These are the type of dudes that are prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Which, now that I think of it, I really won’t care if I die in it since these are the people that would be left to live with.
I’d say I’m surprised, but clearly you don’t care enough to change your jammie pants before you leave the house so why should I expect you to check yourself after a good dump.
Looks like they’re filming another commercial for Dollar Beard Club. Awkward.
Girl, you better bring it down a notch. There isn’t a wrap for a broken heart like there is for your broken ankle.
It’s that weird time of year where you don’t know whether it’s gonna be hot or cold outside and you can’t decide on keeping those summer clothes out or busting out that winter stuff you’re looking forward to wearing again. Tough decisions everyday people. Just make up your mind or look like a fool.
They don’t call them sweatpants for nothing. AmIRightOrAmIRight?
Bottom biscuits be blooming today!!!
If you can’t take the heat get your ass out the ass? Where there’s a smoking hot ass there’s fire? I’m not even sure what other fire puns to use. You guys have any? I’m sure there are plenty.
My man Willy the Pimp! Using ladies as accessories to his fine ass swag style. Keep doing you Willy!
You would think the moment you need to tuck you hair into your back pocket to keep it off the ground would be enough of a sign for you to do something about it, but apparently if you get that far, listening to reason and being practical isn’t in your playbook.
Anybody want to take a ride back to the House of a 1,000 Corpses?
Girl, watchu doin with that big booty out in public like that? That’s not even an empty aisle there. There are some old ladies buying tea and canned goods like 3 feet away from dat ass!
I’d bet good money this is the type of dude that slams down a bro-tein shake like every hour.
Seriously, I’m pretty sure 20% of the happiness derived from babies comes directly from dressing them up at Halloween or using them as an accessory at Halloween.
Well, since this is at Walmart I’m gonna go ahead and assume the last person in that position went ahead and took a promotion. Ehhhh Ohhhh!
To be fair, this one can’t be any worse than the last one. At least sexist dudes everywhere will be excited they’re going back to a male cast.
It’s too late Walmart. Harambe is already dead. RIP Harambe.
You know those little kids you see on here with bags over their faces all the time? Some miraculously survive and grow up. They grow up just as dumb, but they grow up.
Splish splash he was taking a bath…Well his ass was at least.
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This is why I oppose all efforts to get out the vote.