My brother worked with a dude in a pizza place that was decapitated when he stuck his head in the big Hobart dough mixer on a bet. Luckily is was my brothers day off.
Can one of the cool kids who hang out here please explain for me the milk item? It went whoosh right over this olde man’s head — not only do I not find any humor I don’t even understand it at face value.
I/S nothing funny about the mixer accident. Poor woman I hate to think she had time to scream before being beaten to death literally.
And the sweet potato – funny perhaps if you’re 8 years old.
The fails are a fail this week. Oh well that’s kind of funny too I guess. Maybe humanity has turned a corner on the entropy trend line and total chaos in the universe is going down?
Olde Virginian
Oh i did mean to comment on the robot vid. All they need to add is the barf module and they have truly accomplished robots doing anything humans can. Why bear the cost of actual drunks falling all over the place when an androi-drunk can do it for no pay, 24 x 7.
Olde Virginian
Sweet potato – I mean lets face it lots of laughs in the produce aisle. Peaches look like bottoms. Carrots are always phallic. And certain tomatoes that split while growing…
Hardy har har…
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Sometimes the stupid just hurts it’s so bad.
Woman killed in industrial-size bakery mixer.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/05/woman-killed-in-industrial-size-bakery-mixer.html?intcmp=hplnws
My brother worked with a dude in a pizza place that was decapitated when he stuck his head in the big Hobart dough mixer on a bet. Luckily is was my brothers day off.
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Can one of the cool kids who hang out here please explain for me the milk item? It went whoosh right over this olde man’s head — not only do I not find any humor I don’t even understand it at face value.
I/S nothing funny about the mixer accident. Poor woman I hate to think she had time to scream before being beaten to death literally.
And the sweet potato – funny perhaps if you’re 8 years old.
The fails are a fail this week. Oh well that’s kind of funny too I guess. Maybe humanity has turned a corner on the entropy trend line and total chaos in the universe is going down?
Oh i did mean to comment on the robot vid. All they need to add is the barf module and they have truly accomplished robots doing anything humans can. Why bear the cost of actual drunks falling all over the place when an androi-drunk can do it for no pay, 24 x 7.
Sweet potato – I mean lets face it lots of laughs in the produce aisle. Peaches look like bottoms. Carrots are always phallic. And certain tomatoes that split while growing…
Hardy har har…