WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Oh you got some gator shoes? That’s cute. I got dem gator hood ornaments. Wrestled ’em with my bare hands and I bit them suckers to death to teach them a lesson!

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Girl you better watch yourself. Bugs Bunny is gonna jump you and eat your hair-do right on up.

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Wow! Like for real, wow! Even chicks with six packs don’t go out in just their sports bra, what makes you think your keg is appropriate to showcase?

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Diamonds are forever….so are pictures of your bottom biscuits on the internet.

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I can’t help but applaud the effort to make this minivan look badass. I’m still not quite sure that’s ever possible, but he’s trying. Don’t think I overlooked the naked lady flamed mudflaps either.

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Who owns a kangaroo? Is that a thing? Is that even legal? That aside, of the 7 people in the world who own a kangaroo, why did you bring him to Walmart?

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It’s a sag within a sag within a sag. The Inception of sagging!

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Looks like some fireworks going off on your head girl. Hello Kitty isn’t worth celebrating…

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Sorry you only get to see our frowny face. Actually I’m not sorry, picture her red headed duckface in nipple form and that’s exactly what they look like.

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Lady, if we got paid based on how ugly we are, I’d be a millionaire by now. Welcome to America where you get money for being hot, not the other way around.

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Wowzer they must keep it cold in Walmart. You could probably sign that credit card machine with ’em if you wanted to!

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In case you’re wondering what a good attorney vs a bad attorney looks like…

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If Star Wars was done entirely surrounding mullets this lady would be the Luke Skywalker of Jedi-mullets. The force is waaaaay strong with this one.

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Well that’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen all week. Fortunately I can go pick up more food while I’m at Walmart because I just threw all mine up.

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He’s teaching his kids how to count. What a great dad!

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Looks like they already hit the cookie aisle. Ah nom nom nom nom nom!

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Strippers get a lunch break?

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Just a real quick tip if you want to spot a total d-bag: he’ll be the one hovering around before either (A) suffering a concussion or (B) engulfed in flames.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Suzanna
Suzanna

well, if I may, The kangaroo was cute, and Mom has a baby sling…but
what the heck is that other animal? A Dr. Moreau experiment?

Mike in CT
Mike in CT

what the heck is that other animal? A possum Suzanna…Normally just scrapped up off the road..As in Road Kill cafe…mike in Ct

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2

No pants shitters this week? I’m disappointed.

David
David

Maybe the divorce was from fighting over parking ability. Don’t worry, the lines are really more like suggestions.

Strippers or hookers, you decide.

IndenturedServant

Opossum’s are nasty critters!

Forgive my ignorance but why do “hoverboards” have wheels?

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR

Hoverboards have wheels because of clever marketing. For example, I’m thinking about selling hoverbikes. This, for those of you that do not know, will be a bicycle with an electric motor. Brilliant, huh?

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