WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1781

Romney 2012 is on the other side most likely…

1782

I am looking forward to the day when I hit that point of f*ck it.

1784

You almost made it to the car with b-hole being exposed. The key word there is ‘almost’.

1783

Meet Spongebob’s house. Yeah, not as charming as you might have thought…

1777

Some dude’s vacation is about to get real freaky deaky!

1778

Mullet + skirt + Mortal Kombat tattoos = Dude trying to get into an epic redneck karate battle.

1779

Now I ain’t saying shit. I’m gonna let y’all mother truckers come to your own opinion.

1780

I think we found Barf from Spaceball’s girlfiend.

1775

Thankfully they make weird shirts for all those awkward and strange people that want to take a day off but still need to showcase they’re oddballs.

1776

Just a quick time saving tip on how you can easily determine if your shorts are too short – if your fupa hangs past the bottom of your shorts, they’re too short. That gauge holds true 100% of the time.

1774

Kids…for when the macaroni and cheese Banquet meals are just out of reach.

1773

I can’t wait until I’m just a chill old dude with zero f*cks to give. Looks magical.

1770

Hopefully you treat your winky better than you treat your car.

1772

You’d figure I wouldn’t be so surprised to find so many bottom biscuits in a grocery store, but alas, consider me perplexed.

1771

You ever wake up in the morning, get dressed, look in the mirror and just know you nailed it? Kick the day’s ass girlfriend, because ignorance is bliss.

1769

This just makes me sad…

1766

I don’t know who Joseph is, but he is clearly doing something right. I can tell you in all the years I’ve been on this planet I haven’t had a single person even bring up the idea of having my name in their hair. Not once.

1765

How can you possibly think that’s an appropriate outfit to go out in public? It’s barely appropriate for a dominatrix. Ugh, I honestly hope Dexter is behind that plastic curtain with a room set up for you.

1767

Just catching a few zzzz’s while keeping those hands warm. It gets tiring saying “thank you” so many times a day when everyone you pass is like “sick tie!”.

1768

Y’all can mock all you want but this was one of the most entertaining school pageants I’ve ever seen. Although, to be fair, if you’ve ever been to any of those recitals you know the bar is set like super low.

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Tom
Tom

This is so sad…..and they get to vote too…..

James the Wanderer

This feature has caused me to bookmark eyebleach.

SpecOpsAlpha
SpecOpsAlpha

This is why wealthy and/or brilliant people absconded with our Republic. Anyone who places their lives and wealth at the voting whim of such creatures pictured deserves what they get.

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