WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1526

You steal that idea from my niece’s doll that she plays with? It looks much cooler made out of yarn so kids don’t get hurt.

1527

Oh what’s up boobies? How are you? Little cold? That’s understandable seeing as how you’re just hanging out in the open unprotected like that.

1525

Ohh you’re like that guy in the Miller Lite commercials. That’s special. But seriously, man to silver man, don’t listen to them. Don’t be you during Miller Time or anytime frankly.

1524

This feels like those sad commercials of starving kids you see on TV. Except instead of my money going to a third world country it’s going to unemployment taxes to help these future jobless idiots buy beer.

1522

Dude, how about you and your R. Kelly mobile show some chill?

1520

I want to personally thank this gentleman for allowing me the satisfaction of picturing every Ferrari owner like this from now on. Cuts down on the jealous factor tremendously.

1521

Here comes the bride. Right past the posters of One Dimension & Justin Bieber for $4.99….Nope doesn’t have the same ring to it.

1523

Okay, going old school traditional with your shopping methods. Taking it back to the village days where for whatever reason they be carrying shit on their heads. I never understood it, but then again I complain when I underestimate my list and go in without grabbing a cart, so what do I know.

1516

Well done my friend. Normally you couldn’t pay me to write something nice about an old RV parked at Walmart but well done my friend. Well done.

1518

Filthy cuts? Like haircuts? Because yours could accurately be described as filthy. Or perhaps you just forgot the “n”?  I don’t know. High possibility.

1517

I was going to tell you that you don’t have to use that zoom feature on your iPhone, but the more I study this the less certain I am you even had to use it. That ass is bigger than 3-D!

1513

Shout out to all the haters who said he couldn’t do a split. Who’s laughing now?

1515

Girl, it looks like Xzibit pimped yo weave! Hot DAMN!

1512

Bro. The exposed thong is not even close to being sexy when a dude does it. In fact it’s quite scary.

1514

Got his own little disposal shoot for all that corn they be huskin’.

1510

Oh boy, that just has “life of a parent” written all over it…in dookie.

1508

Now that is a FUPA of epic proportion! How do you honestly throw that outfit on and feel comfortable with your decision?

1509

The rarest and yet somehow the least sought after of the My Little Pony collection.

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Full Retard
Full Retard

White male butt crack, payback for all the black male droopy pants. Deal with it.

IndenturedServant

I was gonna ask a few questions but then I remembered I don’t want to know.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The woman with the stomach/pan-dis should consider a tummy tuck. Once children are born those muscles are simply not the same.One of the hardest recovery time tough,yes I speak from experience.

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