CATS & DOGS

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rhs jr
rhs jr
March 14, 2016 11:18 am

Most dogs love us and will fight when pushed so I love a good dog. Cats belong to the FSA.

Tucci78
Tucci78
March 14, 2016 11:24 am

A dog will come when he’s called.

A cat will take a number and get back to you Real Soon Now.

Stucky
Stucky
March 14, 2016 11:48 am

Some dogs — the little yappy annoying ones — are Democrats.

Some dogs — bad-ass Big Dogs — are Republicans.

All cats are Libertarian. Some are even Anarchists.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
March 14, 2016 11:57 am

Admin – Forgot to mention the cat is voting for Trump – not because he likes him but because he’s fed up with the establishment. The cat’s motto is “Fuck you and your Friskies…. we’re all eating caviar now.”

Tampa Gold
Tampa Gold
March 14, 2016 12:30 pm

You get a dog.

A cat decides if you are good enough or not be his or her human pet.

Our six legged cat here at the rescue.

He’s two and a half now and doing just fine with his six legs.

Phil from Oz
Phil from Oz
March 14, 2016 3:58 pm

African Grey Parrots top the scale at functionality – they have been clearly shown to act at the level of an 8 year old child.

No “on-off” switch, no volume control . . . . .

ASIG
ASIG
March 14, 2016 4:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 14, 2016 5:27 pm

My cat sees ghosts.Had to help them cross over.Now cat is happy in the house,and so am I.Long story.

bb
bb
March 14, 2016 5:42 pm

Little bb is a great guard cat .Lets me know real quick if anything or anyone is around the truck. At night time he sits up on the dashboard in front of the window keeping watch.Does a great job.Wouldn’t leave home without him.

M.I.A.
M.I.A.
March 14, 2016 5:53 pm

My seesters new kat and guard personal dawg.

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llpoh
llpoh
March 14, 2016 6:11 pm

Very few unarmed folks on earth would screw with one of my dogs, even thought they are still puppies. How many cats out there can match this for pure “fuck off, you assholes” ability:

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A housecat would have a life expectancy of around 1/2 a second if one of those got a bit angry with it. Cats are pussies.

llpoh
llpoh
March 14, 2016 6:16 pm

The boerboel stare is well known, an example of which is seen in the pic second from the bottom. One of mine has it down pat. When it stares at someone, they begin to slowly back away. No barking or growling or hackles up – just one long stare and folks get the message to give our family plenty of space.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
March 14, 2016 8:07 pm

My Maine Coon Cat comes when I call him. He also plays catch. Looks like this one:

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llpoh's boerboel
llpoh's boerboel
March 14, 2016 8:33 pm

Hey Westcoaster! Nice kat. Looks yummy.

My master says I gets to eat all da Bernie luvers I kin ketch. They iz rares round here, so pleez come down and visit. Dis iz my pikture so you kins find me when you gets here:

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Oops sorry, dat was da lastest Bernie voter dat visited (I didn like dat tattoo – taste funny. Hope you aints got none.) Dis is me:

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PS – pleez come soon. I iz still jest a pups and needs lotz of foods.

llpoh's boerboel
llpoh's boerboel
March 14, 2016 8:34 pm

Oopses. Try agin:

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David
David
March 14, 2016 9:03 pm

People all into being tough through their dog, reminiscent of the boys in the hood with their pit bulls and Rottweilers. Kind of pathetic.

llpoh
llpoh
March 14, 2016 9:06 pm

David – not people, just me.

I do not need any help being tough, though.

What say you blow me, asshole.

llpoh
llpoh
March 14, 2016 9:26 pm

Dave’s dog:

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 14, 2016 9:30 pm

Dave must be a badass, it takes a real man to own a dog like that.

David
David
March 14, 2016 10:19 pm

Yeah, I guess anyone can be whatever they want on the Internet. I am intimidated and cower before your witty repartee. The people I see getting off on having a big tough dog and thinking it transfers to them are generally either of modest IQ or stature.

Stucky
Stucky
March 14, 2016 10:52 pm

Llpoh

Be nice to David. Real, real nice. Invite him over to your place. Buy him the tickets even … you can afford it. Then take him out back. And release your hounds on him …. and please do take pictures of your dogs ripping his asshole to shreds. Make sure you show blood. Do it for me, ok?

David comes along out of the blue and calls owners of large dogs ‘pathetic’ and worse. Why? Just for the hell of it. Just to fling shit, for the hell of it.

#fuckmedead The new commenters here are starting to become like those on Zero Hedge. Drive-by assholes, offering nothing, except stupid idiocy.

llpoh
llpoh
March 14, 2016 10:53 pm

David – I will ‘splain it to you.

I live in a fairly isolated area. A big dog that has been bred for the singular purpose of defending its family suits my needs entirely. Boerboels are in no way related to the rottweiler in disposition, and are much bigger and more hardy.

I highly recommend the breed, from what I have seen of it so far, to anyone needing a home and family guardian. They are bred to be fearless, are naturally protective of children especially and their families in general (on walks, if they see a child they immediately take up a protective position near it). They are not known to bite/attack for no reason, and were bred that way – they do not bite out of fear, unlike some other dogs. They are extremely protective and suspicious of strangers. The “boerboel” stare is a real trait of theirs – they watch strangers very closely indeed for signs of aggression. They remain close to their families at all times as they have been bred to guard, and will lay down their lives in defense of their family and property. I made a conscious decision to get these dogs. They are smart, and will not tolerate being abused.

With respect to the rest of your bullshit, I shit bigger than you. I have haunted these fields a long time. I need not defend my credentials to an upstart like you, who so far has shown nothing whatsoever. Your initial posts indicate you are a flyweight, and you really need to take a step back, and learn something, because we make short work of asshats like you around here.

And that is me being nice.

llpoh
llpoh
March 14, 2016 10:54 pm

Thanks Stuck – I started to rip him a new one, but will try this once to explain some things to him.

But it really is insane that these newbies drop in for a shit before knowing the first damn thing about this place.