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card802
card802
May 23, 2016 1:53 pm

“Climate change is real. It is happening right now, it is the most urgent threat facing our entire species.”

Leo DiCaprio, Professor of Climatardory.

Two days ago DiCaprio took a private jet from the Cannes Film Festival and flew to New York City to attend the green awards ceremony, where he received an award for his work on climate change awareness, before hopping on board a second jet for a AIDS fund-raising event back in Cannes the following evening.

8,000 miles in 24 hours. He is a god and leaves no carbon footprint.

Ed
Ed
May 23, 2016 1:53 pm

The best definition of a Climate Change weenie ever.

Stucky
Stucky
May 23, 2016 3:35 pm

DiCaprio should have died on the Titanic.

rhs jr
rhs jr
May 23, 2016 3:52 pm

As the sun fuses Hydrogen into Helium, it loses volume and shrinks causing the core to heat up and the sun to radiate more solar energy. This process increases solar radiation about 1% per million years and will continue to cause increasing Global Warming for billions of more years. As more helium is produced, more Helium is fused into heavier atoms and those reactions evidently release more energy up to atomic Iron and from Iron onward the nuclear reactions absorb energy; this will begin cooling the sun in about 4 billion more years. The Gore Effect is negligible except on the minds of Climatards.

YODA_bite me (you know who)
YODA_bite me (you know who)
May 23, 2016 4:44 pm

Wish they would keep their lies straight – Defense Dept now says Russia is greatest threat (few months ago they said it was climate change – which by that they mean GloBull Warming).

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
May 23, 2016 11:25 pm

So that’s what Westcoaster looks like.

Uncle Charley
Uncle Charley
May 24, 2016 2:00 am

“The science is Settled”. Except for GMO’s. Then the science is tainted.

Uncle Charley
Uncle Charley
May 24, 2016 2:13 am

I climatard in CA lives in Malibu, has 2 Bentleys, 2 Ferraris’ , two stretch limos a private jet, and a $30 mil mansion with two swimming pools. But believe the little people should starve to prevent “Climate Change”. As long as the still go to see their worthless movies.

Ed
Ed
May 24, 2016 6:40 am

Yodabite, everything is the greatest threat. They are all the greatest threat. Without greatest threats, there would be no controlling the average asshole on the street.

Don’t you even get it?

Bob
Bob
May 24, 2016 2:42 pm

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