Many of you (including me) are headed for the FEMA Camps when TSHTF. You use nasty words and have bad ideas about those elected to govern us. “So what! We still have freedom of speech!“, you say. Oh, really?
The man in the video was just arrested by the FBI. No reason for his arrest has been given. None. However, we do know that he is extremely distrustful of the government. He has tweeted such horrible words as this —–“This country will NOT be fixed by down loading an app. or playing with your keyboards. GET INVOLVED! Be one who actually did something! CALLING PATRIOTS TO UNITE.” Clearly, this man is demented, and his arrest is warranted.
Here is a 90 sec video of Bill talking about making a fallout shelter in the mountains. Who needs a stinkin shelter when our government is here to protect us with thousands of nukes? He’s a batshit crazy dude, fer sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkD3qrLYikc&list=FLFHGWqVNYeRP6EfnggbmtUg
Below is more info about his arrest, including a few more of his inflammatory tweets.
http://libertyfight.com/2016/utah-man-arrested-fbi-extreme-hatred.html
Now, if you google his name (as did I), you will find plenty additional info about this anarchist, such as, him wanting to blow up a BLM building, as reported by the FBI, and I believe the FBI does not lie.
Whatever. It doesn’t matter what you think about Bill. The point is many of you have said demented things about our government and leaders (peace be upon them). You ARE at risk of being arrested.
So, I started this thread as a service to you. I know deep down all your bad words are merely frustration, and that you love this government. When they haul your fat asses into court, at least you will be able to point to this thread as evidence of your love. So, please — don’t fuck up your “Get Out Of Jail, Free” card.
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Me?
—1) I love the Democrats for their deep abiding love and concern for poor people, and fags. They remind me of Jeebus.
—2) I love the Republicans because, truly, all those wars we’re in keep me, my chill’un, and other loved ones safe. They remind me of Sampson, a warrior of God.
—3) And, I absolutely adore Obama … well, the white half, at least.
—4) May this government’s Reich last a thousand years!
Your turn. Really. Don’t fuck up. Say something nice.
All I can come up with is, someday it will all be burned to ash and a bad memory.
hmmmm … monger, he no understand how this exercise works.
I love the government because………….I missed only 1 day of work this past year because of the roads being impassable with snow ( and that after 2+ feet in 24 hours). Good job on snow removal! Worth every penny of the $38k I paid in federal, state and local taxes last year!
…because it proves that there are two words that I can never use in a sentence together (that l-word and the g-word).
Gosh government, your so big and engorged and swollen. I’ve never seen one so big before. I think I love you government!
Very very well done! Such beautiful words about our excellent leaders has just given we a woody. (PS There’s an old diner in Clark, been there since WWII, and the interior is decorated with lots of vintage metal signs …. one of them says “Service Your Woody Here”. I gotta figure out a way to steal that.)
Bea, below … you too.
“Many of you (including me) are headed for the FEMA Camps when TSHTF. ”
Why?
It’s so much easier just to kill you.
On top of that, there must be 50 ways to do it without anyone suspecting anything malicious on the part of the government.
One person here and there – sure. But tens of thousands? What do you think the camps are for? (It doesn’t even need to be obvious murder – provide inadequate everything and watch the numbers shrink.)
I love our government for the excellent job done on our healthcare. Next year my kids will pay more for thier healthcare than thier house each month. Love it….good government doing good things for the people. Uh huh. Luv ya!! $!#:=% really.
Funny. I already pay significantly more for “health insurance” (ha) than for my mortgage and taxes. And I have a very, very nice house, and mediocre health insurance with a $12,000 deductible.
Snick
That proves my point of how much I love our caring ,efficient wonderful government that has done so much for us all to the point we are at a loss of how to show our real feewings. Hope we can afford future love from dear leader and the government.
It’s fantastic living in Nova Scotia. The government here has long history of upholding rights and protecting lives of it’s citizens.yeah long history…
The pervasive incompetence reduces the impact of the broad-based evil intent.
For a fat bitch, she don’t sweat much.
There. Best I can do.
Oh government, thine glories leave me nothing to hope for!
Ed
Somehow I’m not feeling the love. Enjoy camp and be sure to write when you can.
I guess we both know where my dumb ass is heading. Fuck it. I tried.
I love the government because it loves me…like the rabbit-boiling gal in Fatal Attraction loved Michael Douglas.
I would like to thank you for making the hard decision of where to spend my money for me. Without your endless wars and various ponzi schemes I am forced to pay into, Id have this problem of hundreds of dollars a month and no idea where to spend them. My wife and I would probably argue about where to spend that extra money, how it should be saved, etc. But, now that we have to give it to you, wise government, the problem is out of my hands. After all, Im just a dumb peasant, my wise betters who represent my best interests in congress, and president obama, can spend my money much better than I can.
Also, by continuing to take money from me to give it to my well off grandparents who don’t even need the money, you have preserved their capital so that my money that goes to my grandparents via social security will probably wind up coming back to me via inheritance, after they give you guys your well deserved chunk via your death tax, of course.
Thank you government for taking over control of the poppy fields in Afghanistan. I love the fact that the CIA is turning a profit on this venture. It’s great to know that many of our boys in uniform didn’t give their lives and health for no reason. It’s so wonderful that you gave those who were destroyed economically in 2008 something to do while not working. It’s nice that you took all the somewhat secular muslim countries and turned them into fundamentalist jihadist territories. That will help get rid of all those pesky Christians who might point out that you are servants of satan. What would we do without your burning intellect and lack of conscience.
Thank god I gave 6 years of my otherwise pointless life to the government. It taught me to be all whoorahh and like “Merica! Fuck yeah!”. With the skills they gave me it’s only fair that I give them a nice chunk of my pay every two weeks. Perhaps someday I can just give all of it in return for some cheese and some luxurious section 8 housing built by the most competent people in the history of the universe…behold the Mexican craftsman!
Should I be chosen for a trip to Camp FEMA, I just hope I can run the reeducation projector. Maybe I can reacquaint myself with the lost art of scrubbing shitters and tweezing pubes from the urinal mints?. Ahhh utopia…take me away
In Canada the government is polite and gives you your choice of three different lubes before it gives it to you good and hard. I’ve always been pretty grateful for that. I’m especially grateful for the cherry flavoured one.
BTW – what’s a FEMA camp? Do they have archery???
How long after this guy came to official attention did his ‘new best friends’ show up to meet him? How long did it take for these ‘new best friends’ to talk him into doing something prosecutable?
Do they have some sort of point system? So many points for setting somebody up? Extra points for shooting their dog or stomping their cat during the raid? Bonus points for driving someone to suicide, and maybe double bonus points if it’s a “suicide?”
I appreciate the government – it focuses my thoughts and gives me something to think about, every day.
Let me think about this.
Of yes. I am so grateful that our government is so full of patriotic citizens, that would never invade or overthrow independent countries for no reason, never drone weddings, women, and children, and never allow a treasonous individual to ever run for President.
No BS, I am thankful that the state of NY did not allow Halliburton to frack my neighbor’s land and leave me with flammable well water.
I’m so very thankful that I’ve been able to give the government 30% of my income for the past 40 years. They have used it for wars and war on drugs the one thing I know for sure if they are going to eradicate something there is going to be more of it than you can shake a stick at. They have done a great job eliminating hunger and poverty too, I’m so glad they haven’t turned their attention to my personal needs yet.
Life was just great with mandatory auto insurance.But adding health insurance on top of that,And enforced by the IRS! I knew that it would be even better! Thank you for having such smart people in DC to tell me how to live my life.
Thank you sir! May I have another?