nipples.
JFish-ism — you come across a herd of productive cows and shit on them. The farmer’s big dogs kill you.
New age economy
You have two cows. You are a vegetarian. You eat the cows food. The cows starve and die.
University economy
You have two cows. One identifies as a black female. The othe cow is a femenist who believes eating meat is a fabrication of cissgender hetero patriarchal dominence. You have no cows.
My Mr.’s grandfather bought a cow so he would
have an excuse not to drive for overnight visits.
That about sums up the world’s situation in 17 pictures.
These memes have a couple of mistakes.
Communism: you have to cows, the state takes both, the bureaucracy drinks all the milk, you’re forced to create a black bartering market so hopefully you can get your hands on a couple of drops of sour milk.
Socialism: you have two cows and the state forces you at gun point to give one to your neighbor, The bureaucracy takes 70% of the milk and the other 30 is given away as aide to foreign middle eastern tyrants
Anarcho-Capitalism:
You Have Two Cows.
The end.