WARNING!!! WE HAVE A PANTS SHITTER.
Okie dokie, I guess it’s appropriate you’re in the breakfast aisle because you just woke me up.
Guess when I really think about it, my day isn’t going all that badly…
Dats what we call and ass-hat.
Why so terrible at looking like The Joker?
When you need everyone to know your relationship with your parents is rocky at best.
Sometimes you just find that picture perfect spot for a photo-op you know what I mean? Magical. Just magical.
This is one of those articles of clothing that transcends being labeled as clothing and is better described as a piece of art. Breathtaking my friend.
How do you not know that’s there? I mean, it’s a public restroom so you know that stuff is that single-ply stuff that feels like the paper inside of a shoebox so everyone knows when it’s anywhere near their body.
C’mon just a little further and you’ll literally be up to your elbow in shit.
Like you really needed a mouth full of caulk for us to think you’re weird. I thought that Marilyn Manson look was over and done with by now.
When you’re trying to trim around the ears but you go too high because you’re afraid you’re gonna nick yourself so you get caught in that weird game of trying to even up each side until it’s too late.
Self awareness is a beautiful thing…At the very least it saves me from having to point out the obvious, so thank you.
Doesn’t matter where you’re at, when your song comes on, your song comes on.
Seriously though, not that I’m condoning it, but at that point why even bother putting pants on. Just go full on nude and call it a day. Somehow you being nude makes more sense then this. It can be explained at least.
Ma’am, we can see everything. And it looks painful.
Chill dude with a ponytail…my vote for the next president.
I can’t tell if those are back boobies or a back butt. Or just really big exaggerated quotation marks.
Ugggghhhh, unfortunately just like a regular N64 I think you’ll have to turn her upside down and blow into her to get her to start working. Gross.
Hope any of y’all that use those scooters at Walmart keep those Lysol wipes on deck.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
This week’s edition totally felt inspired by the Kardashian clan.
That black woman in the gray dress(?) better serve those rolls before they get cold.
Not to depress you but their votes count as much as yours. Might explain a few things.
I’ve done that haircutting thing, especially after getting too many down votes.
Why does TBP persist in grossing out and driving away your readers with the dregs of our declining civilization? This is perverse and rather sick. Enough already.
wdg
Blow me.
Wedgie is offended by a nice female ass on the first pic but he liked the two old dudes flashing some skin.
Thin Skinned wdg-
Getting naked or shitting your pants while being photographed in WallieWorld is the new craze. Way back in the 1920’s pole sitting or Dance-A-Thons were the big thing. Every era has stupid shit that humans think is pushing the envelope. 🙂
wdg @ 3:20 pm – here you go, you’ll be happier here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com
Everything is OK. Really. Just drink the Kool-Aid and go away.
Everything is fine in America. Really. If you don’t look at it, it’s not real….
Admin,
Not sure if you’re aware but about a week ago Stucky declared that the phrase “Blow Me” was actually a term of endearment when used on TBP. You’ll have to use something different on the trolls….
wdg
Eat shit and die. How’s that?
Better. Has a bit of retro feel to it. Kinda 1988. I like it…
For me, that left leg is a BIG worry: The sheer volume of exudate to result in that degree of surface staining is significant, and from the very dusky look in the ankle area, it would be not unreasonable to suggest she’s got a MAJOR vascular problem. Both feet appear pretty celllulitic (could be secondary engorgement though), and there might be another dark (? necrotic ?) lesion just peeking out under the bottom of the pants (right leg).
Get that seen soon, or you might have serious future problems (AVN / gangrene is not out of the question). If I had a Patient turn up looking like that, I’d admit straight away, start broad-spectrum antibiotic cover (to include anaerobes – Vanc., Ceftriax, Metronidazole), with a Vascular consult being an early priority.
Phil & T4, it’s OK! She is just a very sick individual who crapped her pants over her fire-red, lobster-colored feet with a dark, possibly necrotic, lesion on her right leg. She’ll be fine.
“Doesn’t matter where you’re at, when your song comes on, your song comes on.”
Now, that’s a great caption. Still chuckling at that, ever since I saw it this morning.
Ed, I think my song will sing in the women’s prison on a conjugal visit. I can do it, I think. Women in uniform make me horny. And then, if I bowl over a 200 game afterwards, it will be a successful night. Then, time for a 14 (= Seagrams 7 + 7-up) and a cigar. 🙂
I hope your song gets us all some good conjugallin. That way I won’t care if I bowl a 90 like I usually do. 😉
Why does TBP persist in grossing out and driving away your readers with the dregs of our declining civilization? This is perverse and rather sick. Enough already. – wdg
Listen Sweet Corn,
You don’t fucking like it, then don’t fucking LOOK at it.
Personally, I like Admin’s weekly look at the decline of Western Civilization and the barbarian fucks inhabiting it… It’s a lot like a barometer.
Same as if everyone went around in suit and tie or a nice sun dress all the time, dressing like an extra from Fury Road – on purpose – just lets me know what kind of shape we’re in…
Again, if you’re such a delicate Special Snowflake you can’t handle some back cleavage or a shart or two, I think TBP isn’t a real good fit for you…
Now fuck off.
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WIDE LOAD…MAKE WAY… ahaha
You guys really know how to make wedgie feel welcome.
El Retard- That is how you welcome people to TBP ya maroon………..or did you really mean it is a warm welcome?
Bea Lever says: El Retard- ………ya maroon
Bea, calling me a maroon is like calling a black man Nigger, it’s redundant and totally unnecessary.
I meant to note that I never got this much attention when I got here.
Wdg gets like 20 direct responses, wow.