Another Volt… Called The Bolt

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Why does GM continue to throw money at electric cars?bolt lead

Perhaps because it’s not their money.

It’s yours. And mine.

In the form of apparently endless taxpayer-extorted “help” (via federal taxation) to spur the design and manufacture of vehicles that have to be given away at a loss because – channeling Donald Trump – they are losers.

First the Volt – so few of which were offloaded (“sold” would be an affront to honest English) GM had to idle the plant devoted to their assembly. Then GM doubled-down and ginned up the ELR – a Volt dressed in Cadillac duds that was the ultimate dud. So few of them were offloaded (no surprise, given each one cost twice what a Volt listed for) it made the Volt seem like a bases-loaded homer.

Now comes the Bolt.

Another $30,000 (that’s after the $7,500 federal direct-to-the”buyer” bribe) automotive Turducken that’s inferior in every way function can be measured to a 1984 Yugo.turducken

The Yugo had an eight gallon fuel tank and averaged 38 MPG – giving it a range of about 304 miles.  Its cost when new was about $3,600 in 1984 dollars – the equivalent of about $8,200 today.

The government didn’t have to bribe anyone to buy a Yugo. Punchlines aside, people freely exchanged their money (not other people’s money) for them.

It could be refueled in less than five minutes. Using the heater or the headlights did not gimp the range.

It weighed 1,543 pounds.

Now (30 years later) behold the Bolt.

Its battery pack weighs 960 pounds – more than half what the entire Yugo weighed (with a full tank of gas). GM spokesmen beam that you can put 50 miles of range into those batteries after only 30 minutes of waiting.

A full charge is possible after a mere nine hours.Bolt battery pack

The car itself, a subcompact, weighs 3,580 pounds – twice (and then some) what a Yugo weighed and about as much as a current mid-sized IC car such as a Honda Accord or Toyota Camry weighs.

It probably goes faster than a Yugo – which had a top speed of about 84 MPH. But – like all electric cars – not for very long.

The faster you go in an electric car, the less far you’ll go. Range declines as velocity increases. Few car journalists – whether out of ignorance, laziness or fear – ever disclose this inconvenient truth.

The Tesla, for instance, is cheered by Fanboys for its supercar acceleration. Which it has. For a moment. The Tesla is like a Corvette with a half-gallon of gas in the tank… which you have to refill using an eye dropper. Use its performance and it will not perform very long.

So, basically, you either drive it like a Yugo… or you don’t drive it very far.

Electric batteries deplete rapidly when load is applied. This includes more than just the load applied by your right foot, incidentally. In an electric car, everything that’s powered is powered by the battery pack. This means headlights, the heater and the AC; every accessory. And like the accelerator pedal, the more you use these accessories, the faster the battery depletes.electric cars suk

There is no energy input since you can’t keep the thing plugged in, so it only goes so far before the battery wilts – and then you’re out of luck until you find a place to plug in.

Which then takes a minimum of  30-60 minutes before you can get moving again – because of the nature of batteries, which can only accept so much charge in a given amount of time. Another inconvenient truth rarely mentioned by EV fanboys and the journalists “covering” EVs.

It’s idiocy that makes Forrest Gump look like a prodigy.

Which is why it requires government involvement.

And payola. Extorted from you and me and then handed over to car companies so they can make these electrified atrocities and give them away.

There is no way (cue Jackie Gleason voice) it would fly otherwise. Thirty grand for an ugsome little shitbox that doesn’t perform as well as a $15,000 Corolla and which (arguably) is inferior as a basic conveyance to a $3,600 Yugo? A few flippantly rich Hollywood celebrity types might buy one. Real people not so much. crushed EV1s

Keep in mind the advertised best-case range – 200 miles on a full charge – assumes a delicate combination of ideal circumstances. It must not be too warm (else you’d probably want to use the air conditioner, which will deplete the batteries and reduce the range) or too cold (else you might want to use the heat, which will deplete the batteries and reduce the range) or too dark (else you might need to use the headlights, which use electricity, which depletes the batteries and reduces the range) or driven too fast (over 70 and the range plummets like Bill Cosby’s favorable ratings)… you get the idea.

The Volt, at least, carried around a gas engine to recharge the battery pack while the car was moving (as opposed to stationary and tied via a power cord to an electrical outlet). That gave it real-car range, but its efficiency sucked. Once the battery was depleted and the thing had to rely on evil IC (internal combustion) for power, the mileage it delivered was about what you got with an ’84 Yugo. Except the Yugo didn’t cost $34,000 (the Volt’s base price).

Holy mackerel.

Dan Nicholson, GM’s powertrain chief, worries about “customer willingness to pay for fuel-saving technologies.”

Yeah. When those technologies cost vastly more than any putative fuel savings. It’s what they call a no-brainer.

