Looking like the white trash Mike Tyson. And I bet you he can take and throw a punch like Iron Mike too.
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking.
Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source.
Where are you going lady? Because I’ll follow you anywhere. Mainly because I know it’s gonna be an off the hook party wherever you show up with those heels and fanny pack.
Girl I feel ya, the lines at Walmart are too damn long. You take your stance by sitting down! You’re like the Colin Kapernick of Walmart now!
I feel like tying your daughter’s hair to a shopping cart has to be some sort of child abuse. I think we can all agree.
You could literally wear an actual active beehive on your head and I don’t think anyone would notice while you’ve got those pants or shorts or thong-jorts or whatever those are called on!
Anybody wanna take a stab at where Ballie is at? #ThatWalmartLife
We are here to prove the correlation between tighty whiteys and plumber’s crack. BOOM!
I don’t think I’ve been excited about anything as much as this girl is excited about capturing this guy’s thong.
I have to assume this is the equivalent of a modern day duel over who has the better hairdo.
Nothing makes the day go better than a perfect fitting bra. Am I right ladies?
What old horny devil is stocking the shelves at Walmart these days?
I guess it’s easier for your guests to pick out your wedding gifts if you have it at Walmart. So that’s a plus. I think. Congrats!
Nothing like bringing your creepy weird ass fetish into the public light at Walmart. Checking off some serious life goals right there buddy. I’d say your parents must be proud, but clearly the did something totally f’d up, so I don’t even want to bring them into the picture here.
You’re gonna need a big bag to put those in if you plan on lighting them on fire on someone’s porch. Which would be epic by the way, so you go girl!!!
Bang up job my man. We can hardly spot the fix-up job. I feel sorry your kids don’t have a pool to play in, but sacrifices must be made all around.
Squat game proper.
It’s like you give a shit, but only like 45%. The rest of it your motto seems to be “let it fall where it may”.
Yeah, go ahead and get funny. But this dude holds the whistle, and he who wields the whistle holds the power. He going to “T” up so many people in there and toss them all out for flagrant fouls on the eyes. Matter of fact, I wish he would.
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You know…you just cannot “unsee” that stuff….