PRAY FOR RAIN

Guest Post by Hardscrabble Farmer

The early Spring started out with a decent amount of precipitation; cool nights that kept the moisture at ground level, soft rains in the evenings at least three times each week and an occasional soaker that shut down Sundays so that we all stayed inside playing board games or doing puzzles. The grass came up blue in May, saturated, nitrogen soaked. Every time I looked at the cows their heads were down, methodically making their way in a picket line across the pasture, apricot colored lawn mowers busy with life.

Around the middle of the month it was as if an unseen hand turned off the tap and that was that. At first the grass went riotous in response to the ever present sunlight, shooting up an inch or more per day. We cut hay over at The Interval and the bales were so heavy with brix content we could barely load them with the Massey. Thousand pound rounds of fresh cut blue stem, timothy, fescue, clover and brome. We stacked the huge white marshmallows of feed for Winter in double stacks along the back of the barnyard, one on top of another, hay wagons chugging up the curving drive every hour or so, the John Deere struggling to move each on in place.

Tipping them into position by hand took two of us, one with a bad back the other with a wrecked arm but we got each one where we wanted it and the air was redolent with the scent of fresh, mowed baleage. In the first week the new spikes of green shot up from the stubble and the hay fields resembled expansive, well-tended lawns. As the temperatures began to rise in the middle of June the color went from Dartmouth green to russet. The stem tips went dry and the roots, eager to hold on to the little moisture left in the soil went deep and spared the expense of sending up new tendrils of leaf. Grass, when stressed, immediately begins to produce seed from a single stalk and everywhere you looked there was a haze of wispy seed heads floating just above the ground.

I sublimated my concerns and went about my other chores with an ever constant eye on my hay store near the big red barn. The vernal pool at the base of the sugar orchard began to dry out and the football sized bags of jelly that contained frogs eggs slowly grounded themselves on it’s perimeter. Every morning the cows would head far uphill to the sping house where water still poured from a crack at the base of the granite ledge and provided them with cool water to drink. I’d walk along with them and watch as they bowed their heads and sipped deeply, one after another, waiting their turn at the century old concrete lip.

To the south where the boulders spread out like a fan their was a riotous profusion of rubus ursinus, common blackberries rising up from the scorched earth. Berries for some unknown reason go berserk when the season is sere and produce bumper crops of the sweetest variety. We could pick all day long and never keep up with even an acre of them and here we had 15, tangled tightly with prickers and unseen obstacles beneath. You come out of the patches with your arms laced and wickered with red stripes of blood, but your hat full of succulent marble sized fruits of indescribable flavor. The blueberries, raspberries and gooseberries all came in gangbusters so there was that to console us, but as each day passed without rain and none in sight, we began to be concerned.

During this time we continued with the projects we’d been working on around the farm- siding and roofing the new hen house, a re-tooling of the wood shop with better lighting, the rebuild of the Asplundh wood chipper, an ancient chuck and duck held together by more rust than steel, but now featuring a completely re-built Ford F-150 engine, starter, generator and fuel tank. Off farm I was helping a good friend complete a laundry list of fixes for his home that was going on the market and it seemed that every thing we checked off led to another thing we had to add. Spending time with him was very enjoyable because he was always positive and full of stories about his past careers, both as a commercial airline pilot and as a fighter pilot in Viet Nam.

He was well traveled, devoted to his family, a hard worker and one of the few people I had ever met who jumped into retirement with an energy and commitment that most people never gave to their greatest passions. He and his wife traveled around the country camping- stopping to visit distilleries and ancient Indian sites, National Parks and Opera Houses. On occasion a grandchild would travel with them for a month or so and then go back home with stories about their adventures and memories that will likely last a lifetime. We spent hours spinning rocks and fitting them one at a time into a length of wall that ran the entire length of their road frontage, fifty feet a day, three foot high and stacked to last a century or more.

