Guess she doesn’t need to buy anymore thongs!…Am I right? Because she is in the shoe section where they sell thong sandals. And her entire thong is showing….Right guys? Right? Ahhh forget all of you.
I’m over my own confusion and now I just want to see what’s about to go down with a stuffed unicorn and a mannequin torso. Questions I won’t have answered that will ultimately cause my early aneurysm.
Smart move old timer, Valentine’s Day is coming up and you don’t want that unexpected baby mama drama at the nursing home in 9 months.
I can’t really blame them. Actually getting up at 3 am to trek through the woods in the freezing cold to sit quietly in a treestand surrounded by darkness and deer piss sounds more like I woke up in a Saw movie rather than how I want to spend my free time.
In a quick poll I took, 67% of people would prefer to use this toilet in a Walmart parking lot rather than the ones actually inside Walmart.
What? Is Sasha Baron Cohen back to doing Ali G bits? Respect.
My main man Willy the Pimp. Just being the horny little devil I know and love him as. Keep doing you Willy!
Sometimes you just get too turnt up at Walmart and the crash is real and it comes hard.
Like a walking billboard for “I Love the 90’s”. I would do anything for love, but I wouldn’t grow that ridiculous ass pony tail.
I wouldn’t trust this hero to save me from drowning in a puddle.
I can’t tell if you’re just back there taking a nap or if you’re just one more piece of the crap they’ve got loaded back there.
I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and say he lives in a state that doesn’t require emissions tests.
Go ahead and laugh but if anybody else watched Outsiders on whatever random network it was on last week then I think this whole “mountain man, moon-shine-making hill person” look is going to be trendy as hell. Finally lumberjacks can take their looks back from the hipsters as they move on to bigger and more ridiculous things.
You ever find a deal so damn good you just lost all control of your bowels?
I don’t know what this guy is but he looks like a one man walking all inclusive 8 year old kid’s birthday party. I’m intrigued.
If you’re looking to really raise some money for Relay for Life you should sponsor me because I’ll run for days to get away from shitty Elvis impersonators.
In case you were wondering why the Iowa caucus tonight matters so much, it’s because midwesterners like this dude carry a lot of weight in the heartland.
It’s like the chlamydia is just melting her clothing off.
You ever look at social media and think you don’t live an exciting life? Sometimes the world gives back and chilling at home watching TV doesn’t seem so bad on a Sunday now.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
The one in the red thong at the top is one of those millions of women who don’t realize that thongs are a one way path to a urinary infection. But they’re cute which, I suppose, is more important.
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You know your old when the sight of a thong makes you worry about a girl’s urinary tract health.