WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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That’s a whole bunch of nope right there.

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I recommend the one with the 12″ purple dildo on it. Give it a try.

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At least those old man panties are clean!

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When you smoked so much weed in your life that you are scouring the basil and parsley at Walmart to roll up into your next fat blunt…

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Her super power must be the ability to turn children’s bedsheets into adult clothing. Sadly that’s probably impressive enough to make a movie about it these days.

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This must be the international brand for those who still live in their parents’ basement while they get high and laughing at idiotic cartoons.

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Those matching outfits are simply tie-dye for! See what I did there? Are you not entertained? Screw you then, I’m just going to go get high with these two and dye my pubes all sorts of colors!

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Just a pimp scouting some local talent at his neighborhood Walmart. It ain’t easy, but someones gotta do it…

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Because somebody has to keep the Hamburglar away…

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The timing of this picture is just too perfect. NOM! NOM! NOM!

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I imagine there is some serious chaffing going on downstairs with those two hams rubbing together all day.

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You look like one of those Lisa Frank folders from elementary school.

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Wanna take a bet you won’t find another car at home that says “Proud Father”?

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Yeah bro. I ride the baddest hog on two wheels you’ll ever come across. Mess with me and the iron horse and you’ll catch my fire…or it will catch fire. Depending on how long I charge it. Doesn’t matter. Don’t mess with me is all I’m saying.

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Gandalf the Brown over here. And you’re probably asking yourself “The brown? Why brown?” – the reason is he seems crazy as shit and if you walked past him I’m sure he’d scare the shit out of you too. So, meet Gandalf the Brown.

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This mythical creature can morph into a unicorn and poop butterflies while it hunts for gluten-free tacos in the wild…

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Well that’s just one of those couples you can’t wait to ask the story of how they met.

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♫ Ohhhhhh, You’re once, twice, three times a Walcreature. 

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Must be one of those old timey fellas from the Velveeta commercials protecting his liquid gold.

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Bright purple hair and a parrot on a leash. Next time just carry a neon sign that says “Hey everyone look at me.” It will be more subtle.

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Bea Lever
Bea Lever
May 7, 2016 9:03 am

This weeks peak into WallieWorld has seriously put me over the edge. I am now convinced that people are no longer able to separate the real world from the fantasy or cartoon superhero world. This indicates a serious psychosis has manifested itself within the minds of the lesser gifted Merikans.

Fat people are just a minor visual horror show at WM these days when you take a look at the freakazoids ………..please tell me these are merely Halloween pics.

Ed
Ed
May 7, 2016 9:58 am

Well, thank goodness there are a couple of hot fat gals in this week’s episode. Well, kinda hot, anyway.

Gator
Gator
May 7, 2016 12:07 pm

hahaha there was a solid second long stare it took me to make sure the guy with the bicycle seat up to his ass wasn’t me…. I was in walmart looking for a new one yesterday, and I did that shit several times, as did my wife. Not me though. close call

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 7, 2016 12:35 pm

These guys are revolting enough to be funny. I hope I never see a guy in yoga pants in POW.

Ed
Ed
May 7, 2016 1:31 pm

Hell, Gator, if it hadda been you, you’d be famous now. Imagine how few of us here get our pics in the WMFOTW thread.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 7, 2016 1:50 pm

Ed, i asked how many people in these weekly roll calls were actually TBPers. Along with other comments, it earned me the top tier assclown designation.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 7, 2016 5:06 pm

I don’t live in my parents basement or get high but Cornholio still makes me laugh. Idiotic cartoons are *supposed* to make you laugh. These days it’s the idiotic real life humans that make you laugh until you cry! Nothing about it makes me feel good.

Is that Hulk Hogan scouting ho’s at Walmart? You’d think he could do better.

In the same way that the economy is for sure and certain doomed, so is the human race. “Regression” is much too mild of a word for it.

Brian
Brian
May 7, 2016 7:40 pm

Burt…err Turd Ferguson called and wants his fucking hat back.

D.B. Cooper
D.B. Cooper
May 8, 2016 11:58 am

looks like Ferguson’s hat alright.