We got better at it as we went along, like with most tasks and so we’d go back and correct a section that didn’t suit us, pulling the rocks to fit each other and then moving on again. We’d stop to admire the wild plums that proliferated in his back yard, the robins nest built on top of the meter box at the side of the house, the way the shafts of sunlight fell through the magnificent columns of maple, ash and oaks he’d left running up the lane and fell on the walls of split wood, golden in the glow of late afternoon. On Friday he and his wife came by with a bottle of wine and we grilled a couple of chickens and made a big salad of arugula, baby greens and nasturtiums with home made apple cider vinegar dressing. We sat on the terrace as the Sun fell behind the mountain and watched the clouds pass above us, horsetails, alto cirrus that signal a change in the weather and take on the colors of the declining light of day, turning the entire sky into a canvas of gold and red.

I always have a couple of teenagers work on the farm during their Summer vacation and this year they have been helping eradicate the profusion of Canadian thistle, or cirsium arvense, that has popped up over the past few years. An invasive species that livestock avoid like the plague, they do well in dry conditions and send up tall stalks covered in cactus like spines that are very painful when you touched. Their roots go deep and they propagate by root stock as well as seed, so simply pulling them is not an effective option. We use organic methods on the farm so the conventional Roundup approach is off the table. I prefer to take a machete or spade to the outside of the leaf buds and push it deep enough to catch the base of the meristematic zone.

Thus removed the plant is tossed onto a rock to bake in the Sun. When we first started farming I don’t recall having come across any, but one afternoon while visiting a local hardware store I saw packages of Canadian thistle seeds for sale as bird feed. Local bird enthusiasts have unwittingly contributed to endless hours of tedious and unpleasant labor because of their poor judgement and lack of foresight. Now an invasive species that was once unknown has become a perennial problem, not only for myself, but for anyone who works the soil of their gardens or fields. Like most things in life, the responsible carry the burden for those act without thinking through the implications of their good intentions.

The teenagers curse me for giving them the task rather than to place the blame where it belongs and so I make a point to explain it to them so that they might one day put two and two together when they encounter similar circumstances in their lives in different environments. Some lessons are best taught at the micro-level and so they go out with panangs and garden forks to eradicate a problem they had no role in causing in order that the livestock can graze without a mouthful of thorns. There’s something biblical in there, I can feel it.

My other friend, the one who always calls me to help him with impossible tasks of great magnitude came by for our barbecue and to say goodbye to me neighbor, should they successfully sell the house and never return from New Mexico. The conversation after we ate was lively and in the failing light as the three-quarters Moon ascended from the Eastern sky under a blanket of twinkling stars and gauzy clouds, he asked me if I would help him with a small job.

“What are we doing?” I asked.

“Build a swing set” he replied, “no problem.”

The following day I showed up at the address he had given me and saw the stacks and pallets of shipping crates piled on the edge of the driveway. The client and his young son stood talking with my friend and when I drove up they waved and smiled. The swing set had been ordered online from China and arrived by commercial freight, although calling it a swing set is akin to calling Biltmore a house. It took us two hours to open all the boxes and break down the various components into something we could work with. There were two towers, a main house with a draw bridge and a rock climbing wall, a tire swing and three flat swings, a clatter bridge, a slide, a teeter-totter and at least for other recreational devices I had never encountered before, so with our screw guns and 130 pages of instructions we set to work and began the assembly while the homeowner went back inside to order additional components.

The truth is, I had a great time working on it with my friend. The house, perched on the southeastern edge of one of the local lakes gave us a strong westerly breeze all day, despite temperatures in the low nineties. The smell of the water, negative ions being churned up on the choppy waves was refreshing and you could hear a constant buzz of laughter and chatter that echoed off the surface of the lake all day long. The structure began to take shape and as the number of pieces dwindled, it became easier to locate the pieces we needed for each step.

Near evening as we came to the end of the job the homeowner reappeared and expressed both his gratitude and appreciation and brought us a six pack of cold beers and some sandwiches. He told us that he wouldn’t have known where to begin and after we shared a beer and swallowed the last of our meal he shook our hands and said thanks. I remembered how when I was working in an office and my oldest Son was only five, we’d ordered a similar, if not smaller version of the swing set we’d just built and a crew of people had come to assemble it while I was at work.

It had bothered me, back then, to have people I didn’t know enjoying my backyard building something I should have done myself for my Son while I was sitting in front of a computer, getting fat around the middle. My wife had made me feel better about it, that much I recall, telling me it was my hard work that made it possible, but deep inside I wished it had been me doing it myself. So now here I was, getting another chance, courtesy of my friend and his client. Just before I packed up my tools I sat down in one of the swings and kicked my legs out, then back again, over and over as I rose higher and higher in the dimming light of the evening and prayed for rain.

