CAPTION CONTEST


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Iska Waran
Iska Waran

Cuck.

wip
wip

Game over, Iska wins.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

When I was young wearing a helmet meant you were a retard. Apparently it still does.

indigentandindignant
indigentandindignant

When I was young, I’d agree. But having broken 3 motorcycle helmets and two bike helmets I have learned two things. Helmets can save your life, and I don’t belong on two wheels.

kokoda
kokoda

Now where did I leave my bike and where am I?

Big Ben
Big Ben

Admin on vacay.

harry p.

If you aren’t a retard wearing a helmet you would support Grumpy Cat dressed as The Donald for president before you’d vote for Hillary.

harry p.

Hey Ben, you know that helmet won’t protect you from getting beheaded when “multiculturalism” becomes more ingrained.

harry p.

He looks like the type of person who would get PTSD from firing an AR15

IndenturedServant

Assclown.

assclown (ás kloun) n.:
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society’s collective underwear.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever

I/S………….Coffee in the keyboard

Best caption contest answer ever , funny stuff!! 🙂

RiNS

Je voudrais dire quelque chose de mon meilleure amie M. Krugman…

Va te faire foutre!

Bon Regards

rob en Nouvelle Ecosse

Homer
Homer

Is that Krugman??? If it is your expletive is wasted. He would probably take it as a complement.

He is probably visiting in Quebec, Canada.

Chris P

He is French, that says it all

Dutchman
Dutchman

Faggot!

Fabulous
Fabulous

Not even. The shorts yes, but the rest of the ensemble, never.

Francis Marion

LMAO!

JIMSKI
JIMSKI

PREY:

Easy to catch food for liberal government politicians.

Also see useful idiot.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever

I reserve my right to take the fifth on my caption as it would be considered a hate crime.

Crimson Avenger
Crimson Avenger

Caption: Star of next week’s episode of “Kicked in the Nuts.”

(See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjd63o0sbio if you’re not familiar.)

Unfit
Unfit

Crimson @ 12:00 PM – That video is flippin’ hilarious. Made me LMFAO.

kokoda
kokoda

can’t believe he still has a face.

James the Wanderer

I’m so dim I think having my picture taken like this is admirable!

Homer
Homer

Yes, I am as stoopid as I look.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever

Serious question- Do real men wear spandex and pussy helmets? Please chime in. I need to know if I am spandexophobic.

Peaceout
Peaceout

“They said there would be snacks!”

Ghost

“Has anyone seen a set of balls around? I seem to have lost mine.”

diogenes
diogenes

“I can’t wait till they take the training wheels off my bike.”

motley
motley

“Hey! Look at me! I fucked up the world … now i’m retired.”

bb

Looks like Harry p without his guns.

harry p.

Hahahaha,
That’s a solid burn!
Well played….

Now, be sure to get lil bb tested for HIV you feline-raping faggot, Jesus hates those who commit beastiality.
Hahahaha

RCW
RCW

Numb nuts.

Pieter in ZA
Pieter in ZA

I was rejected for Walmart Freaks of the Week

Southern Sage
Southern Sage

“I am ready for compulsory castration as part of my contribution to diversity. Oh, wait, I had my balls cut off years ago!”

Thinker

More about the Trumpy Cat shirt: http://popculturetees.com/2016/02/24/trumpy-cat-t-shirt-trump-grumpy-cat/

The most disturbing thing about this photo is that Krugman posted it himself. Check out his caption… https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/747599260254871552 The responses are hilarious.

CA
CA

I’m here for the crotch kicking contest. Free kicks for everyone.

Peaceout
Peaceout

“What do you mean I can’t use the woman’s bathroom”

Unfit
Unfit

Vote for “her” and the economy will be fine.

Vodka
Vodka

Decided, even with a helmet, it was far safer to just park his bike after learning of the average wait-times for medical care in Canada.

CA
CA

Look at the gap on that faggot!

Vodka
Vodka

The shirt is a sexual aid for his wife. She has him wear it over his face during sex.

hardscrabble farmer

# dickweed

Does the helmet come with the black socks?

Captain Buzzkill @ your service.

I got my big boy pants.

You need a bra, bro.

Ed
Ed

“Do these bike pants make my butt look big?”

hardscrabble farmer

I swear to God I hear Sarah McClachlan music playing and her voice asking,

“Won’t someone please adopt me?”

Francis Marion

“Is this where the Hillary rally is?”

RCW
RCW

Hey Goober! Brown socks are to brown shoes as black socks are to black shoes…..now the tricky part: care to guess where you went wrong? At least from a fashion sense, notwithstanding your feather-brained “command” economuck claptrap.

Walt
Walt

“I’m lost. I want my Mummy!!”

Fudrucker

They said: “try to look like a human tampon”…..Whadda ya think?

Jomango
Jomango

I twat I taw a puddy-twat

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

I didn’t even realize it was Krugman. I thought it was just some random eunuch. God I hope I outlive him so I can fulfill my dream of pissing on his grave. I gotta cut back on the goddamn salt.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED

I destroyed the world with helicopter money and all I got was this shirt !

john coster

Krugman prepared for his meeting with Admin: Running shoes and a helmet.

hardscrabble farmer

He used to shop at a store in Princeton where we often went and one day when I was there I saw him sneak in (he does this hunched up, looking anywhere except at other humans kind of thing that Spergs always seem to do) so I followed him to the organic cat food and started peppering him with cat questions. This was in my well dressed pre-farmer days, right around the time of Bear Stearns and I could tell I was making him very uncomfortable and he did everything to try and avoid a conversation. I had a blast with it, asking him which variety he thought old folks would enjoy the most when they realized that their 401k’s were gone, how often he had to change the litter box. I’d never act that way now- it was borderline elder abuse- but I really got a kick out of making him look like a eunuch and I know it bothered him a lot because he left by the side door without his cart full of trifles.

hardscrabble farmer

That was a frequent regret.

There really is something wrong with the guy as far as being a human being. His flawed beliefs are a by-product of his internal discord. I’m amazed at how many people either intentionally or by some other means live in abject denial of what they see right in front of their faces. He has crazy eyes, therefore crazy mind, crazy behavior, crazy beliefs. But that certificate on the wall is ju-ju in the age of credentialism and everything else takes a back seat to the words HARVARD/YALE/PRINCETON/PHD

Anonymous
Anonymous

No shit, this guy thinks he is smarter than all of us (put together).

James the Wanderer

The darkness coming wears his face.

“who, me? I’m not to blame, you just didn’t do enough of what I said to do! I’m NEVER to blame!”

drmrs
drmrs

Is that Paul Krugman? Now I understand why the economy is so screwed up.

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