WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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This is what I look like every Monday morning at work…

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This dude’s outfit makes me wanna do the Hand Jive in Aisle 7.

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We almost had to put a censor bar on this one. #backtittiesforlife

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This woman obeys the  rules of the road. Remember, you text while driving around the meat department at Walmart, you die…or you just bang into sh*t.

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When someone calls you a name a certain amount of times, sometimes it’s just best to own it.

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It looks Crocodile Dundee is chasing Twinkies instead of tail these days.

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It looks like the gap between Walmart and Whole Foods is closing…

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The caboose is loose baby!

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I guess that youth Tinker Bell outfit didn’t come with matching shoes.

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When grocery shopping like a normal human being is too mainstream.

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This just reminds me of the scene in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when they visit the mental institution.

4

Are your eyes drawn to the red vs. blue action up top or the 6 inch platform shoes on the bottom? Either way I’m sure this is some weird cosplay dress-up outfit that I have no knowledge about, but I’m sure someone will address this in the comments.

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Yeah I see the commercials and billboards and road signs telling me I need to watch out for bikers, but at some point they need to watch themselves. I can’t be on guard everywhere I go now. You catch me shopping hungry or something, that risk to not get hurt is now back on you.

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The craziest part of this all is, they managed to take over the world anyway….they just did it in plain sight. Who’s stupid now?

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That’s why I keep hand sanitizer on deck at all times. You never know what all she touched with her hand after grabbing her a palm full of sweaty, hairy ass.

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What is the final tipping point of f*ck it? Like I’ve seen some people mail it in, but you’re not even giving that type of effort right now.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Wip
Wip
May 21, 2016 8:19 am

Why do I look at this shit? People say others feel better about themselves when they see shitty people compared to themselves. I feel sick now.

Tim
Tim
May 21, 2016 9:23 am

I look at P of WM because I think the guy’s commentary is fucking hilarious!

The pictures are oddball, sure, but the guy’s write-up always makes me laugh.

Hollow man
Hollow man
May 21, 2016 11:41 am

It’s official I feel good about myself again.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
May 21, 2016 12:54 pm

It’s Tranny week, get your freak on. Why wait til Halloween, slip into something sexy and get out there you big hunk of man-meat.

ASIG
ASIG
May 21, 2016 3:33 pm

The fourth picture, looking at that from an engineering viewpoint, that piece of glass is not a structural element designed to support that amount of weight. That thing could shatter and slice that woman’s ass in such a way that is too creepy to imagine. That moron has no clue about the risk she’s taking.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 21, 2016 3:46 pm

ASIG, no worries, there would just be an extra steak in the meat case. Rump roast actually!

Phil from Oz
Phil from Oz
May 21, 2016 6:04 pm

IS – the big risk would be contamination. We have to assume ALL blood spills are dangerous for very good reason, and if she were to slice some major plumbing, you could have a lot of blood inside the freezer, very quickly.

That’s the scary part (for me at least).

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 21, 2016 8:55 pm

Phil, unfortunately the woman in the picture is, in her mind, an entitled ‘Murican and everybody knows you can’t tell an entitled ‘Murican jack shit!

I’ll bet she’s a pantshitter too!

Maggie
Maggie
May 22, 2016 12:19 am

IS, Rump Roast? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW.

Now, I want to ask about the sexy broad in the last photo. What in the world is in that cart?

Ed
Ed
May 23, 2016 2:12 am

That fat heifer in yellow with the alien eye hood is kinda hot.