There were still several chores to do when I got home and I stopped to pick up the slops from the local resort before I headed back to the farm. The air cooled and the breeze, gentle all day, picked up and began to shake the leafy heads of the hardwoods along the lake shore as I drove. When I pulled up the drive the dogs and the litter of puppies, headed to new homes in the next few days, surrounded the truck as I parked, a chorus of happy sounds from the trampoline in the back yard. I finished the things I had left to do and came in just as it was getting full dark and the Moon, luminous and nearly full, slid behind a front of heavy clouds and slammed the lid on another day. I ate with relish, kissed my wife and children goodnight and went up for a shower and then to bed, deep sleep that went uninterrupted until the early morning hours when the rumble of distant thunder came in from the West.

We finally got the rain we so badly needed, a deep and refreshing drench that backed off to a constant drizzle that lasted almost three days. Every once in a while you’d hear the thunder pick up again and the wind would mount and the heavy rain would fall until you couldn’t see much further than the back of the orchard and then the mist would envelope the little piece of the world that was our own, sinking deep, refreshing the soil, the only sound the slow drip of water from the eaves.

There is a constant ebb and flow, a cyclic movement from one thing to another in the world in which we all live. Sometimes the pendulum seems to stick at it’s apogee, the cold never seems to abate, the rain will never fall, the world cannot possibly become less hospitable more dangerous or factious. Schisms become movements, weather becomes climate, all things small become large and then fade once again back into obscurity. It’s hard not to grow angry at the things we cannot change, but it equally pointless. Our livelihood is dependent upon the weather, our success tied to it’s regularity and seasons.

It can be hard to face a drought when all you need is water, but even harder still to face disillusion when the most important thing you have is faith and so little is in evidence. The thistle is a problem, but if we keep at it, one plant at a time, the right way, it won’t matter how many well intended bird-lovers or short sighted hardware store owners there are working against us because the soils will be better than they were and inhospitable to the invasion. Our cattle can graze across green pastures as they have for tens of thousands of years, helping us build the soils on which they depend while we see to their safety and protect them from harm.

The young men who spent their Summers on our farm doing the mindless chores that annoy them today will one day integrate those lessons into their own lives and make the world better in their own way even as my friends and I pass on like every generation before us. The Sun is back out today after the big soaking we got and the grass is almost blue with nitrogen. From up here on the top of the hill looking down at the cows and calves grazing somnolently on clover and fescue you can’t see anything out of place. Things are as they should be and the world, for all I can see of it there is peace and order. Later, I suppose, I will go out with a blade in hand and hunt out the last of the errant thistles and wonder when it will rain again, but for now I am grateful for every gift and for being able to see past the moment if only today.

 

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Gator
Gator
July 17, 2016 11:29 am

Funny how those that make short sighted and stupid decisions are never the ones who must deal with the inevitable unintended consequences of their actions. This entire country is run by the same type of people who sell the seeds of an invasive plant species to bird watchers without thought to where those seeds might end up.

Think of all the time that costs you, when there are doubtless plenty of other more productive things you could be doing with your time and your hired help. Just like all the time and money wasted trying to comply with our increasingly onerous tax code each and every year.

Billy
Billy
July 17, 2016 12:25 pm

Good post, Hardscrabble…

Sometimes I am faced with performing unnecessary hard labor because of other people’s actions. I don’t state the case as eloquently as you do.

The Fence.

When we first bought this farm, the first thing we noticed was that the fencing was being held up by rust and bird droppings. Completely rotten. You could push a 6″ diameter fence post over with two fingers. Thank God we didn’t have any livestock back then, because if they had a mind to, they’d have staged a jailbreak and went on a field trip…

So, I decided to replace the fence. All of it.

Here, if fencing that borders two people’s property needs replacing, the old standard is that the land owners meet each other in the middle of the fence – each on their own side. They each agree to take care of “everything to the right” – which, if they’re facing each other, means each takes care of half – bearing the cost and labor equally – since both benefit from the same fence.

