WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1299

I feel ya brother. I hope I see this dude in public so I can talk to him.

1300

Even cannibals go shopping at Walmart. Good to know. Frightening, but good to know.

1301

Watching this group try to figure this one out could be its own 1 hour special. Like two monkeys trying to f*ck a football.

1298

Dude looks like what I imagine Rob Zombie taking his family on vacation looks like.

1296

They must call that an atomic wedgie because it resembles and atomic bomb’s mushroom cloud and leaves a similar path of destruction.

1297

Dude, WTF?! All jokes aside I’m like 90% sure you could go to jail for doing that. Like, you’re in a kids play area brother. You can’t be bare ass with your junk on a horse. They’ve got specific lists & alerts for people like you.

1295

Looking like a grown up Furby walking around.

1292

When you think the booty game so strong it’d be a crime to cover it up…I mean, you’re wrong, but I get where you’re thinking was.

1293

That just looks like a big ol’ stinky log. Like how many farts do you think are trapped in that thing? That’s gross and you’re gross.

1294

I don’t know what type of weird ass fetishes you’ve got going on here nor is it something I care to investigate further.

1291

Ab mirror selfie in a Walmart bathroom…I’d call you a giant douche but I don’t think any respectable woman would let you anywhere near their vagina.

1289

This thing is just badass. No witty, backhanded comment necessary on this one.

1288

You chose the most inappropriate aisle to show off your poopchute. Now I hope you try and fall on a skateboard and get a plastic shovel up there.

1290

It looks like your husband is hogging it all.

1286

“Feeling blue” has an entirely different meaning for these two.

1283

You must wear those jeans a lot because there appears to be no visible tan line…

1285

Hey! Hey you! What the hell do you think you’re doing at Target? Did you think we wouldn’t notice that you got out and wandered over there? Get your bottom biscuits back to Walmart where they belong and don’t try pulling that bullshit again.

1284

Homer Simpson and a Mr. T starter set? My man is straight out of a VH1 ‘I Love the 90’s’ episode.

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Muck About
Muck About
January 30, 2016 8:00 pm

My eyes! My eyes! Oh, where does it end?

MA

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
January 30, 2016 10:48 pm

With an eggbeater to the ojos

Bilious Warmonger
Bilious Warmonger
January 30, 2016 11:29 pm

Admenstruater

This was pretty good when you was trying to fill up some space cuz all you had was that 7′ retard Stucky posting boring ass pictures of old cars er stories about bestiality, but now yer got some more posters doing decent shit so trust me on this yer little beady eyed midget – let people of walmart do their shit and stop using it ter fluff up yer site.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
January 31, 2016 12:08 am

I recall you posted a pic of your own turd, KB. That deserved an eggbeater to the eyes.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
January 31, 2016 12:11 am

BW trying to suppress some embarrassing Wally World pics from an earlier misguided youth just weeks ago.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
February 2, 2016 12:35 am

Kyote, I never posted a pic of my turd..

You would like if I did?

Funny how you remember something that dint happen….