Guest Post by Jim Kunstler
You thought the Republican convention was a ghastly spectacle of royal Trumpery (and Iago-style backstabbing featuring the arch-asshole Ted Cruz)? Now comes the Democratic Annunciation of I’m-With-Her-It’s-My-Turn, the incarnation of crony corruption in our late-state Republic of Racketeering. Remember that old movie, The Exorcist, with its demonic spewage of projectile vomit. Expect something like that on the grand scale in Philadelphia this week as the Exalted-Breaker-of-Glass-Ceilings steps forth to accept her victory tiara.
The New York Times is blaming the Ruskies for releasing those thousands of new emails disclosing the perfidy of the Democratic National Committee staff in pimping for Hillary against Bernie and trafficking with the major network news operations to manage and spin things Her way — and especially to rig the electoral machinery against Sanders. How much will his supporters Feel the Bern this week in Philly as the party attempts to put on an appearance of unity (Ha!) behind HRC? How can it conceivably be possible now for Bernie to stand by her side for the crucial unity photo op? I suspect he’d rather chew his right arm off.
For my money, the Ruskies should get the Nobel Peace Prize if they were behind the email release. What higher service to democracy than to expose the anti-democratic workings of the party that affects to call itself Democratic? The sudden appearance of 20,000 smoking guns made party chairperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz vamoose faster than you can say Debbie Wasserman Schultz, though her replacement, Donna Brazile is every inch just another blatant HRC foot-soldier. Perhaps she’ll have to orchestrate the proceedings with smoke signals or invisible ink instead of emails.
As the conventions rolled out, the aggregate miasma we call the news industry resorted to that tired trope of Optimism Versus Pessimism. Translation: you can’t handle the truth so somebody please bring out the rainbow-leaping unicorns. The American zeitgeist is a tattered garment worn by a three hundred pound tranny in a diabetic coma. It’s probably beyond salvation at this point. Somebody please put it out of its misery. Hence: Trump Versus Hillary, the odious versus the tedious, the election to end all elections.
I derived scant enlightenment listening to the Republican nominee Trump’splainin’ just how he will make America great again. As sheer oratory, Trump made Warren G. Harding look like Pericles. “I am your voice,” he bellowed to the assembled delegates dressed in costumes that made them appear like rodeo clowns from another planet. And that speech was carefully crafted by supposed professionals and mounted on a telepromper. Now Trump will go forth speaking in his usual incoherent vernacular as he vies to become the first president removed by a military coup d’état for blundering incompetence.
Hillary countered by showboating her vice-presidential pick, Tim Kaine of Virginia, America’s new high school Spanish teacher. I was only surprised that she didn’t choose Lebron James. Ambition called and Tim Kaine answered and you wonder just how he will regret picking up the phone as the campaign heats up and he has to Kaine’splain the growing allegations of Hillary’s misdeeds. Can a running mate up and quit before the election? It’s never happened before. But Kaine might be concerned about his reputation.
So, gird your loins for the awful pageantry of the week to come: kind of a road company version of The Manchurian Candidate. The election is now between the borderline personality Mommy and the arch-narcissist Daddy for the hearts and minds of a public sore beset by the initial spasms of economic and cultural collapse. Perhaps Big Brother is waiting in the wings.
You can’t deny he comes up with at least one great line per week:
“The American zeitgeist is a tattered garment worn by a three hundred pound tranny in a diabetic coma.”
“Bedlam” As Wasserman Schultz Boo’d, Heckled Off Stage By DNC Delegates
by Tyler Durden
Jul 25, 2016 9:36 AM
Not the greatest start to Hillary’s homecoming week. Outgoing Democratic Party chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz was booed and heckled at a Florida delegate breakfast, with attendees shouting “shame.”
As The Hill reports, Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz was repeatedly interrupted and booed Monday as she sought to speak to Florida’s delegation.
The Florida lawmaker, who will resign after this week’s convention in response to the disclosure of emails that showed top members of the DNC working to boost Hillary Clinton’s primary bid, had to strain her voice to yell over the flurry of protestors who showed up to interrupt her speech.
“We need to make sure we move together in a unified way,” she said over shouts from the crowd.
As she spoke, people stood on chairs holding up signs that said “emails,” “No!,” and “Thanks for the ‘help,’ Debbie.”
The heckling didn’t stop even as Wasserman Schultz mentioned last night’s shooting in Fort Meyers, Florida, that left two dead and more than a dozen injured.
Wasserman Schutz was defiant, insisting that she would remain for the entire convention.
“We know the voices in this room that are standing up and being disruptive, that’s not the Florida we know. The Florida we know is united, the Florida we know will continue to create jobs.”
Yet the remarkable scene raised more questions about the wisdom of having Wasserman Schultz gavel the convention in and out.
“Bedlam” breaks out…
Unity? Just wait until DWS’ replacement, Donna Brazile, takes the stage with the same baggage.
The ending was just as calamitous:
It was unclear if she was escorted out to shouts of “Goldman Sachs.”
And with The Democrats rapidly losing the narrative, Clinton campaign manager Bobby Mook was dispatched to Bloomberg.
*GOP CONVENTION HAD `FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEMS’ CLINTON’S MOOK SAYS
*GOP CONVENTION ATTENDEES WERE LIKE `ANGRY MOB,’ MOOK SAYS
*MOOK SAYS TRUMP IS `ENORMOUSLY VULNERABLE’
*OHIO, FLORIDA WILL BE `EXTREMELY IMPORTANT,’ CLINTON AIDE SAYS
An “angry mob”? Like the DNC delegates above you mean?
The Greeks wrote better tragedies than we.