One of our neighbors begged poverty. I went ahead and just put the fence in, bearing 100% the cost myself. Mighty white of me, if you know anything about how much fences cost…

Fast forward a few years.

I looked at part of the fencing – the “new” fencing – which is to the west of our house, past the small orchard we have planted and the new patch of potatoes we have going. The fencing was a riot of overgrown weeds, small trees, thistles, grass and god knows what else…

A tree – especially invasive, fast growing, colonizing shit trees like Black Locust – will flat out wreck a fence in short order. And their seeds blow around and collect anywhere they can – they especially love fences.

Now, you would think that if someone were offered the princely gift of hundreds of feet of brand new fencing, then they would go to great lengths to maintain that free fence…

Nope. If I didn’t do it – nobody would. And that fence would be wrecked in another season.

I dug out the Husky heavy duty trimmer. Four stroke engine. We call it Big Hoss. Retrofitted it with super-heavy-duty line, fueled it up and then got out the protective gear: remember those big green cravats that came in the old 1st Aid Kits they issued us? The ones everyone filched and wore around their faces like they were the military equivalent of Pancho Villa? I still have some.

One went over my head, pirate style. Another around my face. All you could see were my eyes – I looked like an OD Green ninja. Goggles. Long sleeve shirt. Leather gloves. Canvas pants (the stickers don’t seem to attach themselves so well to them) and boots. Big yellow ear muffs cos Big Hoss is LOUD. But, they’re radio ear muffs, so that was my one nod to comfort.

It was 90+ degrees out.

I spent 6 hours chopping through the worst tangle of impenetrable vegetation I have had the displeasure to encounter. Thistles. Wait-a-minutes. Black Locust. Bradford Pear (if it’s possible to loathe a tree, that’s the one). Stinkweed. Johnson Grass. More.

At one point, I had my son literally turn the hose on me – still fully kitted out – just to cool me off. I had to refuel Big Hoss twice.

Still, after I was “done”, I had to go back with a pair of limb shears and cut out the invasive trees Big Hoss couldn’t mow down…

You have a lot of time to think doing that sort of thing. Once the anger and resentment at my ingrate neighbor burned off, I started planning other projects for this summer… a portable canvas sun shade for harvesting potatoes and also for shooting. An A-frame plus a windlass and gambrel to winch up deer for processing come the fall hunt. A standalone irrigation system that uses electricity-free water pumps for the orchard (will post video of the completely trick pumps when this is done). Plus a half dozen other projects…

We spent our first spring and summer here doing our best to wage the War of the Thistles. They were everywhere – and we stamped them out. They’ve been making a comeback, though, and we were wondering where they were coming from… those tiny little white seeds of theirs could conceivibly travel for miles, given the right winds… but still…

While I was hacking my way through Green Hell, I spied farther off – on my ingrate neighbor’s property and right in line with the prevailing winds – thistles. Hundreds of them. They were laughing at me….

Law of Unintended Consequences.

Going to go find that video of those trick water pumps for you… I didn’t invent them nor did I make the video, but I am sure gonna steal that idea. Shamelessly steal it, too. I suggest you do the same. 🙂

By the way – dry stacking a rock wall is a real art. I doubt there are 4 people left in the Commonwealth who know how to do that properly. One guy went to Ireland to study how to do it – he makes obscene amounts of money rebuilding dry-stack rock walls all the big muckity-muck horse farms have around here. And he should – it’s hard, time-consuming, back breaking work that has to be done no matter the weather…

Be well.

B

Here’s the video. It’s called a Ram Pump. I ground through fluids without much enthusiasm – but that was a long time ago. I’ve since rethought my priorities. I think it’s pretty trick. He has a whole series on this kind of pump.

M.I.A.
M.I.A.
  Billy
July 17, 2016 2:12 pm

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  Billy
July 17, 2016 10:30 pm

Billy, I meant to comment earlier since I read you comment first. You are a good writer. I wish you submitted more stuff like this. I particularly enjoyed your man vs nature article with the gopher. I will still give you shit for stuff that gets me going “““`but this “kind of writing is GOOD, keep it going.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
July 17, 2016 12:26 pm

Thanks for another great essay. Those nasty thistles are popping up on the edges of my neighbors field. Their kids find them and come back all scratched. They hayed about the same time as you and are all happy over their barn load of bales. Those thistles remind me of the gmo corn contamination ruining thousands of acres of organic and heirloom corn fields. Even old time varieties in remote Mexico are bing compromised. At least there is something you can do about the thistles, although a nasty job and time consuming.

