Hat tip Francis Marion
Apple computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play Hi Fi music in women’s Breast implants. They will cost between $499 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.
Is this called the I-Tit?
Dag, mane. That heifer hot like a got dam fi’cracka.
Do they make a version or the weenie?
Ms Freud often complains that I don’t talk enough. If only I can record a message in my schlong ….
FOR the weenie.
I have to replace this shitfuk keyboard.
I’d listen to those. In fact they would completely command my attention; all of it.
Are you cold or trying to get better reception?
i think iBoob is better
Which nipple is bass and which nipple is treble? Guess to get the stereo effect, you got to get right in between ’em both!
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They’re just mammary glands, fellas. Everyone gets issued a pair to some extent or another…
I have all my life thought that “nipple” has to be the funniest word in the English language. Even if it didn’t mean what it means, it still sounds ridiculous intrinsically.
OV – that’s kinda like saying a fine, well aged rib eye cooked medium rare with rock salt and the appropriate spice is ‘just protein’.
You may be right OV. But if that’s the case, why is it when I stare at them I start feeling funny in weird places? It’s a fricking mystery to me. But I like it.