LIKE GETTING BLOOD FROM A SQUIRREL

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stanley
stanley
April 13, 2016 9:12 am

Shame I’ve often thought, there is no way here to upvote the original post.

If there was I would definitely upvote this one!

Tucci78
Tucci78
April 13, 2016 9:35 am

I hate to bring anything approaching seriousness into this discussion, but isn’t there something in tax law about an obligation to exhaust every recourse – including lawsuits which bankrupt those found liable – before declaring such a loss as a write-off?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
April 13, 2016 9:40 am

If only they had heard of youtube

Tucci78
Tucci78
April 13, 2016 9:57 am

Hardscrabble Farmer throws in a YouTube demonstration of a special propane torch device designed to flame broil foods, reminding me of a Good Eats episode in which Alton Brown showed how to improvise a salmon-smoking setup using a cardboard box in a motel parking lot after he’d (ostensibly) been kicked out of his kitchen by wifey.

Ed
Ed
April 13, 2016 10:25 am

I would like to reply, but there’s this clickbait ad on the right margin with a pic of a gal with this INSANE butt. I have to check that out.

card802
card802
April 13, 2016 10:27 am

In one part of our town in Mich we were hired to renovate a number of po’ folks apartments.

In three apartments the po’ folks living there were using their bathtubs as BBQ pits during the winter.

I ran out of willing workers to complete the last set of six apartments after a rather large po’ folk female walked into a bathroom, dropped her pants, took a massive shit and didn’t flush.

Let it burn.

Suzanna
Suzanna
April 13, 2016 12:02 pm

I will have the Mr. get us a searzall…handy tool!

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
April 13, 2016 2:28 pm

I think the original phrase was “You can’t get blood out of a Turnip”.

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
April 13, 2016 4:55 pm

I wonder what the muslim coefficient was on this story? And are squirrels halal?

SSS
SSS
April 13, 2016 8:48 pm

Westcoaster says:

I think the original phrase was “You can’t get blood out of a Turnip”.

True. The lawyers will go after the owners of the apartment complex.

Full Retard
Full Retard
April 13, 2016 9:22 pm