Hope you too got the thunderstorms and rain I got up at camp starting at about 3am this morning. Had to take the 7 week old pup out to pee in the warm driving rain as light was barely showing with an occasional lightning flash to the northeast. That was a neat feeling being out there then as the little girl was nipping at my jeans.

Unseen
Unseen
July 17, 2016 12:43 pm

Sitting here reading this, I am, ironically, enjoying a quiet Sunday morning under the muffled sound of occasional thunder and the gentle pitter-patter of light rain on the roof. We decided to skip church today in order to soon celebrate my daughter’s birthday at a nearby restaurant.

This piece reminds me of how our perspective determines how we view circumstances. When our glasses are half full, we yearn for what we don’t have. When they are half empty we become thankful for any addition.

I remember when my brother-in-law and friends helped me to construct the swing-set in our back yard. It seems such a short time ago. Yet now, it stands as a lonely testament to childhood’s gone by. Although I get tired mowing around it, I can’t seem to bring myself to tear it down, because, I am holding on, in faith, to unseen grandchildren giving it new life one day. Perhaps soon, I may once again hear around it tiny voices yelling: “Watch me!” , “Watch me”!

One time, years ago, when I was recovering from an illness, I was pretty down. My youngest daughter who was then almost three, was playing around the swingset. Because I wasn’t supposed to lift anything, I couldn’t put her up her unto the swings. So, instead, I had her climb up the fort in order to go down the slide. Our conversation then went something like this:

“I can do it Dad! All by myself!
I know you can sweetie, you’re a BIG girl. Almost three!
Yaaayy! What’s that Dad?
It’s bird-poop sweetie. Don’t touch it. It’s icky.
It icky?
Yes, it’s icky, so don’t touch it, OK?
Make it go away, Dad.
The rain will come and make it go away.
The rain will come?
Yes, the rain will come and it will be gone.
Daddy!
Yeah sweetie?
The rain will come and wash the poop away! Yaaayy!
(laughing) Yes! The rain will come and wash the poop away!
Yaaayy!”

There’s something biblical in there, I can feel it.

Michelle
Michelle
July 17, 2016 1:30 pm

Thanks, HSF. I always enjoy your beautiful writing!

Botclan
Botclan
July 17, 2016 2:38 pm

Thank You for another reflective and great read. I really like the music to read by that you continue to offer.

Tucci78
Tucci78
July 17, 2016 2:59 pm

If Canadian thistle (Cirsium arvense) seed bags were treated with radiation to kill off the stuff before weeds can sprout, then the companies who provide the stuff to the hardware stores can make money, the naturists can feed the birds, and young teenagers can do other, better jobs the farms during their Summer vacations.

“Dead” seeds as bird food. Better life by way of physics.

starfcker
starfcker
  Tucci78
July 17, 2016 4:30 pm

All the poppy seeds on bagels go through radiation. So you don’t grow the pretty pink poppies

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  starfcker
July 17, 2016 10:51 pm

Star
That would be red…poppies are red, not pink. I have heard that about the radiation before and I am sure TPTB don’t want any competition in the opium production but still very interesting tid bit.

Full Retard
Full Retard
July 17, 2016 3:12 pm

Stockman was writing of this very thing recently. The tares among the wheat cannot be eradicated by any means. They love the drought and will doubtless multiply in it, driving away the worthwhile milk producers.

It is necessary to take a blade and cut off their heads and strike at the root also. But Stockman said total removal is impossible. Praying for rain to bring about a different climate, to remove the conditions that favor these noxious weeds: drought. As Cervantes wrote; patience and cut the cards.

Full Retard
Full Retard
July 17, 2016 3:15 pm

I can appreciate the song selection, from the movie of the same name with Adam Sandler as a man dealing with the loss of his spouse on 9/11.

I’ll come back later as I reflect on this piece.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
July 17, 2016 3:17 pm

Another good one, HSF.

