Whoever was shooting couldn’t hit a bullet with the side of a barn.
Tucci78
February 9, 2016 6:41 am
Running around and screaming like little girls….
Buncha Noo Yawkuhs, ain’t they?
In flyover country, three or four good old boys would’ve each already gotten a taxidermist on the phone, the only decision left to make being whether he wanted a walnut or a mahogany finish on the wall plaque for the head.
“Just *shoot* him, Harvey.”
“What, you want me to mess up the skin? Wait’ll he turns a little this-a-way….”
IndenturedServant
February 9, 2016 7:41 am
A friend of mine was growing tired of the numerous police standoffs we seemed to be having here in town a few years back. The cops would show up in their MRAPS all roided up and then spend days negotiating with scum who add absolutely nothing to society. He suggested that the police keep a Bengal Tiger on hand and maintain the critter on the hungry side of well cared for. In the event of a standoff you immediately withhold all food from the tiger, sneak up to the place and let the tiger in closing the door behind him and just let the situation sort itself out “organically”.
Wip
February 9, 2016 8:43 am
Beautiful creature. Man, as a spe ids will eliminate every other spe ids. Eventually.
Wip
February 9, 2016 8:44 am
Species
hardscrabble farmer
February 9, 2016 10:56 am
IS, that seems just this side of brilliant.
Why does RT get all the best stories?
Iska Waran
February 9, 2016 11:08 am
Hardscrabble, Don’t forget the good stories we get out of Floriduh. Usually here http://www.thesmokinggun.com/ I agree that RT gets better ones, though.
Suzanna
February 9, 2016 12:24 pm
Wow…just Wow!
The police here use GS dogs. I saw a video, and the
dog went straight for the face, and didn’t let go. Ouch!
ASIG
February 9, 2016 2:00 pm
Be sure to tell those people no one needs more than 10 bullets in their gun.
Whoever was shooting couldn’t hit a bullet with the side of a barn.
Running around and screaming like little girls….
Buncha Noo Yawkuhs, ain’t they?
In flyover country, three or four good old boys would’ve each already gotten a taxidermist on the phone, the only decision left to make being whether he wanted a walnut or a mahogany finish on the wall plaque for the head.
“Just *shoot* him, Harvey.”
“What, you want me to mess up the skin? Wait’ll he turns a little this-a-way….”
A friend of mine was growing tired of the numerous police standoffs we seemed to be having here in town a few years back. The cops would show up in their MRAPS all roided up and then spend days negotiating with scum who add absolutely nothing to society. He suggested that the police keep a Bengal Tiger on hand and maintain the critter on the hungry side of well cared for. In the event of a standoff you immediately withhold all food from the tiger, sneak up to the place and let the tiger in closing the door behind him and just let the situation sort itself out “organically”.
Beautiful creature. Man, as a spe ids will eliminate every other spe ids. Eventually.
Species
IS, that seems just this side of brilliant.
Why does RT get all the best stories?
Hardscrabble, Don’t forget the good stories we get out of Floriduh. Usually here http://www.thesmokinggun.com/ I agree that RT gets better ones, though.
Wow…just Wow!
The police here use GS dogs. I saw a video, and the
dog went straight for the face, and didn’t let go. Ouch!
Be sure to tell those people no one needs more than 10 bullets in their gun.