WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

1921

I’m not sure if this is a 50 year old Vietnam vet or a 14 year old kid. Today’s fashion fads have me all sorts of f*cked up.

1919

That would be much more believable if you wrote that in blood, cocaine or maybe a mix of both. A 97 cent Sharpie just doesn’t do it for me.

1920

That moment when the crazy person in line tries to make conversation with you…

1916

Normally I’d frown on this, but she just upped her difficulty level and raised her conductor game. I’m now less concerned about the children’s safety and more concerned about how many she can pull behind her.

1917

I’m just more curious if there are little elves living inside him baking delicious Keebler cookies.

1915

ARRRRRRRRRRG….you going to Walmart later?

1913

I don’t care who you’re voting for. Seriously, like not at all. Mainly because statistically speaking, most of you are morons and you vote doesn’t really count anyway. If you think your opinion counts, that’s adorable and good for you. However, what I can’t wrap my head around is putting a Presidential Candidate bumper sticker on your car, let alone deck the whole thing out. You’re gonna look like a fool for quite some time after the election, win or lose.

1910

I’ll give you one guess where they’re headed…

1912

I seriously don’t get how people get so attached to presidential candidates! Do you really think your life is going to change one way or the other after this election? You think Hilary is going to come to your house and fix all your problems? I wouldn’t bother going to a presidential rally if it was in my backyard. I sure as hell wouldn’t wear their face as clothing.

1911

Pap Pap needs to stop stealing his granddaughter’s jorts.

1906

Glad to see the profession of The Bearded Lady hasn’t completely been lost. Keep the legend alive my man! Or my woman! Whichever.

1908

Hey weird lady, perhaps you & Babe would be more comfortable not inside a damn store and so close to the butcher. Just saying.

1909

Okay there Asher Roth, nobody loves college that much. Tone it down.

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Sen. Burticus
Sen. Burticus

The “bearded, er, lady” looks like the clear winner of the freak of the week contest. Compared to, er, “it,” the rest seem normal.

sneezy67
sneezy67

Going behind the “Green Door” of Wal-Mart….but the old piano doesn’t seem to be playing too hot and the people aren’t saying a lot…. just seeing a lot. (What?)

sneezy67
sneezy67

Diversity has it’s merits (or demerits ?)

Nam Vet
Nam Vet

50-year-olds weren’t old enough to serve in Viet Nam.

Anonymous
Anonymous

The gal with the pet pig, that might not be such a bad idea.

Consider it Muslim repellent.

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