Full Retard
Full Retard
July 17, 2016 4:31 pm

Young men may not understand why they have to go out and fight the invaders. Even as a young man, HF wanted to have fun building a playground. Wisdom whispers in his ear, hard work gives great yield. The two men, one with a bad back, another with a bad arm, illustrate why able bodies young men are the better choice for fighting the weeds, the older men know what needs to be done but are not able to do all of it themselves.

Finally, HF gets the chance to build the playset. It isn’t for himself. No, our work is for others. He hears their laughter and happy shrieks in the distance and it pleases him to know that he has worked for their sake and later, he hears his own children playing and enjoying themselves.

HF also presents in the swing and the pendulum the promise of time, he will reach his apogee and fall back to earth. He takes a moment to try the playset, becoming a child for a short while and anticipating the joy the children will feel as they swing high and higher still, pushing the limit of their earthbound spaceship. Children will be born and take up his work, reluctantly at first, and then with the realization that work is man’s purpose and the only hope for a better future for the young that follow in their footsteps.

Full Retard
Full Retard
July 17, 2016 4:34 pm

On ‘faith’ and ‘prayer’:

The Purpose of Jesus’ Parables
…12Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken away from him. 13This is why I speak to them in parables: ‘Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand.’ 14In them the prophecy of Isaiah is fulfilled: ‘You will be ever hearing but never understanding; you will be ever seeing but never perceiving.…

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
July 17, 2016 6:18 pm

It is near blackberry season here in the PNW too. Can hardly wait for red scared arms, fresh jam and cobblers too.

jamesthewanderer
jamesthewanderer
  Francis Marion
July 17, 2016 10:14 pm

And take a moment to find unsuspected treasures …
We wanted a tree for the front yard, partly for beauty and partly to shade the front window. We got an “ornamental” plum, because the pretty purple blossoms looked right to us on the hanging tag supposed to show what the tree will look like. It came home from Lowe’s with us and was duly planted in a fairly ginormous hole, excavated by hand with shovels and picks in this mostly-desert soil. A fair amount of water, some mild fertilizer and a few years pass.
The third year we found with mild surprise little plums on the tree. They never got above about 1-1/4″ diameter, far too small for commercial use, and for the first year or two, never more than a dozen total, since the tree was still really small. Oh well, they were kind of cute, if useless. Once ripe, you could eat them without poisoning yourself, if you were determined (they were kind of tart).
Last year we got around four dozen. An attempt to make jelly out of them ended early and disastrously when they burnt on the stove top.
This year I tried something: I deliberately over-watered the tree. When I watered the front yard flower beds, I put a quart or two, just dribbling it down the trunk, to fall down to the roots below. The lawn got extra watering too, and since the tree is centered in the yard, it got more that way.
It was a long wait to June.
We waited until windfall plums signaled ripeness, picked a day and picked the tree. We got about three gallons of plums, now what?
Using an electric wok with really low temperatures, we tried a recipe for “plum preserves” we found on the Internet. Plums, sugar, lemon juice, that’s it. It took more sugar than the recipe suggested, those small plums were really ripe and had a sweet shell and a TART core next to the pit. They barely boiled down and made – a plum sauce, such as Chinese dishes sometimes use. It is HEAVENLY – just barely tart, really rich flavor, good texture. My eldest smears it on any vulnerable egg roll, just out of the oven; it makes jam biscuits you cannot imagine. I’d offer you some but the recipe only made about a one-quart crock, so it won’t go all that far or last that long.
But – we have two gallons or so of ripe plums in the freezer, so when this runs out or December, maybe – I can do it again. Not bad for an “ornamental” tree that was only supposed to look pretty!

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  jamesthewanderer
July 19, 2016 12:28 am

A good customer of mine who has become a friend keeps me in plum jam annually. His tree is very mature and he now places a kids wading pool under it and simply shakes the branches until the ripe plums fall out, then repeats as more ripen. I try not to be too greedy so I make the home made jam stretch out as long as I can before asking for another. I’ve tried offering him things in trade such as Mrs. Marion’s home made Blackberry Jam but he refuses. The last batch he refused half a brick of 22LR in trade. Some people just can’t be bought :-). And I keep getting my home made plum jam…. I’d feel bad about it but it tastes so good on my toast along with my morning coffee that I’ve lost all sense of shame.

starfcker
starfcker
July 17, 2016 6:44 pm

HSF, i know you’re not a big roundup man, but it does have its uses. We have to use a much harsher herbacide on occasion (garlon) but we don’t use it in the normal way. I buy little 89 cent paint brushes from home depot, put a small amount of garlon in a cat food can, and paint a little on the stem of the offender. No overspray, no hitting anything else by accident. Very effective. You can use roundup the same way. Also, when you toss the plants to bake and die, cut the flower heads off. That seed can ripen very quickly. Never good when your labor is cursing you. They may not come back.

