My best birthday present ever was from my Grandfather . He gave me his coin collection.I still have it.
Stucky
May 3, 2016 11:24 am
Happy Birthday, Mike!
My folks just didn’t have a lot of extra money, so my b’day gifts were always practical … socks, pants, sneakers … that sort of thing.
But, dad must of had a good year when I was in 8th grade …. he bought me one of these …
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It was friggin awesome. I’d play with it for hours on end.
Desertrat
May 3, 2016 11:29 am
Never really received much in the way of presents, but a couple of good-time events come to mind. One was a month-long wandering jaunt in celebration of my 50th. A lovely lady and I wandered from the Texas desert to Jasper, Alberta, ambling along and sight-seeing for a month.
Ten years later, I threw a beer’n’barbecue party for friends and acquaintances. Some seventy folks showed up and a great time was had by all. Visiting, joking, laughing, picking and singing.
Good memories…
card802
May 3, 2016 12:30 pm
When I was five my parents threw me a special birthday, I was dressed in a white shirt and bow tie. Like a dumb ass I was out showing off so two neighbor hood bullies knocked me down in the back alley, tore off my tie, kicked me around a bit, tore my shirt, boo hoo.
After that I never did enjoy a party for me, my folks knew it and never really went out of their way, when I turned 16 my brother and three sisters had a party for me and sang happy birthday to my picture, I was not there.
I still don’t like party’s for me, but I do make a big deal out of others birthdays.
diogenes
May 3, 2016 12:31 pm
Besides a birthday blowjob, My wife bought me an hour with a hypnotist for past life regression. Story too long to tell, but it was pretty bizarre. Didn’t see any past life stuff though.
Bea Lever
May 3, 2016 12:35 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE !!!
I never get anything good……………Christmas birthday.
Back in PA Mike
May 3, 2016 1:30 pm
Stuck, I had one of those too. Awesome. Dad nailed it to a sheet of plywood.
Thinker
May 3, 2016 2:58 pm
Best birthday was while traveling overseas, where no one knew it was my birthday. Didn’t have to listen to a single, freaking idiot wishing me a happy b-day.
harry p.
May 3, 2016 3:02 pm
My best by far was on my 30th birthday when I found out we were having a son.
TPC
May 3, 2016 3:36 pm
Worst birthday ever – Mom divorced dad.
Best birthday ever – Mom divorced step-dad.
JIMSKI
May 3, 2016 4:50 pm
I was married on October 2nd and my birthday was the 21st. My birthday that year was the best ever. I can not tell you what the present was but it was epic.
See Penthouse Forum Dec 1992……….
brundlefly
May 3, 2016 5:13 pm
Blowjob. Its all I ever ask for. Never disappointed. First asked when she was 15. Shes 45 now. But it never gets old.
Llpoh
May 3, 2016 5:59 pm
Happy Birthday. The best present I eve got was a great b___ j__.
Wish it was my birthday. Sigh.
Francis Marion
May 3, 2016 6:09 pm
Huh. I was going to chime with a “best bday present was from my wife” but all you perverts already beat me to it. The company here is really high class…. 🙂
BTW – Happy B Day Mike.
CA
May 3, 2016 7:01 pm
Best was 2 tickets to a U2 concert followed by a trip to Vegas with wife and friends.
Back in PA MIke
May 3, 2016 7:05 pm
Thanks Francis!!
VietVet
May 3, 2016 8:04 pm
Had my birthday twice in one year, left South East Asia on my birthday, crossed the international date line and had it again
I was 23 twice
EL Coyote
May 4, 2016 9:24 pm
diogenes says: Besides a birthday blowjob, My wife bought me an hour with a hypnotist for past life regression.
Nice of the wife to buy you a BJ, most go for the cheap homejobbie.
My best birthday present ever was from my Grandfather . He gave me his coin collection.I still have it.
Happy Birthday, Mike!
My folks just didn’t have a lot of extra money, so my b’day gifts were always practical … socks, pants, sneakers … that sort of thing.
But, dad must of had a good year when I was in 8th grade …. he bought me one of these …
[img[/img]
It was friggin awesome. I’d play with it for hours on end.
Never really received much in the way of presents, but a couple of good-time events come to mind. One was a month-long wandering jaunt in celebration of my 50th. A lovely lady and I wandered from the Texas desert to Jasper, Alberta, ambling along and sight-seeing for a month.
Ten years later, I threw a beer’n’barbecue party for friends and acquaintances. Some seventy folks showed up and a great time was had by all. Visiting, joking, laughing, picking and singing.
Good memories…
When I was five my parents threw me a special birthday, I was dressed in a white shirt and bow tie. Like a dumb ass I was out showing off so two neighbor hood bullies knocked me down in the back alley, tore off my tie, kicked me around a bit, tore my shirt, boo hoo.
After that I never did enjoy a party for me, my folks knew it and never really went out of their way, when I turned 16 my brother and three sisters had a party for me and sang happy birthday to my picture, I was not there.
I still don’t like party’s for me, but I do make a big deal out of others birthdays.
Besides a birthday blowjob, My wife bought me an hour with a hypnotist for past life regression. Story too long to tell, but it was pretty bizarre. Didn’t see any past life stuff though.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE !!!
I never get anything good……………Christmas birthday.
Stuck, I had one of those too. Awesome. Dad nailed it to a sheet of plywood.
Best birthday was while traveling overseas, where no one knew it was my birthday. Didn’t have to listen to a single, freaking idiot wishing me a happy b-day.
My best by far was on my 30th birthday when I found out we were having a son.
Worst birthday ever – Mom divorced dad.
Best birthday ever – Mom divorced step-dad.
I was married on October 2nd and my birthday was the 21st. My birthday that year was the best ever. I can not tell you what the present was but it was epic.
See Penthouse Forum Dec 1992……….
Blowjob. Its all I ever ask for. Never disappointed. First asked when she was 15. Shes 45 now. But it never gets old.
Happy Birthday. The best present I eve got was a great b___ j__.
Wish it was my birthday. Sigh.
Huh. I was going to chime with a “best bday present was from my wife” but all you perverts already beat me to it. The company here is really high class…. 🙂
BTW – Happy B Day Mike.
Best was 2 tickets to a U2 concert followed by a trip to Vegas with wife and friends.
Thanks Francis!!
Had my birthday twice in one year, left South East Asia on my birthday, crossed the international date line and had it again
I was 23 twice
diogenes says: Besides a birthday blowjob, My wife bought me an hour with a hypnotist for past life regression.
Nice of the wife to buy you a BJ, most go for the cheap homejobbie.