GIVE A MAN A FISH

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nkit
nkit
March 22, 2016 9:31 pm

Sho nuff looks like a Carp to me, and us white folks don’t be eatin no Carps….May I have a Flounder instead?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 22, 2016 9:45 pm

That definitely looks like a carp out of the Colorado river. The Italian Stallion said he was going to toss it when a guy asked if he could have it, he claimed it was good with onions and stuff.

Did you know Koi fish are carp? Greedy fuckers.

Suzanna
Suzanna
March 22, 2016 9:45 pm

There is a trout stream at the base of the property but I can’t
go down there and net one because they may take my house and
my car and my savings and throw me in jail. For a fish.

Goldman Sacks can steal trillions through fraud and nary a peep.

What are all these super rich accomplices going to do when SHTF?
Take their bags of gold coins and fly to a private island?

Sounds like the John Titus video, “The Veneer of Justice in a
Kingdom of Crime.”

See BestEvidence/Youtube

BTW, if one can eat a lobster, they can certainly eat a carp.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 22, 2016 10:02 pm

Give a man a Candiru Fish and he’ll do anything to get rid of it!

nkit
nkit
March 22, 2016 10:10 pm

Oh Suzanna, I’m guessing that if you procure a fishing license and the appropriate fishing tackle, you could go down there and slay one, legally. What? You thought you could take the State’s fish for free? FEMA Camp #101 for Suzanna….now

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 22, 2016 10:17 pm

Give a man a EBT card to buy a fish and he will vote Democrat the rest of his life.

nkit
nkit
March 22, 2016 10:22 pm

@EC Did you know Koi fish are carp? Greedy fuckers.

Indeed, greedy Suckers…bony, bottom-feeding, bowel movement eating black tablefare

Unplugged
Unplugged
March 22, 2016 10:24 pm

Indented Suckass @ 10:02 PM:

Still fucking obsessed with JFish. It’s borderline gay in my opinion. Oh well. I wish you would have flounced instead of Flash. I liked Flash. Cut and pastin’ muthafucka that he was.

No biggie. Hugs & kisses… 🙂

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
March 22, 2016 10:40 pm

Carp are excellent eating but you absolutely have to remove the lateral line in the meat BEFORE cooking. After you fillet them simply cut out that colored line that runs the length of the fillet. Around her we get carp about three feet long and there’s no bag limit. You can just snag ’em with a hook when they sun themselves near the surface.

Donald Trump
Donald Trump
March 22, 2016 11:37 pm

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Deport him, and you never have to feed him again.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 22, 2016 11:56 pm

I-S, the old lady hails from coastal Salvador. Her boy brought home 4 each 3-foot long trout from Lake Palmdale. She filleted them in a NY minute.

It’s not a public place, his buddy has a fin and feather membership there.

nkit
nkit
March 23, 2016 12:11 am

Keep her away from my trout………..

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
March 23, 2016 12:35 am

I know, huh? Honduran women don’t care if a man has several other wives as long as he can support them all. Salvy women are quick with the scissors.

Olde Virginian
Olde Virginian
March 23, 2016 4:28 am

Give a man a fish… and his hands will smell funny.

Give a fish a man… and they’ll shut the beach down.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
March 23, 2016 7:07 am

Bea Lever say: Give a man a EBT card to buy a fish and he will vote Democrat the rest of his life.

Almost. Give a man a EBT card to buy a fish and he will cash it in and buy crack and still vote Democrat the rest of his life. Wait, if he is in NH, he will buy heroin.

Crimson Avenger
Crimson Avenger
March 23, 2016 11:09 am

Give a man a fire, he’ll stay warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’ll stay warm for the rest of his life.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
March 23, 2016 11:14 am

What did the BLIND MAN say as he passed the fish market ?

He tipped his hat and said, “Good morning ladies”.