Hircus
Hircus
July 17, 2016 8:54 pm

I’m impressed. Not only is this an interesting tale with a subtle allegory, but also a masterful allusion to two of Jesus’ parables.

Bravo, HSF.

Full Retard
Full Retard
  Hircus
July 17, 2016 10:00 pm

Hircus, Good morning, Sir.
Go back and read the rest of his articles.
They are all that way.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
July 17, 2016 9:00 pm

Starfcker, you don’t understand. So much about doing things “the easy way”, brings all the unintended consequences with it. Even if you don’t care about pesticide and herbicide residues in your body, even if you don’t care about their effects on species we need to survive… Why the hell would you want to add one penny to the profits of such deeply immoral entities as Monsanto et al.?

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
July 17, 2016 9:31 pm

Couldn’t be more timely:

Toxic Wheat, GMOs and the Precautionary Principle

starfcker
starfcker
  Chubby Bubbles
July 18, 2016 12:18 am

Chubby. Two different subjects. I’m no fan of spraying herbacides over food crops, which is what the ruckus is about. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Hardscrabble loves his land. So do I. I have grown to value my labor more than purity. I am semi-tropical, it takes all out effort in the summer not to get swallowed up by the green blob.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
July 17, 2016 10:38 pm

Oh mah gawd Billy im so glad yer back. I thought you must uh got mowed down at the Pulse by that crazy ass camel jockey er something.

Here’s the new rules ass hole. If yer gonner write an article, submit it thru the proper channels and see if Admenstruater posts yer shit. The rambling sack of donkey doo above would surely be rejected, but that don’t make it right ter just spurt yer mental diarrea in the comment section, especially on Hardscrambles world renowned nouveau agrarian reflections.

ADMEN – please delete Billy’s retardations ASAP.

N1`GNG I1`
N1`GNG I1`
  Billah's wife
July 18, 2016 12:22 am

BW, your lucky LLPOH and I-S don’t read your pearls of wisdom or they’d have run your ass off the site in a Kentucky minute, which works out to two weeks Hillbilly time.

FR

Unseen
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  N1`GNG I1`
July 18, 2016 11:16 am

The comedian Steven Wright claimed he once saw a subliminal advertising executive. But just for a second.

I too have noticed how, like paparazzi photographers in the night, certain commenters here also come and go in a Flash.

N1`GNG I1`
N1`GNG I1`
  Unseen
July 18, 2016 8:36 pm

Unspotted, It seems the public is caught on the horns of a delusion. They can vote for more change they can believe in or change that is unbelievable.

peaknic
peaknic
July 18, 2016 11:28 am

My place in the southern tier region of Upstate NY is showing incredible blackberry numbers, as well. However, the 500 wild apple trees I have were devastated by the January heat wave where it hit 80-90 degrees for 4 days straight, and then -15 two weeks later. Only 1 in 20 trees has a single apple on it. The last 2 years were bumper apple crops, even to the point of bringing down a dozen or so trees when we had too much rain in late August. I tried to use them to make my own apple cider, and after 4 days of work, I did the math and figured I had created the best cider I have ever drunk, at only around $75 a gallon…
HSF, I am in total envy of how you have transformed your life. I’m still trying to figure out how to get out of NJ on a permanent basis, before I am too old to do the necessary work.

N1`GNG I1`
N1`GNG I1`
  peaknic
July 18, 2016 8:33 pm

Beat Nick, you can never leave NJ, the Guantanamo of the Eastern Seaboard. Your best hope is to set fire to the place and go homeless.

Maggie
Maggie
July 18, 2016 8:20 pm

I returned from visiting my son working for the summer in the D.C. area yesterday. It was a really eye-opening visit for me and I have a lot of ideas for things I need to do before that accident looking for a place to happen runs aground.

