One lady you definitely don’t want to be stuck behind in traffic.
I’m glad you’ve got those thigh-high Go Go boots on because you’re gonna need it walking through all the drool from the men you pass….Oh god! I just literally burst a blood vessel rolling my eyes so hard. Dammit lady. Look at what you’ve done!
BAY CITY, MI — Shortly after a Bay City man proposed to his girlfriend at Wal-Mart, the pair shoplifted jewelry and sex toys, police say, leading the newly engaged couple to spend their New Year’s Eve in jail. About 6:14 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 30, Bay County sheriff’s deputies responded to the Spencer’s Gifts store inside the Bay City Mall, at 4101 E. Wilder Road in Bangor Township, for a shoplifting complaint involving a man and a woman. Both suspects fled the area prior to deputies’ arrival, but deputies found the woman walking between Bob Evans and Taco Bell, followed by a Spencer’s employee, court records show.
Deputies searched the 20-year-old woman and found a pair of gold earrings and a silver necklace with a star pendant, court records show. The woman told deputies she and her 25-year-old fiancé, William J. Cornelius Jr., visited the mall to shop and maybe see a movie, adding she had no part in what happened at Spencer’s, court records show. She denied stealing anything from the novelty store, and said she was not going to snitch on Cornelius, court records show.
Deputies later located Cornelius sleeping in the mall’s food court, apparently having fallen asleep at a table while tying his shoes, court records show. They awoke Cornelius and searched him, finding on him a watch, an edible thong, a sex toy, panties and sex candy from Spencer’s valued at a total of $80.93, court records show.
Cornelius told deputies he stole the items for his fiancée, having just proposed to her at Wal-Mart, court records show. Deputies went to Wal-Mart, at 3921 Wilder Road, where staff told them Cornelius had asked a customer service worker to read a proposal note over the public address system, asking his girlfriend to marry him, court records show. Staff provided deputies with surveillance camera footage showing the event, with Cornelius and his new fiancée hugging and kissing as people stand around them and applaud, court records show.
Deputies confirmed Cornelius had purchased an engagement ring at Wal-Mart for $29.62, court records show. Surveillance footage also captured the woman putting items in her purse, police said.
Nooooo, I’m pretty sure all Grandmas look pretty much exactly like that. 0% sexy across the board.
“Who Wears it Better?” – Loose cocks in Walmart edition.
Don’t hold back guy that is still rocking a mohawk. Tell us how you really feel about change.
All I’m saying is if this lady offers me an apple, I’m sure as hell not taking a bite.
I’m less worried about her ratchet ass and more worried about the people that were around to catch the shrapnel from when the explosion took place.
Crack does not discriminate. It will cross gender lines to ruin everyone.
Grandma is getting a little kinky with her cowboy huh?
I don’t know what the hell is going on. This isn’t Japan buddy, that weird, freaky stuff isn’t as normal here in the US of A.
Not what I was expecting when I heard there were two chicks riding each other.
Glad to see Farmer Fran is still doing well. Literally not in the least bit surprised he shops at Walmart though.
Have you ever been so high that you built yourself a mobile fort to wage a war on the munchies?
I call this look the “stretched out bag of potatoes”. Now that you know that, I need to know who wins this potato sack race.
I don’t care how many oodles of Poodles you’ve got or what color combo you have them in, I can tell you they don’t belong in Walmart. And don’t try to pass them off as a service dog either. Being a fashion accessory doesn’t qualify as a “service” animal.
Santa getting a bit frisky in the new year! Watch out girlfriend! *finger snaps*
Friendzone level: Tie your hooker heels because you can’t bend over without showing everyone in Walmart your coochie.
I’m sorry, Walmart can’t refund or exchange your childhood. That’s gone; play the hand you were dealt.
I bet you owned every nightclub you walked into back in 1971. Go on with your bad self…Seriously, go on. Get outta here, it’s 2016.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
The girl in the tan dress doesn’t look like a hooker or the guy a pimp; not freaky to me but thanks for the picture anyway. She sort of looks like a Greek statue and except for the silly spiked heels and dull expression, a trophy date for the guy.
@rhs, I thought it looked like a dude myself. I could be wrong but I find it prudent not to eyeball the Walcreatures too hard.
https://youtu.be/auTu8_Q9WIM
Bob, I-S, that’s a dude. Note the shoulder to hip and hip to waist ratio. Look at the long neck with the attempt to hide the Adam’s apple. Thick biceps, big fist, long forearm, large ears, large nose.
I pity you guys in a Thai bar, your going to get fucked.
Even if you missed the big feet, what kind of girl has such lousy looking toes? I can tell a pretty girl at a thousand yards from the look of her hands or feet. Two thousand feet for a perfectly shaped butt.
Ouch, I need to go puke now.
@rhs, don’t feel bad, you grew up in a generation where men were men and the deviants kept their heads down rather than being celebrated with their own parades down Main Street, USSA!.
I skim through the PoWM images trying to concentrate more on the text but I was pretty sure that was a dude in the second it took for it’s face to transit my screen. Your comment made me scroll back up for a second look and I hate you for that! Thanks!
Also look for adams apples… Like what Manne Coulter has.