But we have them beat at farce.
Here’s hoping that Sanders makes a speech that makes Cruz on Trump look downright fawning.
It’d be fun to watch an election with four or five “serious” candidates duke it out.
Donna Brazille and Hillery as infants …
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Oh, where to start?
“How can it conceivably be possible now for Bernie to stand by her side for the crucial unity photo op? I suspect he’d rather chew his right arm off.” Bullshit. The old Marxist in the red Depends knows exactly on which side his bread is buttered.
“Now Trump will go forth speaking in his usual incoherent vernacular as he vies to become the first president removed by a military coup d’état for blundering incompetence.” Apparently he read the LA Times piece. If the military hasn’t removed the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania by now, well, you get the feeling anything goes.
I enjoy reading Kunstler for his ample skills as a wordsmith; however his opinions are for shit.
I was in the military for 20 years. I suffered through the Clinton years when he did what he could to sell everything he could to the Chinese. He even allowed/invited some senior Chicoms to come down and tour one of our SSBNs. It was absurd. Then he lied under oath without consequence. It was terrible for my morale knowing that the very top of my chain of command could do as he pleased and did not have to follow any of the rules that I had to abide by and enforce for my men.
I don’t think the US military has it in them to undertake any type of coup attempt. I could see where they could be brought into an attempt, but it wouldn’t originate with the military.
Someone needs to remind this fool he voted for Obama twice. He should enjoy the democratic convention considering he is a Jewish faggot. There will be plenty of those at the convention.
“The Odious Versus the Tedious” —— How I feel when I read a Kuntsler post.
“The American zeitgeist is a tattered garment worn by a three hundred pound tranny in a diabetic coma”
“The election is now between the borderline personality Mommy and the arch-narcissist Daddy for the hearts and minds of a public sore beset by the initial spasms of economic and cultural collapse.”
“Perhaps Big Brother is waiting in the wings.”
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Awash in his own cynicism and despair, it is possible JK is merely nibbling at the corners of the fortune cookie and, therefore, missing the message that hides within. That is the inspiration behind the ever expanding national Zeitgeist of Trump bravely battling the demonic dragon of global domination: Orwell’s elder sibling who guideth and leadeth the Hildabeast beside turbulent waters, also known as the galactic high priest who riseth from the sea to buildeth the everlasting, and ubiquitous, New World Order:
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November cometh soon and soon we shall choose which Zeitgeist we shall serve. May the Force guide you on your way. Either way: Light versus darkness; fire against ice; red opposing blue. And may your service to either side of said Force then, forever, remain true. Amen.
Unfortunately , you are coming undone .Take some pain killers.
No way, buddy. I now choose to watch it all shake out with sober eyes. This way I won’t miss any drama and see how it all ends. Pass the popcorn tho…
Who gives a shitte what the kunt thinks anymore. He is a Democratic butt lick. He supported Bloomberg. What a joke.
I wonder which side Gary Johnson gets a bigger bump from: the moderate anti-cronyism Bern expatriots, or the anti-authoritarian small-government GOPers? Either way he should finally reach that magic 15% in the polls he’s been looking for, once the Dems finish up “unifying” themselves later this week.
The truth is Trump won his nomination DESPITE the media and GOP doing everything they could to stop him from winning. He beat the $100 million dollar establishment candidate down into the low single digits! Sanders can moan and groan all he wants about the DNC tilting toward the Rodhamster but he wasn’t outspent he was outvoted because the Democrat rank and file don’t care if their nominee is corrupt. Most of them are corrupt too, living off of the taxpayers as either wards of the state or in taxpayer funded sinecures.
“Now Trump will go forth speaking in his usual incoherent vernacular as he vies to become the first president removed by a military coup d’état for blundering incompetence.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Best JHK line evah!
I can see the Generals now, scurrying towards him in their red high heels and strap on maternity get up- the ones who aren’t transgendered that is, not sure what kind of outfit they’ll be wearing-that will be a hoot.
I must not understand the meaning of incompetence. If he means trouncing the shit out of the entire GOP establishment with zero political experience, undermining the MSM to the point where a used car salesmen has 1,000x the credibility and shrugging off every kryptonite laced PC attack as if they were dandruff flakes and seeing his poll numbers increase for the effort, then he is way incompetent.
Oh, and JHK, Bernie was in on this from the get go. Voting for Curb Your Enthusiasm 2.o was a pigeon drop. There is no Spanish Prisoner Jimmy.
How sad it is we have come to this. The Democrats put forth a piece of crap and call it the best we have. They fuck Bernie and the rest of the possibilities because they believe the status crony is better with the lying piece of crap. I was a Kennedy supporter years ago, and knew when Johnson had him shot this country was going down the toilet. Now the crap floats instead of being flushed. We are in for a severe life change and it will not be just the DNC and their false hero. The real shit will hit the fan soon and whomever is in the top spot will face a lot of White people Matter as black people do not give a shit about their own. 80% of black deaths are due to blacks. Black lives Matter? not to blacks. So the Obama wars will start. The economy will tank. The haves will be fucked just like the have nots. Mostly I say be ready to shoot any mother fucker that knocks on your door in the year to come, black or white, because they want what you have.
Kuntsler has a big blind spot when it comes to Democrats. He sees only mild-mannered incoherence, accidental insanity and occasional sloppiness where the rest of the world sees vitriolic ideology, deliberate malice and institutional corruption. If he ever got a new set of prescription eyeglasses he might see what’s really there, instead of what he wants to be there.
Our current choices are limited by the greed and power-lust of those who sit in high places. May they choke on their rapaciousness and expire on their immorality.