WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

 Yes we have a pants shitter this week.

I’m not quite sure what this Cadillac creature is, why there is a chihuahua chilling on top or why it’s parking lot pimpin’ at Walmart. But I do know it’s for sale for anybody out there that does know what’s going on.

C’mon and ride the…Walmart train! Choo! Choo!

My man worked in a full swan dive during his expression of how much he loves Walmart shopping. Impressive young man.

Probably beating the chicks off with sticks…or laser eyes in Superman’s case.

It looks like your entire leg from your dimply thighs to your kankles are frost-bitten and about to go move into gangrene.

Dude, let me start by saying thank you for wearing that large hoodie. Lord only knows what’s beneath that. Let me finish by suggesting next time you wear a full length poncho instead.

This ain’t the club. Hell, this isn’t even Sam’s Club. Leave those shimmery weird tops at home ladies, Walmart isn’t the place for that.

There is entirely too much monkey business at Walmart. Clearly nobody listens to me. Who has a pet monkey anyway? Seriously, that’s odd. What do you even name a pet monkey? I feel like it has to be an awesome name or the “glamour” of owning a monkey is gone.

Bringing back the Kid haircut from Kid N Play. Bold move, we’ll see if it pays off for him.

And boom goes the dynamite…

Looks like Cherry Garcia found himself a Chunky Monkey! How sweet it is to be loved by you.

Dude taking the chain wallet to a level never seen before! Good grief brother, simmer down.

The fact that this picture makes you look like you have two heads still isn’t as weird as those pants and pretty much your whole “Wrestler that should have retired 20 years ago” look.

Well isn’t this a fun thing. The Walmart in our backyard, our muse if you will, just like to keep reminding us of why we got into the People Of Walmart business in the first place. Some things don’t change and we like that.

“A woman is facing charges after part of the finger of a Wal-Mart security guard was bitten off when the guard tried to detain the suspect for shoplifting intimates, according to a Myrtle Beach police report.

Carolyn Elizabeth Wright, 23, of Myrtle Beach, has been charged with assault and battery, first degree; and two counts of assault and battery, third degree, according to city booking records.

Bond was set Monday at $50,000 for the felony charge and $1,092 for the assault and battery, third degree charges. She remained at the county jail as of press time, according to jail records.”

Where is that turning point in life decisions where you find yourself one day sitting naked on the floor of a Walmart?

Must be taking one hell of a power dump to be getting all crazy legged there.

I’ve got a feeling you’re gonna be standing in that unemployment line for a long time buddy.

Just in case anyone was wondering what we in the hiring industry refer to as a “red flag”!

Looks like a real life Minion Momma….I like that. Banana!

We thought we would start your week off the best way we know how…with a big ol’ dose of everyone’s favorite pimp Willy!

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