Excellent article, HSF. I was in Maryland for the last week and it was very, very hot and humid.

N1`GNG I1`
N1`GNG I1`
July 19, 2016 12:39 am

Gone are the days when HF commanded 100+ comments. Pray for readers, HF.
Eh, your writing is too high falutin’ for this coffee klatch crowd.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
July 19, 2016 6:50 am

I’m sorry ter say, but, when yer start off the comments with Billy completely missing the point and going off on uh clueless blathering rant about what an ass hole and totally bad neighbor he is, everybody just stays away from the negative energy. BILLY? You hear me you dipshitted mongreloid? Stay off Hardscrambles shit.

Then you got Maggie showing up like uh cocker spaniel that cant help but poop on the dining room rug ever time you let her in, and it spells total death to Hardscrambles comment count. Mix in the resident beaner’s peyote smokin incoherence and we now have the interweb equivalent of Fukushima. Sorry Hardscramble, if yer lookin fer love yer’d be better off ‘tendin the sheep’ then waitin around here fer 100 comments.

Maggie
Maggie
July 19, 2016 7:59 am

My grandparents were the second owners (the first “real”) tenders of the land which my father purchased and made his home for the rest of his life after he returned from his POW stint of three plus years at age 22. One of the things my grandmother put onto the land which benefits the family through to this very day was a row of what we called “tamed” blackberry vines.

What exactly were these vines that Grandma called “tamed.” The berries were enormous, as large as the end of my father’s giant thumb, and the bushes were taller than his head. But the thorns on those vines were anything but tame. They were about 10 times longer (in my mind’s eye) than wild berry vines we could find in the woodlot. But to sell those berries, my sister and I would get up at sunrise, trudge to the berry patch and pick blackberries until the sun got so high in the sky or we could no longer just run to the garden well where our parents and older siblings were picking corn to have Dad pump up a nice cold drink that would refresh us for more berry picking. When we got finished with the berry patch, we would join the rest of the family at the garden to return to the house on the other side of the woodlot.

As soon as we got into the house, my sister and I would strip to our swimsuits we’d worn under other clothes and whatever bug deterrent my mother or we had thought to put onto our feet and legs to keep the bugs from parading onto our feet, ankles and parts unknown. We would lather up with soapy water my mother prepared and then we got to chase each other around the back yard taking turns spraying one another with the hose to get any ticks, chiggers or other berry-plant loving insects off us. It also helped soothe the long, deep scratches which were the price our little arms and hands had to pay to reach under and through the the plush leaves and vines to get those giant treasures the berry bushes hid from large, adult hands and arms. My mother would occasionally go to the berry patch or send my oldest sister when someone called for a gallon of berries late in the day, but the berries that my sister and I picked were high value berries, commanding a full dollar more than just any gallon of local berries. Because we understood what it took to earn that dollar AND we understood the price we had to pay, we got up at sunrise and did it six days a week throughout July, learning to watch what part of the berry patch had the most blossoms, then tight green berry clusters that would loosen and grow into giant luscious blackberries in less than a handful of days. The summer was defined in three pieces for me: End of school through July 1 — cartoons and soap operas while doing laundry or small cleaning chores around the house. July — blackberry picking and corn shucking. August — arms and hands healing and fading from the black scratches and stains of the berry harvest before school started.

I planted berry vines here earlier this year and harvested my first thornless blackberry harvest of less than a cup of berries. They are not what I’d hoped I was buying when I paid triple the money for the bush that promised me painless blackberry picking at last. There is a hint of those wonderful blackberries I had for breakfast every day for a whole month in the summer. There is a suggestion of the ability to simmer them down for hours in a pot for preserves or jams. There even may be a imitation cobbler or pie in the future from this thornless bush, but I have a feeling that if I want to make pies like my grandmother made and if I want my berry cobbler in a jar to be worth that extra “dollar” that I intend to make people pay for it, then I am going to have to alter the genetic code on my lovely berry bush with no thorns. I am going to have to go to the fenceline, uproot a couple of wild berry vines and introduce them to my thornless bush.

All berries are not equal. And there is a price to pay for harvesting better ones.