Except when government is involved.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
February 2, 2016 9:49 am

There’s a reason people often call GM “Government Motors”.

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
February 2, 2016 10:22 am

The only good that comes from these vehicles is the proof they provide of how valuable petroleum truly is.

card802
card802
February 2, 2016 10:50 am

If Obama saved Detroit and Flint….. why are both shitholes still bankrupt?

Anyway, we will never get true innovation, or a true working alternative fuel vehicle that works as advertised and the consumer will purchase or afford without subsidies or incentives, as long as any company has to compete with a taxpayer funded government motors.

Government has proved time and time again, they suck at venture capitol.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 2, 2016 10:53 am

The only thing that would make all electric vehicles viable is fuel cells.

Until that happens they are relegated to being nothing more than street legal fancy golf carts.

A viable fuel cell system -if we’d concentrate our research money on them instead of trying to make the Baker Electric battery idea work instead- would probably retire the majority of IC engine vehicles in less than two decades.

Why do we want those stupid and environmentally destructive batteries in the first place? Who made that decision for us?

kokoda
kokoda
February 2, 2016 10:59 am

In 5 years, they will give us the JOLT

Maggie
Maggie
February 2, 2016 11:29 am

All of these cars bought by the Dolt.

Dutchman
Dutchman
February 2, 2016 11:45 am

Batteries are not the answer. They know it. They keep doing it cause the gubmint is paying them.

Stucky
Stucky
February 2, 2016 12:36 pm

It’s called a Bolt because that’s what potential customers SHOULD do …… and Run_Like_Fucken_Hell was just to cumbersome.

starfcker
starfcker
February 2, 2016 1:13 pm

A few thoughts. First, remember the Volt concept car looked like a viper or something. The production Volt is a mini Pontiac aztec. Big difference. I see a dozen Teslas every day, forget the economics and politics for a moment, they are beautiful cars. Porsche is set to come out with an all electric, full charge in 15 minutes, haven’t read up on it yet, don’t know how it works. They funded it the right way, sold a billion dollars worth of 918s, and there is your r&d money. I see the 918s running around once in a while, million dollar cars, what a concept. Supposed to be mind bendingly fast. Fuel cells are a pipe dream, the laws of physics prohibit it.

Anon
Anon
February 2, 2016 1:14 pm

My local Chevy dealer still has FOUR new 2014! Volt’s on the lot. Pretty soon the headlights are going to yellow and the paint is going to oxidize.

SpecOpsAlpha
SpecOpsAlpha
February 2, 2016 1:15 pm

We don’t trust companies to make rational decisions but we DO trust bureaucrats to make rational decisions?

This is the old meme of how ‘Capitalism Sucks!’, so let’s turn everything over to the government…which…doesn’t…suck…wait wat????

kokoda
kokoda
February 2, 2016 1:22 pm

Spec….disagree; we no longer trust gov’t/bureaucrats to make rational decisions. There was a day when we did, but that has come and gone. Now, our politicians are bought and paid for by special interests (money).

starfcker
starfcker
February 2, 2016 1:26 pm

Anon, the hyper car technology was a major rethink of the hybrid. Instead of electric with gas engine for power, the electric functions almost like a turbo, ass kicking boost of power. So as that works it’s way into more pedestrian cars, it looks like a workable system. Little gas sipping engine, and acceleration is electric. BMW already has it in a production car, the i8. They are around, not as common as tesla, but I see more of them than volts.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 2, 2016 1:47 pm

JUNK that will not sell. Another turd in the plug-in punchbowl

Mesomorph
Mesomorph
February 2, 2016 1:55 pm

I won’t buy GM’s ever again after the ignition switch crimes.

Aren’t subsidies to select companies the opposite of capitalism?

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 2, 2016 3:21 pm

Why the hell would anyone buy a GM disastermobile when you can buy a tried & true Prius? Even when I’m not paying attention, my PIP (Plug-in Prius) gets me around town on shopping trips up to 10 miles w/o using a drop of gas. Then on longer trips if I DO pay attention, I can get upwards of 56 mpg and drive with the flow of traffic. How’s it handle? I joke with my wife that it drives like a go-cart; no body roll going into the corners, and I’m a former BMW/Jaguar/Corvette owner, so I appreciate a car that handles well.
If you’re thinking about a hybrid vehicle, do yourself a favor and buy or lease a Prius.

po'boy
po'boy
February 2, 2016 5:40 pm

I’ll stick with my colt.

Suzanna
Suzanna
February 3, 2016 12:07 am

@card802

O poisoned their water or turned it off. O does not

like African Americans.

ChrisNJ
ChrisNJ
February 3, 2016 3:51 pm

A gallon of gas contains 114,000 BTU’s, and weighs 6.3 lb. Not much can compete with that to make a car go. Nothing else comes close except nuclear.